You know what's so great about Courtney Stodden? OK, Another thing, that is? It's that she's always up for good, old-fashioned fun and it's kind of neat to watch her grow up before our very eyes. So that's two things. I guess I can't count this morning, but what I can count on is Courtney Stodden continuously making beautiful music for us to love and dance to and laugh at. Isn't that like Paula Abdul said in the nineties, a 'promise of a new day'? Isn't it wonderful that we can count on these things? Relationships can go...
Can someone please tell me just what the hell this world is coming to? A couple of weeks ago I had to tell you that those crazy kids, Katy Perry and Russell Brand, are totally over, and about five seconds ago I had to break the awful news to you guys that Heidi Klum is apparently planning on filing for divorce from her beautiful husband, Seal, and NOW I'm here to tell you that there's a new rumor that Courtney Stodden is cheating on her one true love, Doug Hutchison? How much can the heart t...
Yup, and it has nothing to do with "planking" or "owling," whatever the hell that one was. Courtney Stodden wants to - ahem, see above - start a fad called "floor flashing." And who knows - it might actually catch on, if she used a hash tag to promote it. That shit spreads like wildfire.
I don't really care much about Courtney's new endeavor, however. What I want to talk about is how her tits, while she's laying on the floor, look exactly as they do when she's upright. What the hell is that?...
We haven't seen too much of Chris Crocker around these parts lately---although, back in June, we did see too much of Chris Crocker's parts. I think we all needed a six-month vacation from Mr. Crocker. You're welcome.
But Crocker, an unabashed whore for fame---which is refreshing in its own way---is looking to again raise his, um, profile. And what better woman to pave Crocker's road to stardom than the inimitable Courtney Stodden! He can ride her transparent bra-straps to Internet infamy.
P...
Hell, I didn't even know she could read. I'm pretty sure they get into the really, really in-depth English stuff in the 9th grade, and I'm not sure she actually made it there (she was probably preparing for her bachelorette party or choosing wedding flowers or something), so unless the book is Go, Dog, Go! or Snooki's latest monstrosity, I'm willing to bet her purchases didn't exactly top the charts in classical reading. I mean, hell, you even need a reading level of grade 12 to understand Roots,...
Last week, I jumped the gun a little by telling you that Courtney Stodden was sharing her 12 (wrong) days of Christmas on her Twitter. However, this year, for me, anyway, Courtney Stodden has really become synonymous with Christmas joy, so I really feel like I would be amiss by not sharing with you guys what exactly Courtney's true love gave to her:
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A pretty pair of pink panties...
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two tiny tee...
Tragically, I have no real guesses as to who this could be. Let me give you all the details, then you can let me know what you think:
This female two time former reality star who was married to another reality star/actor recently offered her services to Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden saying that she would make a great third to their "relationship." They turned her down.
A lot of people are guessing Adrianne Curry on this one, even though she definitely appeared on more than one r...
In case you couldn't tell already, Courtney Stodden is a true expert at getting into the Christmas spirit. For the past month, her glorious Twitter has been all about the holiday season: she calls Santa things like "sweet Santa of seduction," "Santa of Ravishment," and "Mr. Moist Saint Nick." And if that doesn't convince you that Courtney takes Christmas seriously, maybe this will: she's doing the 12 days of Christmas. And it's wonderful.
So far we're just on day four, but this is what Co...
This girl, I swear. It's like every single time I go "Courtney Stodden, you've topped yourself. You seriously can't get any better than this," she just goes and proves me wrong. This is one of those times.
Here, I'll show you some of my favorite excerpts from this interview Courtney did with Zap2it, ok? You'll see what I mean.
What super power would you like to have?
I would find it breathtaking to be able to feel what it's like to fly... Wait. I'm already flying - flying on the wings of love!
Is there another celebrity you've always wan...
That's right, Courtney's sexiness comes from the soul. It was given to her by God himself upon her creation, so of course it is something she holds very dear.
Other divine powers that Courtney possesses include the ability to maintain her sexy (???) physique on a diet of donuts, ice cream, and Sprite and the ability to nourish her husband as a vitamin. She also obviously was given the gift of song and an unmatched sense of style. Her ethereal beauty is just further proof that she was blessed from the beginning.
OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, DO YOU THINK SHE HOLDS HER POWERS IN THAT TRASHY ARM BAND?!?!?!?! />
That's right, Courtney's sexiness comes from the soul. It was given to her by God himself upon her creation, so of course it is something she holds very dear.
Other divine powers that Courtney possesses include the ability to maintain her sexy (???) physique on a diet of donuts, ice cream, and Sprite and the ability to nourish her husband as a vitamin. She also obviously was given the gift of song and an unmatched sense of style. Her ethereal beauty is just further proof that she was blessed ...
I have titled my post "Today's Courtney Stodden" because every night she goes to bed in stilettos and bunny ears and somehow wakes up a new woman. Today's Courtney Stodden is nothing like Yesterday's Courtney Stodden.
What I am saying is, Today's Courtney is wearing a leopard-print synthetic-fur coat and not much else. Do you know what is in a synthetic-fur coat? Acrylic. Coal. Petroleum. Limestone. It's true. Look it up.
