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Lindsay Lohan Needs a Real Job

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I guess Lindsay‘s acting “career” is officially over: she’s done nothing but modeling jobs for the past however long, and now they’re not even bothering to try and hide her burn marks, bruises, and receding gum lines. Talk about budget.

This is the Big Phillip Plein photo shoot that Lindsay was so excited about, and if we’re talking straight here, girlfriend looks like garbage. I’d be ashamed if I were Philip Plein to have such a wasted-looking former actress marketing my product. Hell, I wouldn’t even want Lindsay stumping for me if I owned a trash disposal company. The drab olive green of the uniforms would only bring out her yellowed coke contusions even more.

Consider my eyes properly rolled.

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