Today's Evil Beet Gossip

This is Mariah Yeater, Justin Bieber’s Alleged Baby Mama

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I’m pretty positive I still don’t buy this story, but it’s always fun to speculate. It’s also kind of fun to say her name along with Justin’s – Mariah Yeater Justin Bieber. Mariah Yeater Justin Bieber. You feel that? Maybe he did, too, and a mini-Yeater-Bieber was the fruit of their (well, her) labor.

What do you guys think – after seeing these photos, you think young Justin hit it?

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  • Ewwww!! Check out her elongated middle finger. E.T.- phone home! Hope he didn’t hit it, chick is gross.

  • I say, in the days of Brangelina & Benifer, we hearby dub these social miscreants as Bieter…… Still holding onto hope the bastard is his…

  • Her snatch was crudely edited out of that picture, hence the big block where her snatch would be. And I thank baby jesus for that.

    See, either she’s a manikin or she’s missing legs as they begin right at the two sides of the block or should.

    She looks just like my ex wife, and so I’d like to hit that. With my trusty baseball bat. Fifty times. With a big cheshire grin.

    But I (happily) digress.

    I don’t like Beibs. But, I would curse him with a thousand fleas unto the tenth generation if he actually had sex with that. (Pretty sure I wouldn’t have to worry about STDs. There is plenty right before us. Like an STD buffet.)

    I mean, how the hell did she even get close? Was she on the cleaning staff? Was she a bag lady outside and stumbled in? Did she merit some form of pity?

    Why does she have stripper stars (and bows) if she’s dumpy and unattractive? Do they have, like, paid by ad strip clubs? Was this a BYOB place? Was this wishful thinking?

    Did she escape from a mental institution? Was someone attempting to blackmail her off of her case or did she actually commit court-suicide by embarrassing herself like that? Did she think she looks hot? That actually makes her look MORE crazy. ‘Cause she ain’t.

    So many questions and no actual interest in the answers. *sigh*

  • dont like bieber, not one bit but i seriously doubt he would even look in her direction. my answer: HELL NO. im almost positive he would do a fat chick over her. what is she thinking?! i am so baffled as to how she could think that shes attractive. *puke* not in the least. yeah bitch hes gonna sleep with you when hes got millions of gorgeous girls pathetically flocking over him, not to mention look who hes dating!!

  • shes ugly. But if he is denying the baby is his then to prove it why doesnt he just get a DNA test… I think he did do it coz he is not taking the test, he shud be ashamed it only lasted 30 secs,, Hahahaha wat a jke.. no stamina how can he plz a woman.

      • if someone was accusing me of this im pretty sure i would drop watever i was doing and take that effing test screw a tour one flight one night wont kill him i think hes prolonging it i think h did fuck her still a chance the baby aint his boy i hope it is

  • Yeah she’s not cute, but Justin Bieber is what, 15? 16? He would still probably hook up with worse, especially if Usher bought him some beer or something.

    I don’t think that weird looking chick is carrying a baby Beiber, but if she was that would be hilarious.

  • I’m guessing Hell NO. If he did hit that, it would surprise me. He has thousands of beautiful girls around his age throwing themselves at him backstage to bang, instead of this one, who is unattractive and looks older than what has been reported. As for the other rumors he is a little man-whore, totally believable.

  • In the photo, the girl looks as if she is preparing to jump a car using electrodes poking out of her face. Why do I not believe that Justin Beiber would NOT be moved to “jump on it” based strictly upon her appearance, particularly if he only met her momentarily backstage after a performance?

    If she was his maid, and came forward to tell the world that he surprised her one day while she was bending over, cleaning the toilet I would find her story much more plausible. As it is, her story can only be described as “ludicrous,” and on a much more serious note – as attempted blackmail.

  • Ewwwwwwwwww. Not a fan of Jbiebs, but, man, I hope he didn’t tap that. If this was his first time, he will be repulsed from doing the nasty for the rest of his life. He could have hidden the salami in any starlet and he chose this? I hope it is a hoax.