Ugh, her husband's such a schlub, right? Girlfriend here looks just so classy and classic and clean and her man shows up wearing a grungy t-shirt, beanie hat, and leather jacket. She must be so embarrassed. My Christmas wish this year would be that Courtney Stodden find a classy, classic man who can really accentuate her classy, classic style and bring out the best of her classy, classic, old Hollywood starlet vibe. I'm just waiting for her to break free, guys, and when it happens, oh boy. It's going ...
OK, so we officially can't talk about this video until you've watched it. Go ahead, I've got a minute or so to kill and pour a second cup of coffee, let me know when you're done.
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Alright, done? Good? What's that, you're still wiping the tears of laughter from your eyes and can't see the screen just yet? OK, how about this: ARE YOU DONE YET? DID YOU WATCH THE ENTIRE VIDEO? No, I'm not shouting, I'm just ... never mind. Alright.
Ready? Together, and on the count of three - one, two, three: LOL! LOL!! ROFLCOPTER! Courtney wants to bring back the "classy, beautiful edge of old Hollywood"? Oh I could just die. I could just die. Also, at the very end when she was talking about "the career of Courtney Stodden." Yeah. Er, "Yeah!" I mean, of course.
Here's some of that great music she's been busy making, too. BEWARE.
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OK, so we officially can't talk about this video until you've watched it. Go ahead, I've got a minute or so to kill and pour a second cup of coffee, let me know when you're done.
...
Alright, done? Good? What's that, you're still wiping the tears of laughter from your eyes and can't see the screen just yet? OK, how about this: ARE YOU DONE YET? DID YOU WATCH THE ENTIRE VIDEO? No, I'm not shouting, I'm just ... never mind. Alright.
Ready? Together, and on the count ...
And why wouldn't she? After all, Courtney Stodden is, among other things, a deeply religious young lady, and as such, she truly understands the meaning of Christmas. She definitely has the holiday spirit about her, and to prove it, I'll show you a few of her famous tweets that explain just how excited she is for the holidays!
Feeling icy & exotic as a snowy white sheer sweater drapes from my sensuous shape while my soul becomes enchanted with the holiday spirit!
Caressing the essence of Christmas with my fl...
Aw, now, isn't that sweet? The life of a princess. Sleeping 'til noon, sexy outfits, hair and makeup done like what, mochas? She's totally industrious, too, with that whole making-her-own-coffee thing. That's pretty impressive. I have a damn hard time foaming my own milk, but Courtney here has apparently got the gig down pat. I see I have some stuff to catch up on, criminy.
Oh, also, I apologize profusely for the "two Courtney Stodden posts in one day" thing. Sometimes you just can't help yourself, and folks, this is one of them. I simply couldn't deprive you of the goodness and entertainment that is girlfriend's whole-body facial tic. />Get More: Music Videos, Free Music Videos
Aw, now, isn't that sweet? The life of a princess. Sleeping 'til noon, sexy outfits, hair and makeup done like what, mochas? She's totally industrious, too, with that whole making-her-own-coffee thing. That's pretty impressive. I have a damn hard time foaming my own milk, but Courtney here has apparently got the gig down pat. I see I have some stuff to catch up on, criminy.
Oh, also, I apologize profusely for the "two Courtney Stodden posts in one day" thing. Sometimes you...
When I was a kid, my parents didn't make me go to church. I went to vacation bible school every summer, but that wasn't so much because I was into church, it was more that I really missed going to school and I thoroughly enjoyed coloring pictures of Jesus. But when I stayed at my cousins' house, my crazy aunt did make me go to church. I can remember packing up some clothes for a sleepover and being filled with excitement until my crazy aunt poked her head in my room to say "don't forget s...
Well, well, if it isn't Mr. and Mrs. Doug Hutchison, shopping somewhere on Sunset Boulevard for lingerie at Victoria's Secret. I like Vickie's and all, but isn't this kind of thing precisely the reason that Courtney married up when she married Doug Hutchison, so she'd be able to buy pretty things from higher-end stores, more like Frederick's of Hollywood or even La Perla? I mean, is that disappointment I'm seeing in her eyes, or do you think maybe it's just gas? That dress is awfully tight, you...
If I know you guys, and I'm pretty confident I do, then I'm sure that there are times when you peruse Evil Beet at home or at work or on the go, and you come across our favorite shining star, Courtney Stodden, and you think to yourself "my, what a bombshell! I wish I could look as gorgeous as her!" But you can't find the right daringly devilish dress or the right "foolproof for fornicating" frock, and there goes your confidence, right out the window!
But there's no need to worry your prett...
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Remember a few days ago, Jenn talked about Courtney Stodden's Big Boob Reveal that'd be coming up? Here it is! This is Courtney, getting a tit ultrasound, on Dr. Drew Pinsky's show, Lifechangers.
Initially, if you watch the video, you'll see that the ultrasound tech and doctors almost flat-out say, "Yup, there's your implant," but yet when Courtney starts to squawk and the tech does it again, the "experts" reneg and say, "Um, yup, no implants here. You're totally right. These babies are all...
She's done it yet again: somehow I'm still talking about Courtney Stodden. I don't know, you guys. Anytime I do, I hurt and offend myself.
This time, Courtney Stodden wants to prove to you that her magnificent rack is rill. (For a long time, I believed it was, actually, but these days? Eh.)
So get ready! Get set! Courtney has delegated none other than Dr. Drew Pinsky---the most credible medical authority around!---to help her prove to ye disbelieving masses that her gazoombas are genui...
Oh. My God. If this didn't just make your entire Friday (kind of like it did mine), I just do not know what to tell you, guys.
