So apparently, the kind, kind folks over at Vanity Fair Italia took it upon themselves to bestow an opportunity for a cover and an interview with our girl Lindsay Lohan, and I have to tell you – the quotes are unbelievable. Seriously. Unbelievable in the “who the hell does she think she’s fooling” kind of way, but I suppose that’s one of the biggest pulls for Lindsay: she’s the only one who buys her own hype, so it’s almost part of her character. I mean, here. Here’s an example right here – the headline (in Italian, obvs) screams “Lindsay Lohan: What Harm Have I Done?” Alright? OK. Here’s more (mind the spotty Google translation, but bear in mind how amusing it’d be if Lindsay actually spoke in this broken dialect):
On protecting herself from intruders:
She pulls out a powder pink fur jacket and a gun: “I have a gun but it is empty, I keep it in case anyone tried to enter my house.”
And apparently children are her passion (?) these days:
“Finally I can leave home and begin immediately to pay the volunteer women’s community center which is located here in Los Angeles. It is a place where women can try to rebuild their lives. Too bad there are also children: I would like to work with them, they are my passion. “
On how the Gotti script was rewritten to accommodate her vast acting abilities:
“The script was rewritten to give more space to my character, Kim (the daughter of crime boss John) Barry Levinson is directing, is about to sign Al Pacino, John Travolta has already done it: he’ll be the star.”
Then there’s her biggest delusion of all – not “hurting” anyone but herself:
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“What have I done bad? When I was in [jail], I found myself sitting next to women who had killed someone. Unless you are a killer, I do not see a reason to stay there. I never hurt anyone but myself. All through periods not. I’m struggling to get out. And I have enough courage to do it in public. “
Apparently rapists, child molesters, and thieves have no place in jail. Who would have thought – aside from Lindsay Lohan, of course.
Just go away and take your loser mother with you. Enough already!
I don’t know why people try to be so harsh on her. Obviously the judicial system is trying to use her as an example. Let her off already. She needs time alone to get clean and rehabilitate herself. It is difficult growing up in the public eye, and it doesn’t seem that she has a strong support system. Instead of being so rude and harsh against someone you don’t know, like LL, perhaps everyone needs to focus more on their lives.
i think she’s beautiful, after all don’t they say a child learns from their parent’s,everyone makes mistakes especially when their young she’ll learn, she’ll be just fine.
i had to laugh not at her, but those who condemn her. as a child i was taught “he who condemns, shall be condemned.” so what does that have to say about the poeple griping and calling her names. for that matter for our laws. once you serve your time. you should be given the chance to proove to yourself and those around you that you have changed. and everyone else should keep there nose out.