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Courtney Stodden Does Her Best Bo Derek

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Oh dear. Another day, another inappropriate set of Courtney Stodden photos. You want to know what I want to know? When Kendall Jenner did her Big Inappropriate Photo Shoot, everyone freaked the f-ck out, and justifiably so, right? Well how come Courtney Stodden can parade around with her ass cheeks hanging out and her implants flapping in the breeze and her best “I’m getting thrashed by a meat stick on the regular” face on and NO ONE CARES? Is it because her mother practically sold her into slavery by “allowing” her to marry Doug Hutchison? Is it because, yeah, even though Courtney’s only seventeen years old (and has apparently been doing this for awhile now), it’s OK because now she’s Doug’s “property”?

I get that she wants to do it, guys. I get that, and I’d respect that if it weren’t for the fact that she still isn’t legally allowed to make her own decisions. And I’d respect it if it weren’t for the fact that she’s a half-inch of gold lame fabric away from turning everyone who looks at her photos into pedophiles, and before you go off saying “She’s almost eighteen!” let me refresh your memory—this photo? It was taken a year ago. When Courtney was only sixteen:

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And as you can see, things haven’t changed all that much.

You know what? I rest my case.


Images courtesy of Celebuzz

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  • I agree. However, despite the inappropriateness of her and her sleazy antics, she’s still really, really, really awful. I know she wants to be a reality star, but I still don’t understand why she’s getting the coverage she is. She’s a sleazy nobody in a questionable relationship with a much older sleazy husband. The whole thing just screams ‘yuck’.

  • There’s an official term for that: exhibitionism. Girlfriend just likes to strut half-naked around is all. Why is that any interesting or relevant, I have no idea. I find her rather repulsive physically.

    • Ridiculously hot? Personally I think she’s a bit of a dog with inches of make up slathered on her hairsprayed head. The only thing she has going for her is her body and there’s a million of those out there for you to look at.

  • I don’t understand you, Americans. Being pedophile means desire to someone without developed adult attributes, which hardly applies to Mrs. Doug Hutchison. While sex with underage is inappropriate and, in some countries illegal, it doesn’t equal pedophilia. For pedophilia think Toddlers and Tiaras.

    • Technically, the term is ephebophilia. We have age of consent laws for a reason, and this mess is one big reason.

  • She really needs a successful mentor.. how about ‘Snort snort’; Rachael Raaay or deep throat Giada De Laurendis to help her find her.. perfect talent spot?

  • No one cares because no one except her husband and herself actually believe she’s 16. Seriously, if she’s 16 then I’m a senile old woman.

  • Funny how all the females hate on her and the men don’t. ;) (yes Im female and I think its funny lol)

    • I don’t think anyone “hates” her per se. I think her antics and how much media coverage she gets (especially on this site) is annoying because she’s basically like Kim Kuntrashian but less successful at whoring herself out. I also don’t think most men like her either, she looks really, really old for her age and her boob job is effed up. Sure, some men and women like her but I don’t think it’s a jealousy thing, which is what you are implying.

      • Ok maybe “hate” was too strong a word, but I see women generally making comments like this:

        Ridiculously hot? Personally I think she’s a bit of a dog with inches of make up slathered on her hairsprayed head.

        And guys making comments like this:

        its because she’s ridiculously hot. not too hard to understand.

        Just saying I noticed the difference. And yes I certainly AM implying that it is a jealousy thing.

      • Ok, so you’re taking one maybe male commenter and one maybe female commenter and drawing conclusions on the entire populations of males and females based on what 2 people said? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh sketchy statistical analysis if I may say so myself.

    • Sadly, there’s nothing to be jealous about. She really isn’t goodlooking and the way she craves attention is not attractive. It’s desperate.