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Christina Applegate Spoofs Meryl Streep In Lifetime Biopic Trailer

christina applegate meryl Meryl Streep is, without a doubt, the best living actress - not to mention one of the best actresses in history overall. She's a legend on screen, and just so happens to be just as warm, intelligent, and funny in real life as she is in the movies. Christina Applegate teamed up with Funny or Die this week to create a trailer for Meryl: The Lifetime Biopic - a movie that will obviously never hit our screens, but is hilarious nonetheless. In the trailer, Christina dresses up as some of Meryl'...

Huge Breaking Bad Spoiler

dean norris breaking bad spoiler funny or die Dean Norris, who plays Hank on Breaking Bad, just released this video he made where he reads the final scene of the last episode of the show. It's...pretty shocking. Breaking Bad is in its last season with only (sob) 5 episodes left but if you just can't wait...watch the video. Dean Norris Spoils Breaking Bad from Dean Norris I'm pretty sure NO ONE saw that coming. I mean I think we all knew there was going to be a Walt/Hank showdown...but not like that. What a daring move! Have ...

This Made Me Die Today. DIE.

Sometimes, guys, it's like lightning strikes. Just yesterday I posted a 'Guess the Celebrity!' who turned out to be Dave Franco, James Franco's younger brother. And as always, you guys did not disappoint, and a reader-turned-friend made me hip to the fabulousness that is the video above. The FOD features Dave Franco and Christopher Mintz-Plasse, or as some of you might know him, McLovin'. And it's unbelievable. And I found myself pretty attentive in the first few seconds where it just appeared to be Dave Franco, giving a monologue about how hot you are. Pretty. damned. attentive. Anyway, I don't know *how old it is, don't know how irrelevant it is, the video's funny as hell, and if you don't at least crack a smile during the whole thing (which, girl, I know you are not watching or listening to at work without a good set of earphones), then you're probably dead. In which case, you should have somebody refresh your browser for you, because you're *really* f-cking up our visit length statistics. How long have you been here? *OK, it's like, a year old. It's old. But that isn't going to stop me from sharing, folks. It's way too good for it not to have a place in perpetuity here on Evil Beet. I'm really sorry for being so tardy to the party. />You're So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco from Dave Franco Sometimes, guys, it's like lightning strikes. Just yesterday I posted a 'Guess the Celebrity!' who turned out to be Dave Franco, James Franco's younger brother. And as always, you guys did not disappoint, and a reader-turned-friend made me hip to the fabulousness that is the video above. The FOD features Dave Franco and Christopher Mintz-Plasse, or as some of you might know him, McLovin'. And it's unbelievable. An...

Viral Video: Here’s What Some Old Dudes Think of “Women’s Health”

Did you know that polycystic ovary syndrome is thought to affect as many as 10% of all women of reproductive age? It's true! It is the most common endocrine disorder and the #1 reason many women have fertility issues. If you have ever visited a doctor, his or her first line of defense---and he will prescribe this without actually testing you for cystic ovaries, just because it's such a handy, efficient drug---is birth control pills. But what if you don't have health insurance? Your pills might cost $75 every month! Maybe some months you buy birth control pills instead of toilet paper! Hilarious! Oh, look, a video. Among those playing the roles of the Middle-Aged Dudes who know all about women's health are: Twin Peaks' Ray Wise! The dad from That 70s Show and Dead Poets Society! Parks and Recreations' Nick Offerman! (I'm not sure that Mr. Megan Mullally is quite "middle-aged," but then again, I am old.) Plus, Tim Meadows, who is rocking some really radical 1960s NASA eyeglasses. Those glasses say "expert." And then there is Judd Nelson, who my friend Robyn briefly convinced me was dead. I was so upset, you guys. She was like, "Yeah! Years ago, I think!" and I was like, "Oh, my God, oh, my God, when was Suddenly Susan canceled anyway, oh, my God." And then I was like, "Wait, are you thinking of David Strickland?" And now Robyn was very, "Um, I think I know who Judd Nelson is," all indignant, and then I was mad with grief. I love you, Judd! The video also features Corey Stoll, a stage actor about whom I am ten kinds of crazy. I almost didn't recognize him without his Law & Order: Los Angeles mustache! YOU CAN PUT YOUR LAWS AND ORDERS ON MY BODY ANYTIME, COREY! Just kidding, you can't, because I'm a feminist. (You are still nice to look at, however.) This video is possibly NSFW thanks to a catalogue of euphemisms for ladyparts. However, the most disturbing of these "euphemisms"---uttered by none other than Ray Wise---is probably "tummy pockets." /> Did you know that polycystic ovary syndrome is thought to affect as many as 10% of all women of reproductive age? It's true! It is the most common endocrine disorder and the #1 reason many women have fertility issues. If you have ever visited a doctor, his or her first line of defense---and he will prescribe this without actually testing you for cystic ovaries, just because it's such a handy, efficient drug---is birth control pills. But what if you don't have health insurance? Your pills migh...

