Emily gave you a sneak-peek the other day into what it’s like to be married to Courtney Stodden (answer: bizarre), and now we’ve got some quotes directly from the twitchy horse’s mouth! Courtney, in the same interview, talks arousal, housekeeping, and eventually becoming an actress (um … LOL).
On husband Doug, teaching her how to “act”:
“He’s teaching me acting, thank you. We just did a little acting class two nights ago. We have to resume that.”
On how labia-whipped she’s got the formerly-revered actor:
“He’s cooking for me, cleaning for me, he’s like the wife around the house. He picks up the slack around the house and that’s very inspiring to me.”
What UNDERAGE SEX was like with someone who could be her grandfather:
“We went to the Chateau in Hollywood it was so beautiful it was a wonderful experience. I was aroused for 24 hours straight.”
Oh EW EW EW.
And last, but not least, her take on “resurrecting” Doug’s life by marrying him:
“I think it [the criticism] was because he was 51 and his life is over and I’m just venturing out on mine. I’m here to make the second half of [Doug’s] life a lot better!”
Are we excited about this reality show yet? Like, Christmas-morning excited?
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