Will Smith appeared on the Graham Norton show on BBC where he was interviewed about his upcoming Men in Black III movie that’s totally not going to suck (and by “totally not going to suck,” I mean “it’s completely going to suck, and it’s going to suck NADS”).

And, you know, if I could forget for one minute that Will Smith shoved—possibly rightfully so, but that’s a debate for another day—and then backhanded—completely unnecessary, sorry—a dude for kissing him on the red carpet—in public!—then I’d go ahead and say, “Aw, man, how cute! How endearing!” but instead I’m going to roll my eyes and say, “Aw, man, how obnoxious. How intentionally hokey and not all all funny.” Especially those jammin’-out faces he was making. Please.

Will Smith, I’d go and hide out for a few days if I were you. Because I’m totally not digging your vibes lately, and all of his negativity really isn’t doing much for your credibility.

This actress – who worked much more several years ago than she does now – has found the perfect way to annoy her controlling husband. He always insisted that she not step foot out of the house unless she was looking her best (full hair, makeup, clothes) because she was a “reflection of his image”.

But now that they have quietly separated, she consistently walks out of the house in casual clothes and messy hair and no makeup (even when her destination isn’t the gym). Of course, the paparazzi are there, just waiting to snap her photo. Her publicist called and said, “Do you realize how much you’re p*ssing him off when you do that?” She replied, “Absolutely!” and giggled. Sounds like it’s just her little way of reclaiming her life.

OK, I read, like, the first four words of this blind item and I automatically solved it. I mean, come on. It’s totally Katie Holmes. I definitely wasn’t surprised, because Katie’s practically made a career out of going out in public all a mess* lately. But the quiet separation part? I completely dig it. I’ve been hoping that Katie might come to her senses and take back some of her independence, but I didn’t think that it’d go as far as a separation.

*Of course she’s not “a mess,” because she’s practically just rocking the look that I do all of the time, and I just cannot fathom un-flat-ironed hair, no makeup, and non-designer dresses as “a mess.” Please.

In related Blind Items, this one kind of goes hand-in-hand with the first. Also from Blind Gossip:

In the late 00?s, his face was starting to sag and lose its elasticity. His face pretty much fluttered in the breeze as he ran. He had lines around his eyes and bags under them.

Now, frankly, this is not a big deal. All faces age. Really! But this ego maniacal liar wants you to believe that he is no mere mortal, and that his looks are all natural because he lives such an extraordinary life. That’s right, People! He’s not like you! He works hard to stay young! He has never had plastic surgery and never will! Or so he claims.

Here’s the truth: He had a nose job when he was in his teens (he had the bridge thinned out). He had his teeth completely redone (although we wouldn’t include teeth in the plastic surgery category). He had his eyeballs replaced. He had a mid-section face lift and lower blepharoplasty (eye job) around 2009. He is currently holding off on upper eye work (because that would drastically change his look). Now he just has regular injections of Botox and Restylane to freeze things up and plump them out. Hey, it’s good work, he doesn’t look “done”, and his face settled in nicely six months after the plastic surgery. But it’s still plastic surgery. And he is still a liar.

I’m saying that these two are related, because in my eyes (ones that I—ugh!—have not had “replaced”) it has just got to be Tom Cruise. I’m saying Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise for both. Thoughts?

I’m also not going to go ahead and say that the nose job she got was the best thing she’s ever done for her face (because this haircut is probably the best thing she’s ever done for her face), but it’s definitely a close second. Not that there was anything particularly wrong with her face the way it was, but the nose job certainly does something a little more different than what she had to begin with. If, you know, you’re into that whole cookie-cutter everyone-looks-the-same look. You know?

Last, you want to know what would make her appearance even better? If she stopped making that stupid faux-”fierce” egg-suck face that she makes, because God. It’s completely atrocious.

How are we feeling about Ashlee Simpson these days? Can we forgive her for her past misgivings of lip-syncing and running out on her generally-endearing husband to pursue a punk-rock career? I mean, I can’t, but that’s not what we’re really talking about here. We’re talking about the look, and I guess I can say that it’s OK. I suppose.

From Us Magazine:

Kristin Cavallari’s baby shower looked like a mini-Hills reunion.
The pregnant 25-year-old — who wore a black maxi dress and several gold bangles — was feted by former MTV costars Stephanie Pratt, 26, Heidi Montag, 25, and Spencer Pratt, 28, at a private residence in West Hollywood, a source tells Us Weekly.

