3Here’s Why Courtney Stodden Won’t Be Writing A Tell-All

Courtney Stodden will soon be a child bride no longer. She’s seeking a divorce from Some Dude from Lost because she doesn’t want to “neglect [her] youth.” So this 19-year-old will surely rake in some cash with a tell-all memoir, right? Nope. Because, (via Starpulse),

I don’t read or write.

You don’t read or writer? What? Okay then surely you’ll be making money off of your bangin’ bod that you paid so much for?

No that’s the not direction I’m taking. Trust me the second I turned 18 the entire porn industry turned upside down, Vivid, all of them, I turned down a $5 million porn offer about three months ago.

Okay, okay, I admire that.

Here’s the weirdest thing about their separation: they still live together, as “business partners”, according to Starpulse.

For the time being Courtney and Doug will remain living together at their residence in separate rooms and continue to support one another as friends and business partners.

That seems even crazier than the not reading or writing thing.

November 24, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

4Courtney Stodden Is Getting A Divorce Because She Doesn’t Want To “Neglect” Her Youth

Courtney Stodden, my precious Stodden, is seeking a divorce from Some Dude From Lost. I can’t imagine what would have happened for this 19-year-old girl to realize that she didn’t want to be married to some 53-year-old dude from The Green Mile. If it ain’t Hanks, you say, “no thanks.”

She told E Online that she wants to,

be free and embrace my independence and not neglect my youth.

But Ms. Stodden, who will be there for you to help you shimmy into your blue pleather gown? Or to help you choose a new breast size? Why does writing this make me have Sarah Mclaughlin’s “Arms of the Angels” song stuck in my head?

November 10, 2013 at 10:00 am by Catherine St. Ives

2Break-Up Alert: 19-year-old Courtney Stodden and 53-Year-Old Husband Doug Hutchison Are OVER!

Yeah, because no one saw this one coming. When Courtney Stodden became a child bride at 16 to then 50-year-old freakazoid (and Tooms on X Files actor) Doug Hutchison, I don’t think anyone in their right mind believed it would last. Why would it? She was a brainwashed child desperate for fame that he no doubt promised her he could provide… which he did, just for all the wrong reasons. He was a bit of a pervert with a predilection for seducing underage girls on the Internet (that’s where they met, guys) who really must’ve thought he hit the jackpot with Courtney. What could go wrong?

Well, Courtney is 19 now and this past summer, she decided to take part in a show called Celebrity Big Brother over in the UK. It was her first extended period of time away from Doug, and the producers of the series very smartly sort of kept him out of the whole process as Courtney was given a lot of the spotlight to herself, without him. She really blossomed on that show and gained a lot of invaluable independence. By the time she came out at the end of the show, her reunion with Doug was lukewarm at best. She SAID she was happy to see him, but you could totally see the cogs turning then and there: she wanted out.

From The Daily Mail:

The controversial couple are going their separate ways after a controversial two-and-a-half year marriage, sources have told MailOnline.

On Thursday night Courtney, 19, threw a Halloween party at their rented Hollywood Hills home – but Doug was not there.It is understood Courtney decided to end the marriage and Doug, 53, is said to be heartbroken.

The split comes just two months after she made an appearance on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK. Sources tell MailOnline the reality show was the beginning of the end for the couple.

Well, thank fuck for this. I seriously hope as part of this split, homegirl gets some counseling to process the shit she’s been through over the past few years. Not only was she seduced by an old man online, she married him, changed her physical appearance for him and also has a mother who was TOTALLY INTO ALL OF IT and saw no problem with her 16-year-old daughter marrying some middle aged washed up actor who swore he could get her fame. SMH SMH.

That’s not to say that Courtney has been a pushover or that none of what she’s done over the years was her own personal choice, because I do think she’s quite intelligent and headstrong, but lord almighty, this was one giant mess. Get outta there, girl!

November 2, 2013 at 8:30 am by Jennifer

3Best And Worst Celeb Looks Of The Last Week of October

It’s been a while since we’ve had a best and worst celebrity looks of the week, so here we go. This is from the last week of October. I chose Kelly Osbourne for best celebrity dressing up as another celebrity. That’s her above as Christina Hendricks. Pretty dead-on.

I promise not to overdo it on the Halloween costumes.

(more…)

November 1, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

7Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week 9-23 To 9-29

Courtney Stodden is back from her Big Brother UK stint. Hooray! I know we’re all so happy!

We’re coming off of Emmy’s week, where celebs have already worn their best stuff and are now getting back to their regular celeb lives. Let’s take a look at the best, worst, and WTF of the week. Because sometimes you just want to look at photos of celebs and admire what they’re wearing or say shit about them.

This time I’m asking YOU: which look do you think is the best, worst, and most WTF?

Just had to show you Courtney’s full look. You’re welcome. Did she get more surgery while she was there?

(more…)

September 29, 2013 at 4:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives

3Courtney Stodden Became a Grown Woman on ‘Celebrity Big Brother’

Courtney Stodden has been in the Celebrity Big Brother house over in the UK for the past 2.5 weeks, and it’s a shame it hasn’t been shown in the states, because she was fantastic on it and I really actually started to like and respect her – not to mention see how intelligent she is, and what a generally nice person. Sure, she gets a bad rap for her 6″ lucite heels lettuce bikinis and for having married a 50-year-old dude at only 16 (the eyebrows should be raised at Doug on that one… SMH), but she’s actually incredibly likeable and really came into her own on the show.

Unfortunately, she was evicted from the house during last night’s show, which isn’t half bad considering she made it further than Dustin Diamond (yes, Screech was in it, too) and the finale is on Friday. After leaving, she revealed just how much she’s grown and what she learned about herself during her time away from her husband.

From E! Online:

Though she was “buzzing” (having a great time, per her new favorite British slang word) most of the time, the worst part, “was boredom and not being able to communicate with my family,” Courtney exclusively told E! News after leaving the house.

But, she added, “I was able to come away with strength, wisdom and positivity from my experience. I feel more like a grown woman.”

Awesome. Maybe she’ll end up leaving Doug and experiencing life a bit more. Or, you know, maybe – as she actually astutely put it to a few of her fellow housemates who questioned her relationship – love is love and they’re actually meant to be. I don’t think that latter part’s true, really, but who am I to say?

September 12, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer