Our little baby is growing up! Star Magazine has the shocking “first photo” of Justin Bieber‘s infant love child—wait, what? I know, right? And yeah, no, I sincerely doubt that the Biebz fathered a child backstage after a concert.
But anyway, Star reportedly has the “first photo” of Bieber’s progeny. Over at Radar, Star put Star‘s logo right atop the baby’s face, just to mess with us, but I found a scan of tomorrow’s issue of Star elsewhere. (Nice try, Star.)
So get this. Twenty-year-old fan Mariah Yeater is suing Justin Bieber in what is probably the weirdest paternity suit in the history of Ever. She alleges that she, ahem, took the Canadian pop star’s virginity backstage after an L.A. concert, and that her baby was born “exactly 36 weeks and two days after the sexual encounter.” Yeater’s full description of the encounter sounds a little bit like wishful thinking—CeleBitchy astutely calls the allegations “fanfic”—but Yeater does conclude that their tryst was, errr, “brief.” Thirty seconds, actually. Cough.
Of course Bieber’s representatives have roundly denied Yeater’s allegations already, but honestly, I’m a little surprised they’ve dignified the paternity suit with a comment at all.
Image via the Daily Mail.