“Kristin was glowing and gorgeous. She looked so happy!” a source says of Cavallari, who entertained about 30 guests. “Guys were there, too. It was co-ed.”

Stephanie Pratt and Heidi Montag sighting at Catherine Malandrino Maison Restaurant on May 01, 2009 in West Hollywood.

Attendees were treated to cupcakes and a three-tier sponge cake by Pink Salt Event Cuisine, in addition to being served cocktails. “It was like a fun party,” the source tells Us. Petals L.A. provided the flowers.

And that? Is what Heidi Montag‘s been up to. Hopefully now we won’t have to talk about her for at least another year, huh?

Yesterday Mark married his girlfriend, Priscilla Chan, at a surprise ceremony that friends and family were told was a graduation party for the newly-accredited Chan. The wedding took place in Palo Alto, and included a guest list of just close friends and family. And you know how he announced the big event? Duh. Facebook status update. The food was served family-style and was catered by the couple’s favorite local sushi restaurant.

Congratulations to Mark and Priscilla! Now go spend that billion you got from Facebook’s IPO!

The identity of John Truesdale, 40, an Atlanta, Ga., massage therapist, was revealed Saturday by the New York Daily News, whose reporters tracked down the burly, 250-pound employee of the boutique hotel Mandarin Oriental.

“I thought I was supposed to be anonymous,” Truesdale was quoted as saying as he posed for a photograph near his Smyrna, Ga., home. Truesdale, a former high school football player and onetime U.S. Army medic, is a certified nail technician, a licensed massage therapist and a married father, the Daily News reports. “I can’t talk about [the case],” he told the paper.

In his initial lawsuit, Truesdale claimed Travolta sexually assaulted him in the actor’s hotel room “on or about” Jan. 28.

“I can confirm that we do represent Mr. Truesdale, and that we have great confidence in him,” his lawyer Gloria Allred said in a statement released Saturday. “We are conferring with him regarding the next course of action in this matter. Neither our client nor our law firm have any other comment at this time.”

Damn. So Gloria Allred’s all up in this business, now, huh? And hitting on a married 250-lb. former Army guy? I can tell you one thing—John Travolta‘s got some big old balls, and that’s not, you know, anything I personally happened to hear or anything from any male masseurs. I’m sure it’s probably true, because if you’re willing to stick your ass up in the air and wave your anus around like a leftover piece of knockwurst, then you probably have it—GUTS. Or ANUS. Whatever.

“It’s not only celebrities who went for a day. It’s the whole f#$*ing world. It’s all of you. The reason we have Haiti fatigue is because there was never a commitment in the first place. … [This country finally has a chance to reestablish itself and] you see the very tangible success story that Haiti can be.”

So! Sean Penn is talking about how we can better ourselves as human beings and, by virtue, better the world around us.

You know, I like Sean Penn. I admire him for his humanitarian efforts, and any fifty-one year-old man who can lure Scarlett Johansson into his bed is definitely a pretty solid dude in my book. Seriously, though, he’s so right. Whether it’s Haiti or post-Katrina New Orleans or the carnage in Japan after the earthquake and subsequent tsunami … why aren’t we better equipped to be helping these people in need? Why is it that we’re so self-involved—and I’m not even necessarily talking about the people who need their own financial rescue, or relief from personal disaster, I’m talking about celebrities who have the world at their feet, the money in their banks, and the ability to get up and f-cking help. Why is it such a hard thing to follow through with the efforts to begin with? How many celebrities and people of notoriety endorsed the Red Cross and helping disaster victims in the weeks following serious incidents as opposed to how many actually followed the effort through?

I don’t know about you guys, but Sean Penn—despite giving off the creepy-old-guy vibes sometimes—is still pretty high up in my book.

Nick Stahl’s wife did an exclusive interview with People, where she talked about his previous bouts with drug abuse, his former disappearances, and how his young daughter keeps asking for ‘Dada’:

… [On] May 9, Stahl – who has been living apart from Rose with a roommate – went missing when the roommate took a break from their morning meditation session. Nobody has seen the 32-year-old Terminator 3 star since.

“He could have overdosed, that’s one thought. And I’m wondering if there will be a body recovered,” Rose tells PEOPLE.

Rose, 30, reported him missing May 14. Police are not treating the case as a criminal matter and say no foul play is suspected.

His disappearance comes as the pair, who married in 2009, have been coping with a number of domestic problems.

They filed paperwork in early February allowing Rose to keep Nick from seeing their 2-year-old daughter if he fails a drug test, and he had been living away with a male friend since that time. Still, Rose says she does not consider the two of them separated or estranged.

