Zoe Saldana has something she'd like to get off her chest. She wants to keep us abreast of her recent thoughts. Here's the developing story, with from Lucky magazine with support from Daily News. (These boobs puns doing anything for you?)
You always want what you don't have. My whole life I've been obsessed with breasts. I love them. I don't like fake things, but I wouldn't mind buying myself a pair before I die.
I think she's crazy-hot the way she is. I bet her husband does too, as he appears to have a tattoo of her on his arm. Here's a very poorly done artist's rendering of what...
Some guy named Ricky Spicer, a former child star from the 1960s group Ponderosa Twins Plus One, is pretty pissed off at Kanye West for using his lyrics, apparently without permission, in 'Bound 2'. You know what happens when you get mad at a rich person, right? You sue them!
Here's the coverage from Digital Spy:
The 56-year-old says his lyrics were recorded when he was aged 12, after being discovered at a talent show in 1969.
Spicer has also sued West's labels Roc-A-Fella Records, Island Def Jam Music, Rhino Entertainment and Universal Music Group.
"Mr Sp...
Kate Winslet was already a parent to 13-year-old daughter Mia and 9-year-old son Joe before she hooked up with Ned Rocknroll and they decided to make shit legit and get married. Then she ended up pregnant and just last week gave birth to their son, Bear. Turns out, she wasn't really planning on the new baby. Oops!
From The Hollywood Reporter:
"It's been very busy, but thankfully I've had some time to rest. I haven't been pregnant in 10 years. My daughter is turning 13, and my son will be 10.
"It's funny - I really was at a...
We all remember when Zac Efron "slipped on a puddle" last month, breaking his jaw so badly that it had to be wired shut, right? We all also probably remember that this was most likely an injury resulting from being out of his gourds high on some illicit substance or other, but shhh, let's not talk about that. Let's let Michael B. Jordan and Miles Teller joke about how Zac's jaw got busted from bad sex, eh?
If you're too lazy to watch the video above, here's the story the boys tell:
"Zac was at home with a girl, giving her the worst sexual experience of her life. But she was getting into it, until she realized that you were finished.
"And this girl's pent up sexual energy, that you failed to satisfy, made her angry. So angry that she picked up a book, a heavy book, and slammed it right into your beautiful face."
Wow, that's... hilarious... lol and all that. Come on, Michael B Jordan, you're too good for this fuckery. You were in Fruitvale Station! Don't lower yourself to these corny ass jokes.
On a serious note, Zac looks a hot mess in this video. I can just see that crazy, fiending-for-cocaine look in his eyes, can't you? He looks like he gets wild as hell.
/>We all remember when Zac Efron "slipped on a puddle" last month, breaking his jaw so badly that it had to be wired shut, right? We all also probably remember that this was most likely an injury resulting from being out of his gourds high on some illicit substance or other, but shhh, let's not talk about that. Let's let Michael B. Jordan and Miles Teller joke about how Zac's jaw got busted from bad sex, eh?
If you're too lazy to watch the video above, here's the story the boys tell:
"Zac was a...
Lady GaGa has been with her "totally weird" boyfriend Taylor Kinney since 2011, when they met on the set of her video for 'You and I'. I can't imagine what a relationship with GaGa must even be like, but apparently it works for them, so fair play. I suppose it helps that they probably get to spend next to no time together given both of their hectic schedules, but GaGa is pleased as punch to finally have found love.
From Fashion:
“It has been hard for me to find it but I have found love. When you meet someone that’s not intim...
JWoww, someone who is so barely relevant it almost hurts, is pregnant with a child. She revealed the good news in a Christmas card. Here's what she wrote, via E Online:
Merry Christmas from within! Roger and I couldn't have asked for a better Christmas gift this year! We wanted to share this exciting news with you all first because you have been a part of our lives these past few years and seen the love between Roger and I develop and blossom.
We are so excited to share this new chapter of our lives with you as we become parents...
