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13Courtney Stodden Bakes in a Bra With Her Mom

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Look, guys, it’s Courtney Stodden—and her mom! And it’s just so cute that they’re bonding together in the kitchen over blank expressions and fake smiles and soy milk! Really, it doesn’t get any better than this. Unless, of course, you’re Courtney Stodden’s mom, who we don’t really talk a whole lot about here. Maybe we should start.

The lady’s name is Krista Keller, and she was on board with selling her daughter marrying Doug Hutchison from the start. Remember this quote?:

“It was a very beautiful, loving, nonsexual type of turn. It was very admirable on his end. Then he called me to tell me they were falling for each other. I could really tell my daughter had the kind of love when you want to marry a man or be with a man. Even though she was just 16, I knew it was going to take a pretty big man to handle her because of her sexuality and because of the attention she gets.”

Or, you know, better yet—this one?:

“The gay community has been so loving to her. I know that Anna Nicole Smith had a great rapport with the gay community, and I think they’ve been waiting to have someone they can connect with, and I think Courtney is that person. She is different and stands out. Frankly, we thought she’d fit in better in Hollywood.”

That’s really sweet, Ma. Comparing your daughter to a woman who had myriad mental issues and substance abuse problems, battled with weight issues for a decade, rode a bunch of old-man-dong and ended up overdosing? Super! Also, all of the gay friends that I have think Courtney’s a complete and utter weirdo. And not in a cutesy way, either.

Last, here’s a quote from Courtney’s mom about Doug himself:

“He’s not creepy. He is such a great guy, he’s so intelligent. I see why they’re together, he looks like he’s in his early 30s, and Courtney looks like he’s in her late 20s. It’s like they’re talking about someone else when they say bad things about Doug. He’s with my daughter and I wouldn’t want a creepy guy with my daughter. He’s a wonderful, great man. Doug was managing Courtney’s career, but he has so many things coming his way that he just can’t handle it all. It will be better for Courtney with me managing her. I love my daughter, and I’ve been a good parent.”

So yeah. If the photos of Courtney copiously cooking in the citchen [sic] couldn’t conquor your conscience, just check out Mom Dukes here. She’s a winner, too, folks, and she apparently doesn’t want you to forget it, either.

Images courtesy of The Superficial

May 10, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Courtney Stodden

13 Responses to “Courtney Stodden Bakes in a Bra With Her Mom”

  1. libby says:

    oh for christ sakes the mom looks younger than the daughter.

    yuck,go away ugly plastic barbie doll!

  2. Penguin2312 says:

    Oh oh! Can I predict the future of Doug and Courtney?!!?
    She turns 18, divorces his ass and takes half of what he’s worth…and as far as her marrying the guy in the first place was for “fame” and ultimately money. He’s too stupid to realize it too.

  3. Beetlover says:

    I’m guessing Bristol Palin doesn’t have any problems with this scenario since they aren’t gay and Obama isn’t supporting them. Nothing to see here folks, move along!

  4. puddin says:

    Bizarre.

  5. Anonymous says:

    I’m literally speechless with shock and disgust!

  6. Liseth says:

    Omg if my mom saw me take pictures like this shed be like” r u crazy what do u want? U want people to think I raised a prostitute? Go put some clothes on before I beat some sense and morals in you” lol o god this family needs therapy.

  7. livwho says:

    Who’s hotter?

    I’m going to go with the oven.

  8. heulitt says:

    YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN…………. what? huh? O I’m sorry is time to go ………….. yea, I been ready

  9. Diane says:

    They’re both horrible.

  10. Will says:

    Why does she look so much older than her mom?

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