Hutchison, a talented character actor who briefly trained at Julliard, is 51. He played my favorite alien serial killer on X-Files. But you might remember him best from his gut-turning portrayal of creepy sociopathic prison guard Percy Wetmore in The Green Mile.
The couple released this statement:
We’re aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial. But we’re very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless.
Aww, I think this is great. Every 16-year-old girl dreams of marrying a movie star. Dreams really do come true!
Other advantages to their 35-year age difference:
- Courtney can buy beer and cigarettes if she brings her new husband along. (Kidding! No one cards this girl, guaranteed.)
- She’s 16! Maybe she’ll finally get that used car she’s had her eye on.
- In a few years he’ll pick up the tab for her boobs college tuition!
- Then he’ll actually save money, since Courtney will be able to use her student discount on everything.
Well? Did I miss anything? Help a lady out.
I don’t even want to picture a lover’s quarrel between the two, though. What do you think? Will she shout “You’re not my father!” and slam the door to her bedroom?