Justin Bieber joked (?) about retiring on a radio show, and we all held our breaths, hoping and saying, "Maybe this is true. Maybe this is for real. Maybe God gave us all a big Christmas present." But alas, it appears young Bieber is "never leaving" us. Here's what he tweeted to ruin our Christmas:
My beloved beliebers I'm officially retiring
BUT an hour later he tweeted,
The media talks a lot about me.They make a up a lot of lies and want me to fail but I'm never leaving you, being a belie...
Sofia Vergara is wishing us a happy Christmas from Mexico. She posted the above pic on twitter ("Feliz Navidad! Merry xmass from Mexico!! [heart] U") and also let us know that she's wearing a thong bikini:
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Sofia Vergara is wishing us a happy Christmas from Mexico. She posted the above pic on twitter ("Feliz Navidad! Merry xmass from Mexico!! [heart] U") and also let us know that she's wearing a thong bikini:
She and Mariah should get together for a joint sexy Twitter pic.
This year for Christmas, I'd like some of Ms. Vergara's endorsement deals, please. What are YOU asking Santa for?
Feliz Navidad!
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Lisa Vanderpump, of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and a Dancing with the Stars failure, has lost a swan. Yes. You read that correctly. She lost a swan. Because rich people have swans swimming in their outdoor fountains, and she lost one. TMZ brings us this "first world problem" story:
The "Real Housewives" star just took to Twitter to put out an APB on a baby bird that just went missing from her Bev Hills mansion.
"I know it's what some people may call 'a high class problem' however,1 of my baby swan...
North West, Kim and Kanye's baby, is spoiled, and I think that's fair to say. She may not be getting her brows waxed (yet) but she is getting lots of stuff, like "art lessons" from legendary artist Jeff Koons and free shit from fashion week in Paris (despite not being there or being old enough to attend shows) and $7,500 worth of gifts from Jay and Bey just for being born.
Time to feel bad about yourself and come see what she's getting for Christmas! Hint: more free designer shit!
From Hermes:
[caption id="attachment_144030" align="aligncenter" width="381"]North West, Kim and Kanye's baby, is spoiled, and I think that's fair to say. She may not be getting her brows waxed (yet) but she is getting lots of stuff, like "art lessons" from legendary artist Jeff Koons and free shit from fashion week in Paris (despite not being there or being old enough to attend shows) and $7,500 worth of gifts from Jay and Bey just for being born.
Time to feel bad about yourself and come see what she's getting for Christmas! Hint: more free designer shit!
From Hermes:
...
Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are living that engaged life [Lainey Gossip]
Mariah Carey, so Christmas, much naked [Amy Grindhouse]
What does 'Duck Dynasty' say about America? [The Superficial]
Twitter had a meltdown over Miley Cyrus' giant fur coat [Celebitchy]
Vanessa Hudgens even hikes sexy [Popoholic]
How in the hell did Beyoncé get into that outfit? [Moe Jackson]
Ian Watkins thinks sexually abusing babies is funny [The Blemish]
This is Cheryl Burke in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
It's just Helen Flanag...
I don't think anyone really wonders where Lindsay Lohan went wrong, at this point - look who she was raised by. You've got a mother who's living out her own dreams of fame that never came true through her daughter and a father who's an abusive alcoholic/drug addict. In fact, Dina has had her fair share of substance abuse issues, as well. The whole family's a mess.
Anyhow, I use that preface for this story because as we all know, Lindsay is probably releasing a tell-all book soon about her life,...
Zoe Saldana has something she'd like to get off her chest. She wants to keep us abreast of her recent thoughts. Here's the developing story, with from Lucky magazine with support from Daily News. (These boobs puns doing anything for you?)
You always want what you don't have. My whole life I've been obsessed with breasts. I love them. I don't like fake things, but I wouldn't mind buying myself a pair before I die.
I think she's crazy-hot the way she is. I bet her husband does too, as he appears to have a tattoo of her on his arm. Here's a very poorly done artist's rendering of what...
Some guy named Ricky Spicer, a former child star from the 1960s group Ponderosa Twins Plus One, is pretty pissed off at Kanye West for using his lyrics, apparently without permission, in 'Bound 2'. You know what happens when you get mad at a rich person, right? You sue them!
