Yes, that is a photo of Courtney Stodden playing tennis in those stripper heels. Honestly, I'm concerned. Does she really have that much faith in her ability to maneuver those awful things? Does she think she's above a twisted ankle? Or does she just not have any other shoes?
Hey, you know that awful story about that poor bus monitor who got viciously bullied by a couple of middle school students? And it was really sad and depressing (at least, I'm guessing it was, I still haven't been able...
Did you watch that video? Ok, now think about this: there were two other people in the car with her, the driver and the person with the video camera. That's two people who got into a car with Courtney Stodden of their own free will. Can you imagine?
I know that I have a morbid fascination with this girl and the bat shit crazy that is happening inside her head, but the difference is that I can shut it out when I want to. And by the way, I definitely did with this video. I tried watching it four or five times before I actually managed to make it through. But there are some people - her husband, for instance - who have to deal with this on a regular basis. There are people who listen to her screeching firsthand.
There are also people who have to (get to?) witness this kind of thing firsthand:
Oh, and if you can make it to the end of the video, you can see that the person filming it is a woman, and I'm pretty sure it's Courtney's mom. BUT someone took a picture of her filming Courtney ... her father, perhaps? Just mull that one over for a minute. />
Did you watch that video? Ok, now think about this: there were two other people in the car with her, the driver and the person with the video camera. That's two people who got into a car with Courtney Stodden of their own free will. Can you imagine?
I know that I have a morbid fascination with this girl and the bat shit crazy that is happening inside her head, but the difference is that I can shut it out when I want to. And by the way, I definitely did with this video. I tried watching...
A few years ago, on the fourth of July, my dad and I were going over to my grandma's house for a cookout, and I was subjected to one of the most awkward moments of my entire life. He was driving, and we were going down the main road through town with the windows down. He pulled up to the stoplight by the auto parts store, where there was a huge car wash fundraiser happening in the parking lot. We came to a stop right beside a man who was standing on the shoulder of the road, holding a sign an...
Oh dear. Another day, another inappropriate set of Courtney Stodden photos. You want to know what I want to know? When Kendall Jenner did her Big Inappropriate Photo Shoot, everyone freaked the f-ck out, and justifiably so, right? Well how come Courtney Stodden can parade around with her ass cheeks hanging out and her implants flapping in the breeze and her best "I'm getting thrashed by a meat stick on the regular" face on and NO ONE CARES? Is it because her mother practically sold her into sla...
Look, guys, it's Courtney Stodden---and her mom! And it's just so cute that they're bonding together in the kitchen over blank expressions and fake smiles and soy milk! Really, it doesn't get any better than this. Unless, of course, you're Courtney Stodden's mom, who we don't really talk a whole lot about here. Maybe we should start.
The lady's name is Krista Keller, and she was on board with selling her daughter marrying Doug Hutchison from the start. Remember this quote?:
"It was a ver...
The most important thing you need to know about the photos you're about to see is that Courtney Stodden is not wearing the brass-tone armband. And her arm has not fallen off. And I can swear that there're permanent indentations on both of her arms from alternating it every other Tuesday. Oh my God. It's like looking into the eye of a tornado, or the pinnacle of the solar eclipse. I almost can't even get a handle on myself.
Also, in Photo 4 (in the gallery), are they her knees or her tits? Jus...
Ha! Did you actually think she'd be at Target if she were spending her own? No, she'd be at a corner drugstore, scouring the seasonal clearance aisle for last holiday's 'A Christmas Story'-themed decor. See, Doug brings an element of class to a girl's life, you know.
Doug and Courtney were out shopping this past weekend, where they picked up kitchen essentials like a rolling pin and a hand juicer.
Either that, or they were about to get into some really freaky shit that involved vegetables...
Yes, that is a photo of Courtney Stodden playing tennis in those stripper heels. Honestly, I'm concerned. Does she really have that much faith in her ability to maneuver those awful things? Does she think she's above a twisted ankle? Or does she just not have any other shoes?
Hey, you know that awful story about that poor bus monitor who got viciously bullied by a couple of middle school students? And it was really sad and depressing (at least, I'm guessing it was, I still haven't been able...
A few years ago, on the fourth of July, my dad and I were going over to my grandma's house for a cookout, and I was subjected to one of the most awkward moments of my entire life. He was driving, and we were going down the main road through town with the windows down. He pulled up to the stoplight by the auto parts store, where there was a huge car wash fundraiser happening in the parking lot. We came to a stop right beside a man who was standing on the shoulder of the road, holding a sign an...
Oh dear. Another day, another inappropriate set of Courtney Stodden photos. You want to know what I want to know? When Kendall Jenner did her Big Inappropriate Photo Shoot, everyone freaked the f-ck out, and justifiably so, right? Well how come Courtney Stodden can parade around with her ass cheeks hanging out and her implants flapping in the breeze and her best "I'm getting thrashed by a meat stick on the regular" face on and NO ONE CARES? Is it because her mother practically sold her into sla...
Look, guys, it's Courtney Stodden---and her mom! And it's just so cute that they're bonding together in the kitchen over blank expressions and fake smiles and soy milk! Really, it doesn't get any better than this. Unless, of course, you're Courtney Stodden's mom, who we don't really talk a whole lot about here. Maybe we should start.
The lady's name is Krista Keller, and she was on board with selling her daughter marrying Doug Hutchison from the start. Remember this quote?:
"It was a ver...
The most important thing you need to know about the photos you're about to see is that Courtney Stodden is not wearing the brass-tone armband. And her arm has not fallen off. And I can swear that there're permanent indentations on both of her arms from alternating it every other Tuesday. Oh my God. It's like looking into the eye of a tornado, or the pinnacle of the solar eclipse. I almost can't even get a handle on myself.
Also, in Photo 4 (in the gallery), are they her knees or her tits? Jus...
Ha! Did you actually think she'd be at Target if she were spending her own? No, she'd be at a corner drugstore, scouring the seasonal clearance aisle for last holiday's 'A Christmas Story'-themed decor. See, Doug brings an element of class to a girl's life, you know.
Doug and Courtney were out shopping this past weekend, where they picked up kitchen essentials like a rolling pin and a hand juicer.
Either that, or they were about to get into some really freaky shit that involved vegetables...