You know what’s so great about Courtney Stodden? OK, Another thing, that is? It’s that she’s always up for good, old-fashioned fun and it’s kind of neat to watch her grow up before our very eyes. So that’s two things. I guess I can’t count this morning, but what I can count on is Courtney Stodden continuously making beautiful music for us to love and dance to and laugh at. Isn’t that like Paula Abdul said in the nineties, a ‘promise of a new day’? Isn’t it wonderful that we can count on these things? Relationships can go awry and budding careers can crash and burn into the ground, but one thing’s always certain: Courtney Stodden will forever try to be around to entertain you in one way or the other.
Take these photos, for instance. This is Courtney in the recording studio. The big-girl recording studio. Not, you know, sitting in her bathroom with a chintzy microphone plugged into her laptop, recording YouTube videos featuring a montage of Lucite heels and durable Cro-Magnon armbands. No word is out, yet, about what Courtney’s working on, but I’m hoping it’s a digital remaster (and, woo! Maybe even a remix!) of ‘Don’t Put It On Me, Girl’. Wait, what’s that? You’ve never heard the song before? Oh! OK. Please, allow me to enlighten you:
Duh, best song ever, right?
Yeah, so that’s what she’s doing, in addition to her regular appearance on Twitter, which was alight with sexual fire last night as she serenaded us with sultry, seductive suggestions:
Daringly dipped in nothing but translucent stockings as the heat of the fire stimulates a very sultry fantasy of mine…
Smoothly shooting whipped cream into the erotic air and watching it as it lustfully lands on all the right places of my candy-coated body…
While hardcore hits dominate my every move – I suddenly strip – & jump on top of a sexy sports car as I begin to wash it uncontrollably!
Oh my. Aren’t you so glad you’re alive for 2012 and all that’s to come?