“That was an adult, loving decision that we made to try to inspire his recovery and maybe even scare him away from relapse,” she says.

She adds that Stahl, who at age 13 played opposite Mel Gibson in The Man Without A Face, has struggled with addiction since his teen years, and the problem has become worse than ever for reasons she doesn’t fully understand.

Stahl, who has spoken openly about his problems with drugs and alcohol, has been turning down parts for the past nine months to focus on his recovery, says Rose. But she adds that his recent disappearance has been difficult on the family, including their daughter.

“She asks for dad. ‘Is Dada coming?’ And she worships the ground he walks on,” says Rose. “But I’ve had a lot of people coming over, and I’ve been careful that she not be exposed to too much of my anxiety.”

So, what could have happened? Is he dead? In a private rehab? On the other side of the world? Apparently no one knows, and why you’d leave a child who loves you behind, without any kind of indication as to where you’re going, is just … well, irresponsible. Sources are saying, however, that finding Nick might not be all that far off. TMZ reports that police are pursuing several leads in the missing person case:

The LAPD has received multiple tips in the Nick Stahl missing person case … from people who claim they have spotted the “Terminator 3″ actor since he was reported missing last week.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … investigators have been following up on the leads … but so far, no contact has been made with Nick.

TMZ broke the story … Stahl’s wife filed a missing persons report with the LAPD this week, saying she hasn’t seen or heard from him since May 9th.

UPDATE: Nick Stahl has allegedly reached out to family and friends via email, telling them that he’d be out of contact for thirty days in order to seek intensive rehabilitative treatment for his drug and alcohol abuse issues. However, it’s come to light that Nick’s estranged wife was not one of those to whom the email was addressed.

Even recently, Khloe isn’t behaving like a real Kardashian. You know how Kim and Kanye are doing that whole “dating” thing? Well Khloe here grew some balls and—I think—passive-aggressively insulted her sister’s relationship with the most obnoxious man on the face of the earth. What did she say? Well, this:

“Kanye and Kim, they are kind of like two peas in a pod.”

Oh man. Tell me that’s not, like, the worst insult you could possibly heap upon someone who was used as a personal urinal for public consumption? Khloe was overheard saying this to Kourtney on an upcoming episode of ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’, and I don’t think Khloe fully realizes how deliciously backhanded the comment directed at Kim actually was. I f-cking love it. And I love Khloe, or, at least would if she wasn’t hanging around those twits all the f-cking time.

But despite my semi-false love for her, though, we have Khloe wearing … well, really bad pants. Don’t get me wrong: they fit her well and they make her tall, statuesque figure look frankly amazing, but really? Light blue jeans with white stars all over them? Where’d she get those, Michael Jackson’s Pepsi commercial dressing room closet? Because UGH.

I guess I can let the bad pants slide, guys, no pun intended. I mean, it’s way, way better than some of the other things she’s worn over the last year, and it could really be way, way worse than just rocking starry dungarees. She could be wearing Kim‘s worn-ass leather pants, for f-ck’s sake, and do you know where those’ve been?

The actor in question is playing a role in an upcoming movie called ‘Alex Cross’, where his character is a cage fighter. And also a killer. The movie stars Tyler Perry as Dr. Alex Cross, and a whole bunch of other folks who don’t have much else going on, save for this movie.

The film comes out later this year.

Jump in to find out!

Yeah. It’s Matthew Fox. This is what he’s been doing aside from all of those DUIs and arrests for assaulting women. Now he looks the part of a complete and utter f-cking douchenozzle. And how creepy, right?

Anyway. Brandon and Paris, if you remember, notoriously dubbed Lindsay “Firecrotch” back in 2006, but apparently there’s no lost love since they’re partying like it’s … well, 2006. Super.

Wow. Dude. Talk about an asshole move.

Will Smith slapped, or as some people are saying, “lightly tapped” a Ukrainian reporter in the face at a red carpet event for the Moscow premiere of Men in Black III. When asked about the incident, Will said “He’s lucky I didn’t sucker punch him.” Will reportedly went about his business and remained cheerful despite the incident that apparently rubbed him so wrong that he felt it was necessary to slap the guy, but you can tell that the reporter was mortified beyond belief—it’s all apparent in the video.

I don’t know. I get it that unwanted kisses aren’t cool and what not, no matter who you are or what your intentions may be, but it’s really not cool that Will decided to give a backhand to this guy’s face even after he pushed him away. A little excessive if you ask me.

Thoughts?