“‘Twas The Night Before Christmas” with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey, And Whiskey

Oh, and Eva Mendes. Because Eva Mendes is dating Ryan Gosling and she's definitely sleeping with him because they're serious enough that she shows up for a quick appearance in this video with him. Oh no, I didn't just ruin this, did I? I highly doubt it. Because few things are as lovable as Funny or Die's Drunk History series, few works of Christmas art are as well known as "'Twas the Night Before Christmas," and few things are as creepy as the thought of Jim Carrey dressed as Santa Claus and breaking...

Watch This: Tim Meadows Returns (!!) as Herman Cain

I know our US readers have been following the presidential candidates with aplomb (right?), eager to see who the Republican party will nominate for the presidency in 2012. Floundering among the current roster of candidates is Herman Cain: entrepreneur, former CEO and chairman of Godfather's Pizza, and seemingly all-around likable guy. But since last month, Cain's campaign has been blighted by repeated accusations of sexual harassment and misconduct. (Ugh, and then the Ginger White stuff.) Moving right along: where the heck has Tim Meadows been?? I feel like the SNL alumnus has sadly made himself scarce (although he's apparently really busy, but whatever). Meadows! How I've missed you! In this Funny or Die video, Tim Meadows plays the allegedly-handsy presidential candidate. It's an "anti-harassment" training video and---well, I think you can see where this is all going. The video went viral yesterday, but I decided it was one of those "Y'know, let's save it for Saturday" things. Like, maybe the all-too-obvious pepperoni joke skims NSFW territory, so hopefully you're already parked on your couch with your laptop for the weekend. /> I know our US readers have been following the presidential candidates with aplomb (right?), eager to see who the Republican party will nominate for the presidency in 2012. Floundering among the current roster of candidates is Herman Cain: entrepreneur, former CEO and chairman of Godfather's Pizza, and seemingly all-around likable guy. But since last month, Cain's campaign has been blighted by repeated accusations of sexual harassment and misconduct. (Ugh, and then the Ginger White stuff.) M...

Watch This: the Scariest Child Star

Photo: Chloe Moretz as 'Scary Girl' Enid Krysinski It's sad, you guys, but I had to give up my ghost-movie-watching hobby. It's like, if you lie awake at night picturing some Kayako tiptoeing out of your chifferobe, or you panic slightly when you hear a CD skip, you have to finally say 'when.' But what if every yurei were really only an ordinary, angsty teenager, just trying to make a name for herself in Hollywood? Here's Funny or Die with its Halloween-themed special, "Scary Girl." Enid Krysinski just wants to go to the mall! And h...

All The Celebrities Did A Funny or Die Video for Bill Clinton

And I'm barely exaggerating when I say "all the celebrities." There's Ben Stiller, Matt Damon, Sean Penn, Kristen Wiig, Ted Danson, Mary Steenburgen, Jack Black, and Kevin Spacey. Did I miss anyone? Oh, Bill Clinton. Goodness Basically it always tickles me when so many celebrities get together for a good cause, so I figured you guys might enjoy this as well. Also, who doesn't love it when Jack Black sings?...

Watch This: Don Cheadle Is Captain Planet

Dramatic heavyweight Don Cheadle pulls a Steve Brule and stars in this Funny or Die video as that eponymous superhero of 1990s environmentalism, Captain Planet! Warning: this video is pretty weird, and probably NSFW. Still, it features Brenda Song, Gillian Jacobs (Britta from Community), plus Efren "Vote for Pedro" Ramirez---and also, uh, two other dudes---as the multicultural Planeteers. Not quite childhood-ruining, but it definitely toes the line. /> Dramatic heavyweight Don Cheadle pulls a Steve Brule and stars in this Funny or Die video as that eponymous superhero of 1990s environmentalism, Captain Planet! Warning: this video is pretty weird, and probably NSFW. Still, it features Brenda Song, Gillian Jacobs (Britta from Community), plus Efren "Vote for Pedro" Ramirez---and also, uh, two other dudes---as the multicultural Planeteers. Not quite childhood-ruining, but it definitely toes the line....

Just Check Out Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis Be Funny Together

You guys, my boyfriend is so funny.  I'm always like, "Zach, you're so wacky!" and then we make out. Oh, sorry, is this reality?  Ok, my fault, I apologize.  In reality, one of my favorite celebrities, Zach Galifianakis, interviewed another one of my favorite celebrities, Will Ferrell, and absolute hilarity ensued. I love Between Two Ferns, natch, and this was one of the better episodes, in my opinion.  That may or may not be because I got oddly aroused at the part where Zach eats strawberries out of W...

Hey, George W. Bush Has Something Important to Say, Too!

Too soon?  No, really, is this too soon, I'm not really good at gauging this sort of thing.  Personally, I'm a believer of the power of laughter during rough times, and I'm also a believer of the power of Will Ferrell anytime, so I loved this video.  What about you guys?...

Jeff Goldblum Does Coachella

All right, I know I'm a few days late with this.  I'm aware of that.  But I'm still a little shaken up from the tornadoes that ripped through my town and, you know, my region of the U.S. last night, so I think you guys can cut me a little slack here. Also, it's Jeff Goldblum, and you can't not love Jeff Goldblum....
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