Here's the coverage from Digital Spy:
The 56-year-old says his lyrics were recorded when he was aged 12, after being discovered at a talent show in 1969.
Spicer has also sued West's labels Roc-A-Fella Records, Island Def Jam Music, Rhino Entertainment and Universal Music Group.
"Mr Sp...
Kate Winslet was already a parent to 13-year-old daughter Mia and 9-year-old son Joe before she hooked up with Ned Rocknroll and they decided to make shit legit and get married. Then she ended up pregnant and just last week gave birth to their son, Bear. Turns out, she wasn't really planning on the new baby. Oops!
From The Hollywood Reporter:
"It's been very busy, but thankfully I've had some time to rest. I haven't been pregnant in 10 years. My daughter is turning 13, and my son will be 10.
"It's funny - I really was at a...
Lady GaGa has been with her "totally weird" boyfriend Taylor Kinney since 2011, when they met on the set of her video for 'You and I'. I can't imagine what a relationship with GaGa must even be like, but apparently it works for them, so fair play. I suppose it helps that they probably get to spend next to no time together given both of their hectic schedules, but GaGa is pleased as punch to finally have found love.
From Fashion:
“It has been hard for me to find it but I have found love. When you meet someone that’s not intim...
JWoww, someone who is so barely relevant it almost hurts, is pregnant with a child. She revealed the good news in a Christmas card. Here's what she wrote, via E Online:
Merry Christmas from within! Roger and I couldn't have asked for a better Christmas gift this year! We wanted to share this exciting news with you all first because you have been a part of our lives these past few years and seen the love between Roger and I develop and blossom.
We are so excited to share this new chapter of our lives with you as we become parents...
Justin Bieber joked (?) about retiring on a radio show, and we all held our breaths, hoping and saying, "Maybe this is true. Maybe this is for real. Maybe God gave us all a big Christmas present." But alas, it appears young Bieber is "never leaving" us. Here's what he tweeted to ruin our Christmas:
My beloved beliebers I'm officially retiring
BUT an hour later he tweeted,
The media talks a lot about me.They make a up a lot of lies and want me to fail but I'm never leaving you, being a belie...
Lisa Vanderpump, of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and a Dancing with the Stars failure, has lost a swan. Yes. You read that correctly. She lost a swan. Because rich people have swans swimming in their outdoor fountains, and she lost one. TMZ brings us this "first world problem" story:
The "Real Housewives" star just took to Twitter to put out an APB on a baby bird that just went missing from her Bev Hills mansion.
"I know it's what some people may call 'a high class problem' however,1 of my baby swan...
North West, Kim and Kanye's baby, is spoiled, and I think that's fair to say. She may not be getting her brows waxed (yet) but she is getting lots of stuff, like "art lessons" from legendary artist Jeff Koons and free shit from fashion week in Paris (despite not being there or being old enough to attend shows) and $7,500 worth of gifts from Jay and Bey just for being born.
Time to feel bad about yourself and come see what she's getting for Christmas! Hint: more free designer shit!
From Hermes:
...
Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are living that engaged life [Lainey Gossip]
Mariah Carey, so Christmas, much naked [Amy Grindhouse]
What does 'Duck Dynasty' say about America? [The Superficial]
Twitter had a meltdown over Miley Cyrus' giant fur coat [Celebitchy]
Vanessa Hudgens even hikes sexy [Popoholic]
How in the hell did Beyoncé get into that outfit? [Moe Jackson]
Ian Watkins thinks sexually abusing babies is funny [The Blemish]
This is Cheryl Burke in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
It's just Helen Flanag...
I don't think anyone really wonders where Lindsay Lohan went wrong, at this point - look who she was raised by. You've got a mother who's living out her own dreams of fame that never came true through her daughter and a father who's an abusive alcoholic/drug addict. In fact, Dina has had her fair share of substance abuse issues, as well. The whole family's a mess.
Anyhow, I use that preface for this story because as we all know, Lindsay is probably releasing a tell-all book soon about her life,...