Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is Britney Spears Destined For Movie Stardom?

britney spears Britney Spears has been hemming and hawing about retiring from "music" (in quotes because what is she even releasing anyway but a bunch of autotune with some garage band behind it - no shade, cos some of it's quite catchy) for a while now and going back to living the simple life. Of course, having spent most of her years in showbiz, how can she just walk away from it all? Well, she can't, so she might switch over to acting in movies! From E! Online: Britney Spears opened her Las Vegas resid...

Lea Michele Debuts New Single, ‘Battlefield’

lea michele Following up her debut single, 'Cannonball', Lea Michele has brought out the second cut from her first album, Louder, and this one is called... 'Battlefield'. What's up with the war themes, girl? This one is a tinkly piano ballad that does absolutely nothing at all for her or for my ears, but whatever, YMMV. Have a listen: Lea is pretty excited about it and promo'd it on Twitter on Friday, but I'm just not so sure. I think she's an amazing singer and Broadway actress, but the whole pop...

Can You Say Benedict Cumberbatch’s Name?

benedict cumberbatch Benedict Cumberbatch gets teased a lot for his weird name, I guess. Some people can't say it, some people thinks it's the name of an STD... you get the drift. Poor Benny just wants to be understood, and it's all his parents' fault that he can't be. From The Mirror: "Some people don't understand my name. Some people think it is an STD, but I don't think that is what my parents were thinking about when they christened me." I mean, it is a pretty wacky name, but it's also a posh name, so yo...

Miley Cyrus Is Harshing the Lesbian Vibe

miley cyrus There are lots of sexy ladies in Hollywood that lesbians of the world would be proud of have on their "team", so to speak. I can think of a few off the top of my head: Kate Winslet, Katy Perry, Ellie Goulding, Rihanna... but that's just my personal taste. One person that I don't think any lady-loving lady has ever felt a quiver in the loins for is Miley Cyrus, and yet... here she is, trying to be "edgy" by making out with one of Britney Spears' dancers during that Vegas show she was acting like a fool at the other night...

Tina Fey Pilots Are Selling Like Hotcakes

tina fey Tina Fey is crazy talented, so it's no surprise that networks are keen to pick up any project she pitches. After 30 Rock's critical success, while not always reflected in the ratings, made sure that pretty much anything she touches from here on out will turn to gold. After selling a pilot to NBC over the summer, she's now gone and got another project greenlit by Fox. This one sounds pretty funny, and will reunite her with some old 30 Rock colleagues including Robert Carlock (who's also in on t...

Jon Gosselin: ‘Kate Gosselin Is Disgusting and Awful’

jon gosselin Jon and Kate Gosselin always had a bit of a weird marriage that was destined to explode, so no one was all that surprised when it did and they got divorced. The years following their split have been weird. Kate grew out her Sonic the Hedgehog haircut, got a ton of plastic surgery and tried to keep the fame machine going, which has ultimately failed. Meanwhile, Jon took on menial jobs like plumbing and... shooting guns at paparazzi. Well, now Jon has spoken out against Kate, basically sayin...

Tom Cruise’s Daughter Shaved Her Head

bella cruise I'm not sure why, exactly, this is news, but it's still the holidays and things are a bit slow, so today we've got a story about Tom Cruise's daughter, Bella, celebrating her 21st birthday at Disney World with brother Connor. Well, the "story" is that she shaved her head and is wearing her new buzz cut in style, apparently. There she is, throwing her hands up with carefree abandon, as you do when you're 21 and your parents are rich so you have not a care in the world. Also, when you're just 21...

Good News, Bigots – ‘Duck Dynasty’ Is Coming Back!

phil robertson Phil Robertson seemingly got himself in a world of hurt when he started spouting off racist and homophobic shit in an interview with GQ. This prompted A&E to suspend him from Duck Dynasty, and then the rest of the family threatened to not do the show because of it. A&E, being a huge international money-making company and all, started shitting themselves because Duck Dynasty has spawned all these weird merchandising deals and what the hell were they gonna do with all that stuff if the s...

Miley Cyrus Got Wild at Britney Spears’ First Las Vegas Show

britney spears vegas I had no idea Britney's Las Vegas residency at Planet Hollwood was starting to soon, but indeed it has. Brit took the stage for the first time on Friday night, and who should be in attendance but Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry? There's no video of Katy - I'm assuming she was slightly less rowdy - but we do have video of Miley getting buck wild and really getting into it. Well, that was... fun. I wonder if Brit is singing live? I need to go look up some reviews from actual people who don't...

Kanye Got Kim The Ugliest Christmas Present Ever

Kanye+West+Kim+Kanye Kim Kardashian's baby may have had the best Christmas ever, but Kanye wasn't going to let his lovely fiance Kim go without. So he got her what is quite possibly the ugliest gift ever. EVER. Of course he thinks it's fabulous. He commissioned artist George Condo, who did the cover art for Kanye's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, to paint naked people on an Hermes Birkin bag. Here's what that looks like (from Kim's Instagram): Here are some choice comments fans left: "LMAOOO" "T...

HA HA: Justin Bieber’s Movie Bombs

justin-bieber-chin Justin Bieber's documentary, Believe, premiered on Christmas day to disappointing numbers. It bombed. To quote Nelson Muntz, "HAW HAW!" Dude showed up high to his own premiere so he probably doesn't even care that it did so poorly. But I am hoping this marks the decline of Bieber. From MTV: BoxOfficeMojo.com reports that "Believe" opened on Christmas Day in 14th place, earning a mere $1.25 million. It's a far cry from the initial results for "Never Say Never," which premiered almost three years ago with a $12.4 million opening day. Hey, Justin? Maybe recon...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

[caption id="attachment_144122" align="aligncenter" width="594"]Rose+Byrne+1[caption id="attachment_144122" align="aligncenter" width="594"] Rose Byrne, you can ring my bell any time.[/caption] This week's Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week is a little quiet. Not much goes on in those days between xmas and NYE. Last week we all went WTF at Lindsay Lohan's outfit. Who will take that spot this week? Go through and choose your pics for BEST, WORST, and MOST WTF. Here's what Beyoncé wore to promote her new album. This reminds me of Jennifer Lopez. And also o...