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Tara Reid released a perfume called “Shark”

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You’ve gotta hand it to Tara Reid – she’s certainly dedicated. She’s absolutely taken to her role in Sharknado and its sequel like… well, like a fish to water. She loves the movie, she thinks it could actually happen and apparently she’s so into it, she’s released her own perfume called “Shark”, which smells like lavender. The colour, that is – not the flower.

Here’s the description:

Shark by Tara is a light and refreshing perfume perfect for day-to-day wear. It also incorporates a plethora of “lavender” colored flowers, which is Tara’s favorite color, making them a true fit for Shark by Tara.

Shark by Tara perfume is a complex scent with three different levels of nodes that embrace our fresh, light, and fun feel. Our top-level node is clad with iced mint, violet and lemon, while our middle node is complete with jasmine, tuberose and muguet. The last dry node is cool blue rose, amber and musk.

“We hope you all have as much fun wearing it as we did making it!” – TaraLinz

Oh, dear. Keep in mind that no actual retailers are selling this – it’s only available on Tara’s website. On one hand, this could be a hilarious keepsake novelty item. On the other, it’s an absolute disaster that she seriously made a shark perfume. It’s taking things to a whole new level of crazy. And I sort of love it.

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Tara Reid thinks a sharknado could really happen

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Oh, Tara Reid. All those years of narcotic and alcohol abuse really have made every last synapse in your brain misfire, haven’t they? You see, Tara managed to get herself a role in both Sharknado films (the fact that there are two of those makes me question the world, but that’s another story), and since she’s doing press for the sequel at the moment, she gets asked a lot about the ridiculous concept behind it. Let’s be clear, here: a “sharknado” is the combination of a great white shark and a tornado that goes around torturing everyone with its sheer meteorological-animal fierceness. And that’s something Tara thinks could happen in real life.

From GQ:

“You know, it actually can happen. I mean, the chances of it happening are very rare, but it can happen actually. Which is crazy. Not that it—the chances of it are, like, you know, it’s like probably ‘pigs could fly.’ Like, I don’t think pigs could fly, but actually sharks could be stuck in tornados. There could be a sharknado.”

Oh, dear. I have to say, Tara Reid’s brand of stupidity is one I can get behind. It doesn’t hurt anybody because she’s not in any kind of position of power, and it’s entertaining as hell because it’s so insane. Also, I still haven’t watched the first Sharknado and I feel like I need to get on that.

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Jason Biggs Slams Tara Reid

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Jason Biggs surprised us all by revealing he’s actually not Jewish, and now he’s surprising us again — by saying some incredibly mean things about former co-star Tara Reid. Yeah, Tara’s been a hot mess, but she’s pulling it together and I don’t see the point in kicking someone when they’re down (or, getting up.) But Mr. Biggs disagrees.

While chatting with Joan Rivers on her latest talk show, he was asked to choose between Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid in a segment called “Live Or Die.” Here’s his response, via E!:

Lindsay Lohan stays.

[...] she’s got nice boobs, she really does. Lindsay’s got nice boobs. Tara’s body—I don’t know what’s going on with it. I don’t think she ever knows what’s going on with it.

[...] Lindsay doesn’t know what’s going on with Tara’s body either. No one knows what’s going on with Tara’s body.

Dude, come on. That’s a bit much.

I think he went too far. What do you guys think?

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