Wait, what?
I don't know. I'm sorry. I always want to be insightful when I blog, but try as I might, it is very nearly impossible to preface these photos of Courtney Stodden in a red bikini, just hoochying it up on some random sidewalk. (To be fair, the teen was taping a thingie for Funny or Die, but at this point I'm like "Courtney Stodden wore a bikini out in broad daylight? And in public? And in a residential neighborhood? And she stole my ex-boyfriend's mom's faux-fur coat? Zzz.")
Here's some actual celeb gossip: earlier this week, Courtney Stodden and husband/senior citizen Doug Hutchison turned down a starring role on a reality TV show because---oh, never mind.
(Images via Yeeeah! except seriously don't bother because every photograph looks exactly the same.)
/>I have titled my post "Today's Courtney Stodden" because every night she goes to bed in stilettos and bunny ears and somehow wakes up a new woman. Today's Courtney Stodden is nothing like Yesterday's Courtney Stodden.
What I am saying is, Today's Courtney is wearing a leopard-print synthetic-fur coat and not much else. Do you know what is in a synthetic-fur coat? Acrylic. Coal. Petroleum. Limestone. It's true. Look it up.
Wait, what?
I don't know. I'm sorry. I always want to be insightful...
You know what's so great about Courtney Stodden? OK, Another thing, that is? It's that she's always up for good, old-fashioned fun and it's kind of neat to watch her grow up before our very eyes. So that's two things. I guess I can't count this morning, but what I can count on is Courtney Stodden continuously making beautiful music for us to love and dance to and laugh at. Isn't that like Paula Abdul said in the nineties, a 'promise of a new day'? Isn't it wonderful that we can count on these things? Relationships can go...
Can someone please tell me just what the hell this world is coming to? A couple of weeks ago I had to tell you that those crazy kids, Katy Perry and Russell Brand, are totally over, and about five seconds ago I had to break the awful news to you guys that Heidi Klum is apparently planning on filing for divorce from her beautiful husband, Seal, and NOW I'm here to tell you that there's a new rumor that Courtney Stodden is cheating on her one true love, Doug Hutchison? How much can the heart t...
Yup, and it has nothing to do with "planking" or "owling," whatever the hell that one was. Courtney Stodden wants to - ahem, see above - start a fad called "floor flashing." And who knows - it might actually catch on, if she used a hash tag to promote it. That shit spreads like wildfire.
I don't really care much about Courtney's new endeavor, however. What I want to talk about is how her tits, while she's laying on the floor, look exactly as they do when she's upright. What the hell is that?...
We haven't seen too much of Chris Crocker around these parts lately---although, back in June, we did see too much of Chris Crocker's parts. I think we all needed a six-month vacation from Mr. Crocker. You're welcome.
But Crocker, an unabashed whore for fame---which is refreshing in its own way---is looking to again raise his, um, profile. And what better woman to pave Crocker's road to stardom than the inimitable Courtney Stodden! He can ride her transparent bra-straps to Internet infamy.
P...
Hell, I didn't even know she could read. I'm pretty sure they get into the really, really in-depth English stuff in the 9th grade, and I'm not sure she actually made it there (she was probably preparing for her bachelorette party or choosing wedding flowers or something), so unless the book is Go, Dog, Go! or Snooki's latest monstrosity, I'm willing to bet her purchases didn't exactly top the charts in classical reading. I mean, hell, you even need a reading level of grade 12 to understand Roots,...
Last week, I jumped the gun a little by telling you that Courtney Stodden was sharing her 12 (wrong) days of Christmas on her Twitter. However, this year, for me, anyway, Courtney Stodden has really become synonymous with Christmas joy, so I really feel like I would be amiss by not sharing with you guys what exactly Courtney's true love gave to her:
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A pretty pair of pink panties...
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two tiny tee...
Tragically, I have no real guesses as to who this could be. Let me give you all the details, then you can let me know what you think:
This female two time former reality star who was married to another reality star/actor recently offered her services to Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden saying that she would make a great third to their "relationship." They turned her down.
A lot of people are guessing Adrianne Curry on this one, even though she definitely appeared on more than one r...
In case you couldn't tell already, Courtney Stodden is a true expert at getting into the Christmas spirit. For the past month, her glorious Twitter has been all about the holiday season: she calls Santa things like "sweet Santa of seduction," "Santa of Ravishment," and "Mr. Moist Saint Nick." And if that doesn't convince you that Courtney takes Christmas seriously, maybe this will: she's doing the 12 days of Christmas. And it's wonderful.
So far we're just on day four, but this is what Co...
This girl, I swear. It's like every single time I go "Courtney Stodden, you've topped yourself. You seriously can't get any better than this," she just goes and proves me wrong. This is one of those times.
Here, I'll show you some of my favorite excerpts from this interview Courtney did with Zap2it, ok? You'll see what I mean.
What super power would you like to have?
I would find it breathtaking to be able to feel what it's like to fly... Wait. I'm already flying - flying on the wings of love!
Is there another celebrity you've always wan...