After raising so much hell about all the gossip going around online about her second pregnancy, Kim Kardashian decided enough was enough and that we’d all gone long enough without knowing every last detail of her life. With this in mind, she took to Instagram on Father’s Day to share the above photo of Kanye and North and casually slip in that their second child is going to be a boy.
North West got to celebrate her birthday at the happiest place on earth: Disneyland. It was a real party, and she even got to see the live singalong show based on her favourite movie, Frozen. Awesome, right? Well, not to Kanye West, apparently, because he slept through the whole thing and got called out by the cast on social media for his rudeness afterwards. Uh oh!
A Disney employee noticed him, umm … resting his eyes, and later said on FB and Twitter … “when you perform for the Kardashian family for North’s birthday…and Kanye sleeps through the whole show.”
Our park sources tell us the employee was the woman who played Elsa. We’re also told Kanye passed out for the entire performance, which is only 25 minutes. So, kinda perfect time for a nap.
I’m sure Kanye isn’t the first father to ever fall asleep in a Disney show, but when you’re famous and it’s your kid’s birthday and literally, it’s only 30 minutes, you’re THAT tired that you have to fall asleep? Give me a break. That being said, I bet you that employee gets fired now, so not necessarily a good look to air someone out on Twitter.
Well, it looks like having sex 500 times a day(her estimation) has finally paid off for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, because Kim’s actually pregnant with their second child! The news was revealed the only way it could be: on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kim is seen revealing the news to Khloe after she got back from a doctor’s appointment, where a blood test confirmed that she was having another baby. Yay?
Kim has been desperate to get pregnant again, so while I’m already concerned enough about poor North West, I guess I can only say congratulations to them. Mazel!
Kanye West gets hated on a lot, and he’s well aware of it. Personally, I love the dude. I think his one misstep was marrying Kim Kardashian, but hey, they’re still together, and apparently ~~in love~~, so best of luck to them, right? Right.
Anyway, we all know how much Kanye loves hogging the mic and spewing his opinions, so someone had a momentary lapse of sanity and let Kanye be the commencement speaker at the Los Angeles Trade-Technical College’s graduation ceremony. Wanna know what his advice was to the students?
Kim Kardashianand Kanye West actually made it through one year of marriage! They celebrated their anniversary yesterday – an occasion that was apparently marked with a vow renewal ceremony at the Eiffel Tower, which Kanye rented out. But it was also celebrated with Kris Jenner’s posting of Kimye’s awkward as shit first dance after becoming married back in 2014. It’s… something else.
Frankly, it’s not actually much of a dance at all, but hey, what are you gonna do? Kim did her little sway in place thing, Kanye… was doing something. I don’t know, I’ve just seen better when it comes to wedding dances. But hey, they look happy – and they made it this far! That’s worth celebrating, right?
I’m not sure whether or not I find it miraculous that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will soon celebrate their one year anniversary of being a married couple. On the one hand, Kim hasn’t gone that long without topping up her butt implants, let alone sharing her life with another human being. On the other, both her ego and Kanye’s are so massive that no one else could possibly compare with the self-love they’ve found with each other. And now they’re going to renew their vows!
Kimye tied the knot on May 24th last year in Italy, so how can they outdo themselves this year to say “I do” all over again, despite the fact that they LITERALLY ONLY GOT MARRIED A YEAR AGO? Well, Paris, of course – the Eiffel Tower, to be specific.
The insider notes that the “Only One” rapper is renting out the Eiffel Tower for the special festivities. The lavish 58 Tour Eiffel restaurant has also been booked for a private event. The ceremony will take place following the pair’s appearance at the Cannes Film Festival.
The City of Light, of course, is the perfect place for the couple that has everything. “We fell in love in Paris,” Kardashian said at one time, “and then I got pregnant with our daughter in Florence.”
Must be nice to have more money than common sense in this life. Also, what the hell do Kim Kardashian and Kanye West need to be at the Cannes Film Festival for? What on earth do either of them have to do with film in any sense? THEY RUIN EVERYTHING!
If there are any letters you never want to see attached to the end of Kanye West‘s name for the rest of your days, they’re without a doubt “PhD”. And yet, that’s exactly what you’ll have to do from now on, since Kanye was given an honourary doctorate from the School of Art Institute of Chicago (SAIC) yesterday. And doesn’t he look thrilled about it!
Lisa Wainwright, dean of faculty and vice president of academic administration at SAIC, said she read an interview with West, who moved to Chicago at age 3, in which he said he wished he had attended SAIC.
“I read it and thought, ‘Wow, this is a fantastic moment.’ Here is this major figure in the cultural landscape promoting art school, this guy from Chicago saying art school is cool. So we thought, ‘This man deserves an honorary doctorate from us!’ He should have gone here,” said Wainwright, who sits on the committee that decides honorary degrees.
All very ~ironic~ from the man whose debut album was called College Dropout. How appropriately hipster. Below you can watch the video of his speech (!!) and see just how thrilled Kim Kardashian is on his behalf.
I mean, I guess it’s cute or whatever, but it also makes college degrees pretty fucking meaningless. Why spend $120k and four years of busting your ass when you can just get famous and be given a degree for free? I know that’s not the point of these “honourary” titles, but… for real?