Nov 04, 2011 at 05:30 am by Sarah

photo of courtney stodden no makeup pictures photos
Oh. My God. If this didn’t just make your entire Friday (kind of like it did mine), I just do not know what to tell you, guys.

Also, I’m surprised. I didn’t really know what to expect (Frankenskin? Surgery scars? A six-year-old girl?), but it definitely wasn’t this. She looks almost, dare I say it, normal. You know, normal? I know we don’t really apply that term a whole lot when it comes to this bitch, but I grudgingly suppose it’s OK to use here, just this one time.

Lastly, is anyone else as freaked out as I am that this girl drives? With those shoes? And those staged faces?

Anyway, thanks, Courtney Stodden, for making this girl’s Friday morning a little bit brighter.

21 Responses to ““Stars” Without Makeup: COURTNEY STODDEN”

  1. coach says:

    that is, without question, the best i have ever seen her look. the outfit is still trashy and the shoes are ridiculous, but she looks good.

  2. Sophie says:

    Stop drawing your boobs on!! They’re already big enough!!

  3. Harriet Meadow says:

    Why does she constantly make weird sex faces?

  4. Mercy says:

    She does look absolutely normal… just like any other absolutely normal, middle-aged-but-Botox-happy housewife.

  5. Stacey says:

    She looks a LOT better without the pounds of makeup and hairspray.

  6. F says:

    I didn’t know what to expect either but actually she looks good!! I don’t like the outfit and the abusive fake tan but hey, that’s a whole lot better than what she usually looks like. Way to go girl!!!

  7. Lady Satan says:

    Wow – her “rill” face is just as rode-hard-and-put-away-wet as her made up face.

    Sad.

  8. blah says:

    I think the arm band really classes up the outfit.

  9. J-Kitt says:

    Could you PLEASE not call her a “Star” even with the sarcastic speakmarks it makes me uncomfortable.
    Heer mouth looks so much smaller and HUMAN without makeup, but geez she needs to lay off on the spray tanning her boobs bigger.

  10. J-Kitt says:

    Also, her poor toes!

  11. Yo Mama says:

    Why does she buy shoes that are obviously too small and make her toes hang over the ends like that? I don’t get this bitch or her freaky husband at all.

  12. Whatever89 says:

    Her face looks photoshopped like someone took a normal 16 year old face and stuck on hiedi montag’s body. can someone boo this freakshow out of the country already? canada gave us justin bieber it’s only fair we return the favor.

  13. abbizmal says:

    This bitch and this whole situation fascinates me. She is a trashy, batshit crazy, and can’t even act, as we all see with the facial expressions that are supposed to be sexy, but are hilarious instead. And that husband?? Seems like the parts he has played are not much of a stretch. What a bunch of freaks. I can’t stop watching this mess. Better than Lohan drama.

  14. LegalEase says:

    I hate her face….what is up with the constant underbite?

  15. JF says:

    She’s kinda hotter without make-up!!

  16. MMMMANDA says:

    omg that fucking arm band! & please tell me why she’s on a starbucks run dressed like that. smh.

  17. Validation Department says:

    Yet another case of “Love me Daddy”

  18. Jib says:

    She looks alright for her age, but she is not going to age well.

  19. Brooklyn says:

    Personally, I think she has some form of tourettes syndrome.

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