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This is the Photo That Allegedly Got Courtney Stodden Kicked Off Facebook

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Please. Please, please, please. First of all, do I believe for one hot second that Courtney Stodden was kicked off Facebook for posting this photo? Hell no! Have you seen some of the photos posted on Facebook? This is downright – almost – demure and tasteful. Do I also believe that it was “jealous women” who mass-reported the photos to administrators, requesting her to be banned? No way. Jealous? Why am I jealous? Why would the average, of-age woman be jealous of this twit? Because she’s got fake boobs but looks pre-pubescent from the bellybutton down? Because she’s got a face like Stifler’s mother?

Jeez Louise.

Worry not, though, Courtney-lovers: her Facebook account has been reinstated, citing an “accidental deletion.” Mmhmm. Right.

Here are some of Courtney’s latest Tweets; they’re sure to inspire you to be just like her.

“Wildly wiggling & jauntily jiggling myself to jolting jams as I friskily flaunt a flirty outfit completed w/sexy white 7in. go-go boots! ;-)”

“Saturated within a superb Sunday as Gods love beams brightly! ‘There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear … ‘ 1 John 4:18”

“In the kitchen whipping up some syrupy splits before bouncing into bed for a sweet & finger-licking night! Yummm! ;-x”

“As I slip on my sexy mini-skirt my taunting mind takes flight into an intimate world of wondrous imagination. Whats your Friday Fantasy? ;-)”

“I am going to get drilled today… & I’ll keep my mouth open the entire time. I’ll be a good girl… I promise. Mmm… I LOVE the Dentist!”

“Lickin a sucker as I boisterously bounce UP & down on the bed while drenched in a soak ‘n wet white mini-T & pink panties; Feelin Dangerous!”

You know what the scary thing is? SHE PROBABLY DOES ALL THIS STUFF FOR REAL.

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