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Learn How to Look Just Like Courtney Stodden!

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If I know you guys, and I’m pretty confident I do, then I’m sure that there are times when you peruse Evil Beet at home or at work or on the go, and you come across our favorite shining star, Courtney Stodden, and you think to yourself “my, what a bombshell! I wish I could look as gorgeous as her!” But you can’t find the right daringly devilish dress or the right “foolproof for fornicating” frock, and there goes your confidence, right out the window!

But there’s no need to worry your pretty little heads anymore, because that lovable sweetheart, Courtney, went ahead and compiled some delightful style tips so we can all feel just as beautiful! For example, here’s her tip to go with that fashion photo above:

Seamless tanks/dresses are my favorite! I especially love pairing seamless tanks with sexy forming blue jeans. It’s easy to wear, shows off my shape nicely and it still exudes that ‘provocative edge’ that I feel every woman should embrace.

You know you want more of this invaluable advice …

A photo of Courtney Stodden

I personally love bathing suits… anytime of the year – Rain, snow or shine! This specific swimsuit, to me, gives off a autumn/fall vibe. Bikinis are so much fun – You can mix & match, create & look great, no matter the season!

A photo of Courtney Stodden

This look, for me, makes me feel like I am dripping with nothing but pure gold. When I slip myself into this dress, I feel confident, rich and radiant. Every girl needs to have at least ONE tight gold-lame dress in their closet.

A photo of Courtney Stodden

A pink sundress is a must have! I personally love playing up the ‘Barbie’ look. When I throw on this baby doll, slip into some stiletto sandals & dazzle myself in some feminine accessories, I feel sweet & sassy!

A photo of Courtney Stodden

When I wear this particular outfit, I feel a sense of relaxation & tranquility – There is nothing like saturating yourself in a very feminine set of soft sexy sweats for the day… (with a little bit of bling on them) …

A photo of Courtney Stodden

I enjoyed flaunting my figure in Pamela Anderson’s iconic ‘Baywatch’ look. It’s quite sexy – of course – but this look also radiates a certain unique quality that allows sportiness to play a major factor. I can appreciate that. This rendition was such an honor & a delight to remake. What a fun shoot!

A photo of Courtney Stodden

When I am feeling the need to take control of a spicy situation &/or be daringly dominant… I crack the whip in this vigorous police getup! There is no other feeling than putting yourself in a policewoman’s shoes. Try it!

A photo of Courtney Stodden

This specific outfit brings a certain special ‘something’ to the table for me – A hard rugged toughness – which I find extremely mysterious … it works great for a hot night out on the town. It’s a statement.

A photo of Courtney Stodden

I love wearing a tight tank, ripped blue jeans, completed with a divine pair of high heels just about anywhere. I feel that this look can be suitable for any time of day – It exudes just the right amount of sex appeal, attitude and flair.

A photo of Courtney Stodden

On my wedding day, I slipped into a short & sexy mini dress with floral detail surrounding the bust-line. The gown filled me up with such a perfect amount of magical passion – It added such a special sparkle of ingredient to the mix.

And there you go, gals!  I hope Courtney’s tips helped you out a little to be that smart, sexy, scintillating, saucy, superior sister I know that you can be!

8 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Her writing is why colleges should not do away with English and writing majors, despite the difficulty in finding employment. Reading her twitter posts is more difficult for me than believing her breasts are real and that she is actually 17.

  • ….and don’t forget to quickly quaff some qute quaaludes…for me, it adds a certain frosted glaze of glamour to my giggly gaze!

  • Okay. So your boobs are real. All right. Well they don’t look real. Are you wearing 35 bras under there? Are you wearing them in bathing suits? Shoulder pads? Socks? Really, because they don’t, look, like, the boobs that I see in the shirts of women, every day. So… yeah.

  • Having passed the biblical age of threescore and ten, I find great joy in contemplating the enthusiasm of the sweet and innocent Courtney. A girl like her could make me forget my current crush on the bartender at the VFW. At 22, my Dream Girl looks like an old bat compared to Courtney.

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