Also, I'm surprised. I didn't really know what to expect (Frankenskin? Surgery scars? A six-year-old girl?), but it definitely wasn't this. She looks almost, dare I say it, normal. You know, normal? I know we don't really apply that term a whole lot when it comes to this bitch, but I grudgingly suppose it's OK to use here, just this one time.
Lastly, is anyone else as freaked out a...
This is just like that time that Courtney Stodden's mom, Krista, said that Dina Lohan is a great mom, only better. And by "better," I mean that this time, Courtney's mom is talking about how she persuaded a 51-year old man to marry her 16-year-old daughter.
On the beginning of Doug and Courtney's courtship: "I could really tell my daughter had the kind of love when you want to marry a man or be with a man. Even though she was just 16, I knew it was going to take a pretty big man to handle her because of her sexuality and because of the attentio...
The thing I can't figure out, though, is whether Doug is dressed up as Courtney, or if Courtney's dressed up as a skank and Doug's just emulating that to follow suit and ... oh, wait. Right.
Anyway, I think we know where Courtney gets her tits and abs - check out the photo in the gallery of Doug's super amped-up cleavage. AIRBRUSH IS CONFIRMED, ladies and gentlemen.
Whatever, I guess. Let's not ruin this thing for Courtney. She's been prepping and priming for, like, the whole seventeen...
Ugh, her husband's such a schlub, right? Girlfriend here looks just so classy and classic and clean and her man shows up wearing a grungy t-shirt, beanie hat, and leather jacket. She must be so embarrassed. My Christmas wish this year would be that Courtney Stodden find a classy, classic man who can really accentuate her classy, classic style and bring out the best of her classy, classic, old Hollywood starlet vibe. I'm just waiting for her to break free, guys, and when it happens, oh boy. It's going ...
And why wouldn't she? After all, Courtney Stodden is, among other things, a deeply religious young lady, and as such, she truly understands the meaning of Christmas. She definitely has the holiday spirit about her, and to prove it, I'll show you a few of her famous tweets that explain just how excited she is for the holidays!
Feeling icy & exotic as a snowy white sheer sweater drapes from my sensuous shape while my soul becomes enchanted with the holiday spirit!
Caressing the essence of Christmas with my fl...
When I was a kid, my parents didn't make me go to church. I went to vacation bible school every summer, but that wasn't so much because I was into church, it was more that I really missed going to school and I thoroughly enjoyed coloring pictures of Jesus. But when I stayed at my cousins' house, my crazy aunt did make me go to church. I can remember packing up some clothes for a sleepover and being filled with excitement until my crazy aunt poked her head in my room to say "don't forget s...
Well, well, if it isn't Mr. and Mrs. Doug Hutchison, shopping somewhere on Sunset Boulevard for lingerie at Victoria's Secret. I like Vickie's and all, but isn't this kind of thing precisely the reason that Courtney married up when she married Doug Hutchison, so she'd be able to buy pretty things from higher-end stores, more like Frederick's of Hollywood or even La Perla? I mean, is that disappointment I'm seeing in her eyes, or do you think maybe it's just gas? That dress is awfully tight, you...
If I know you guys, and I'm pretty confident I do, then I'm sure that there are times when you peruse Evil Beet at home or at work or on the go, and you come across our favorite shining star, Courtney Stodden, and you think to yourself "my, what a bombshell! I wish I could look as gorgeous as her!" But you can't find the right daringly devilish dress or the right "foolproof for fornicating" frock, and there goes your confidence, right out the window!
But there's no need to worry your prett...
video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player
Remember a few days ago, Jenn talked about Courtney Stodden's Big Boob Reveal that'd be coming up? Here it is! This is Courtney, getting a tit ultrasound, on Dr. Drew Pinsky's show, Lifechangers.
Initially, if you watch the video, you'll see that the ultrasound tech and doctors almost flat-out say, "Yup, there's your implant," but yet when Courtney starts to squawk and the tech does it again, the "experts" reneg and say, "Um, yup, no implants here. You're totally right. These babies are all...
She's done it yet again: somehow I'm still talking about Courtney Stodden. I don't know, you guys. Anytime I do, I hurt and offend myself.
This time, Courtney Stodden wants to prove to you that her magnificent rack is rill. (For a long time, I believed it was, actually, but these days? Eh.)
So get ready! Get set! Courtney has delegated none other than Dr. Drew Pinsky---the most credible medical authority around!---to help her prove to ye disbelieving masses that her gazoombas are genui...
Oh. My God. If this didn't just make your entire Friday (kind of like it did mine), I just do not know what to tell you, guys.
Also, I'm surprised. I didn't really know what to expect (Frankenskin? Surgery scars? A six-year-old girl?), but it definitely wasn't this. She looks almost, dare I say it, normal. You know, normal? I know we don't really apply that term a whole lot when it comes to this bitch, but I grudgingly suppose it's OK to use here, just this one time.
Lastly, is anyone else as freaked out a...
This is just like that time that Courtney Stodden's mom, Krista, said that Dina Lohan is a great mom, only better. And by "better," I mean that this time, Courtney's mom is talking about how she persuaded a 51-year old man to marry her 16-year-old daughter.
On the beginning of Doug and Courtney's courtship: "I could really tell my daughter had the kind of love when you want to marry a man or be with a man. Even though she was just 16, I knew it was going to take a pretty big man to handle her because of her sexuality and because of the attentio...
The thing I can't figure out, though, is whether Doug is dressed up as Courtney, or if Courtney's dressed up as a skank and Doug's just emulating that to follow suit and ... oh, wait. Right.
Anyway, I think we know where Courtney gets her tits and abs - check out the photo in the gallery of Doug's super amped-up cleavage. AIRBRUSH IS CONFIRMED, ladies and gentlemen.
Whatever, I guess. Let's not ruin this thing for Courtney. She's been prepping and priming for, like, the whole seventeen...