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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are getting un-divorced

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Courtney Stodden had a short window of lucidity back in 2013 during which she realized, eh, it’s a little creepy that I’ve been married to a dude nearly old enough to be my granddad since I was 16. Maybe I need to sorta move on from that. And so she did – they divorced and life went on… OR SO IT SEEMED. She got back together with Doug Hutchison a few short months later, and now they’ve apparently decided to get married again, because apparently nothing can stand in the way of true love.

From Fox 411:

The controversial couple is back together again and plan to renew their vows by the end of the year, Courtney — and her mom — confirmed to FOX411.

“Courtney realized just how much love she really had for Doug,” Stodden’s momager Krista Keller told FOX411. “They really love each other and wanted to be together.”

Dear me. I don’t really even know what to say about this but that I guess it’s a different strokes for different folks sorta situation. If they’re happy together, I guess why not? I think that 34 year age gap between them will come back to bite them in the ass again, however. Ah, well – love is in the air!

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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are back together!

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It seemed like Courtney Stodden had perhaps gained some common sense after appearing on the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother last year, as she returned to the US and soon decided to get rid of her creepy old man husband, Doug Hutchison. Of course, she didn’t really move on to dating anyone closer to her own age bracket, and now the divorce is called off altogether and she’s reunited with Doug. NOOOOO!

Apparently they’ve been living together all this time, even after ending their relationship, and Doug has continued to act as Courtney’s manager, so it seems she was never fully away from him.

“She moved into the studio apartment next door to the house she and Doug rented together. But Doug still lives in the main house,” a source told Celebuzz. “They’re not divorced yet, so she’ll stay there until they figure out how they want to proceed with things.”

Lord almighty. COME ON, COURTNEY. Also, those boobs are awful – get your refund, girl, cos those are just not right.

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Courtney Stodden Is Getting A Divorce Because She Doesn’t Want To “Neglect” Her Youth

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Courtney Stodden, my precious Stodden, is seeking a divorce from Some Dude From Lost. I can’t imagine what would have happened for this 19-year-old girl to realize that she didn’t want to be married to some 53-year-old dude from The Green Mile. If it ain’t Hanks, you say, “no thanks.”

She told E Online that she wants to,

be free and embrace my independence and not neglect my youth.

But Ms. Stodden, who will be there for you to help you shimmy into your blue pleather gown? Or to help you choose a new breast size? Why does writing this make me have Sarah Mclaughlin’s “Arms of the Angels” song stuck in my head?

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