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North West is getting baptized in Jerusalem

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have spent the last five days or so in Armenia, meeting with the country’s president, jumping into lakes, etc. They were due to stay another 3 days, as well, but they decided to cut the trip short and jet over to Israel, where North West will be baptized in Jerusalem.

According to The Jerusalem Post, little North West is getting baptized in a ceremony held in a 12th century Armenian church. Frankly, I don’t think Kim or Kanye are all that religious, so to make such a dramatic event of it all seems… well, out of place. (What am I saying? This is the Kardashians we’re talking about, here.)

Oh, and just FYI – the whole trip has been filmed for Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and Kanye has actually been okay with it all. Go figure.

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North West is adorable, end of story

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The Kardashian family is currently over in Armenia, where they actually met with the Armenian president and… I’m not sure what else. Kanye is there with Kim, and they actually brought their daughter North West along, and I have to say, she looks like she’s having a pretty great time.

There’s no real story here, other than that North is absolutely adorable. Regardless of what you think of Kim and Kanye, that child is so cute – and innocent/unaware of her parents’ fuckery, on top of that. Let’s let her enjoy her cuteness while it lasts, shall we?

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North West has the time of her life being dragged through the airport

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I am both fearful of and excited for North West‘s future. In the worst case scenario, she’ll end up with lip and ass injections by 13 and will be on the Kardashian ho stroll before she can drive. In the best case, she’ll be hyper-intelligent and will call bullshit on the whole rigamarole her family puts themselves (and her) through and will completely shun the lot of them to do something really awesome with her life, in spite of the odds. That remains to be seen, but for now, let’s watch her be dragged through an airport on her Frozen-themed roller bag by some security guard who probably hates his life:


North really loves her frozen roller bag!! She is too funny! ????????????

A video posted by Khloé (@khloekardashian) on

You have to admit, this child is absolutely adorable. I just live in terror of what she will one day become.

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Kanye West makes his debut at New York Fashion Week

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Kanye West considers himself a jack – er, a genius – of all trades, so it’s only natural that he would be part of New York Fashion Week, right? Yesterday, Yeezy put on his first runway show for his Yeezy x ADIDAS collaboration, which I think is all about footwear but I couldn’t really tell because I was so distracted by the whole Hunger Games chic situation he had going on.

I mean, look at this bullshit. I’m all about high fashion and I get that art is art, but seriously? Someone call Jennifer Lawrence and tell her to bring her Katniss outfit – she’ll fit right in. Oh, and Kylie Jenner got to be a model, too.

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Oh, and he dragged Kim Kardashian and his 18-month-old daughter North with them, and Nori wasn’t too pleased.

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Who brings an 18-month-old to a fashion show and sits them in the front row? Who does it? These idiots. Notice Bey and Jay left Blue Ivy with a sitter. Have some dignity – that child wants no part of this fuckery. Even Anna Wintour was moving away.

No thanks to this whole thing.

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Kim Kardashian cropped North West out of her selfie and the internet went crazy

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I don’t know why anyone on God’s green earth would be surprised that Kim Kardashian is vain and self-centered enough to crop her own child out of her selfie because it was harshing her duck lips vibe, but apparently they were because that’s exactly what happened yesterday.

Kim posted the above photo on Instagram yesterday, where you can clearly see a little sliver of North West. Her followers went INSANE, calling her selfish, saying how this is a sign that Kim has lost her last grip on reality, etc. I mean, she is and she has, but are any of us HONESTLY, seriously shocked that a woman who’s dumb enough to think it’s totally fine to sit on your phone taking pictures of yourself all night when you’re supposed to be on a date wouldn’t crop her kid out of her pictures to preserve her ~sexiness~? COME ON.

Here’s Kim’s response to the drama:

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Well, that says it all – we can’t have accessory children get in the way of our vanity when we’re really feeling ourselves!

I mean, look, I don’t think it’s some cardinal sin or anything that her kid isn’t in a selfie, but I just think her total indignation over this thing is laughable. She honestly has no idea why people would think there’s an issue with it – which, let’s be honest, is more an issue in principal than in reality, but whatever – and it’s yet another display of her utter cluelessness.

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Kim Kardashian is buying a private island to build North West a theme park

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Ah, how the rich live. So dumb, so pointless. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West apparently have so much money between them, that they want to buy a private island off the coast of Australia on which they can build a Neverland-like theme park for their daughter, North West.

From The Mirror:

She is known to shower her only child with lavish gifts while they jet-set around the world together, but Kim Kardashian’s daughter North now reportedly looks set to get own private theme park to play around in.

According to New Idea magazine, the curvaceous TV star is secretly looking into purchasing Turtle Island in Queensland, Australia, for the sum of $5 million AUD.

The publication goes onto to state that Kim will most likely rename the idyllic location Isle Kardashian, which is said to boast views of the Great Barrier Reef.

Private Islands Online says the property in question is fit for a “movie star or recluse celebrity”, and includes a four-bedroom mansion, helipad, botanical gardens and a swimming pool.

Meanwhile, New Idea suggests Nori could soon be enjoying her own water slide and ferris wheel.

Huh. That seems like a colossal waste of money, but then, so’s everything else these idiots do, so…

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Kanye West let North West ruin an Hermes purse for Kim’s birthday

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Kim Kardashian recently turned howeverthehellmany years old, and for her birthday, she got a one-of-a-kind gift from husband Kanye West and more importantly, from their daughter North. They gave her a very fancy, artist-designed Hermes bag that cost thousands and thousands of dollars… only really it was North who had painted all over it and Kim is just dumb.

From People:

“Kanye had a box, a purse, this Hermès purse, and I opened it and I thought it was so cool. It was all painted really cool and then there was my computer and it said, ‘Press Play,’ ” Kardashian shares.

“I pressed play and my daughter was sitting outside painting the purse,” she explains. “I thought it was an artist that painted the purse, some custom thing. I thought it was some new artist, and it was my daughter. It was amazing and I have it all on video.”

Yes, you read that right. Kim Kardashian is unable to tell the difference between a custom designed bag from a real designer and something her 1-year-old threw some paint all over. God bless us everyone.

Also, only the Kardashian/West family would ever think it’s wonderful to deface a four figure bag with an infant’s art skills.

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