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Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Been Made Into a ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Character

grand theft auto Lindsay Lohan can't go too long without a court case, so this time she's initiated one herself. You see, our dear friend Lilo has snorted enough Class A drugs that she actually believes the Grand Theft Auto V character above is based on her and since she didn't give them permission to use her image, she's suing. Uhhhhh.... From TMZ:
Sources tell us, Lohan's lawyers are currently crafting a lawsuit -- demanding Rockstar Games pay some serious money for using Lindsay's image in the game. So the question ... did 'GTAV' really use Lindsay. Here's the evidence: -- The video game cover shows a woman holding a cellphone who looks Lindsay-ish. There's been debate over whether it looks more like Kate Upton or Shelby Welinder. -- Part of the game features a mission where a Lindsay Lohan look-alike asks the player to take her home and escape the paparazzi. -- Another part of the game shows another Lindsay-like character at a hotel resembling the Chateau Marmont hotel in West Hollywood -- a place Lindsay not only frequents but once lived at -- and the mission is to photograph her having sex on camera.
I mean... so no one else that's female is ever allowed to go to the Chateau Marmont or they're copying Lindsay? Lindsay is the only person who deals with the paparazzi? My friend, who showed me the best free solitaire I've seen in a while, agrees with me that it's all so ridiculous, and frankly, this character looks wayyyyyy more like Kate Upton, anyway - don't you think? grand theft auto kate upton  
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  /> Lindsay Lohan can't go too long without a court case, so this time she's initiated one herself. You see, our dear friend Lilo has snorted enough Class A drugs that she actually believes the Grand Theft Auto V character above is based on her and since she didn't give them permission to use her image, she's suing. Uhhhhh.... From TMZ: Sources tell us, Lohan's lawyers are currently crafting a lawsuit -- demanding Rockstar Games pay some serious money for using Lindsay's image in the game. So the question ... did 'GTAV' really use Li...

Maria Bello Is Gay

Maria+Bello Maria Bello, of The Cooler and Coyote Ugly and a lot of newer stuff but those are the best, recently came out. She was very honest about her relationship with her now-girlfriend, and she's very honest with us. Here's what she said to The New York Times, via Daily Mail: This was the moment I had been anticipating and dreading for months. I took a deep breath, knowing that my answer, and his response, would have an impact on our lives for a very long time. I was with someone romantically and I hadn't told him. I had become involved with a woman who was my best friend, and, as it happens, a person who is l...

Kim Kardashian Calls A Twitter User “Ignorant”

kim-kanye Kim Kardashian got a little persnickety when Twitter users dared critique her parenting skills. Guys, how dare you judge the modern-day Marilyn Monroe? Some random Twitter user got under Kim's fire. Ms. Kardashian tweeted, . @jlmcbryde u sound so ignorant. Bc I don't tweet or instagram my every move w my daughter means I am not with her 247? We share what we want. Or is it bc I go support my fiance at every show & I post pix? When the baby goes down 4 bed or a nap, parents are allowed 2 work &...

Let’s All Look at Justin Bieber’s Latest Ugly Tattoo

justin bieber Justin Bieber is a multi-millionaire who could afford to hire the best tattoo artists that money can buy (or that money could buy but you stiff them on because you don't feel like paying), but for some reason, he still ends up with really hideous, shitty body art that looks like something a fellow inmate drew with an old Bic pen and a half-charged battery. His latest offering is an "eagle" that takes up a good portion of his arm and also makes me want to punch him even more than usual: I mean, I know guys don't go around with super colourful and whi...

Step Right Up, Ladies: Bradley Cooper Wants Kids

bradley cooper Bradley Cooper was apparently the fifth hottest actor of 2013, so he should have no problem fulfilling his desire to be a dad. His own father died two years ago, but he thinks having kids would make his dad proud of him and that he'd learn a lot from the experience. From Look Magazine: "I would love to be a father! And I know my own dad would have been very proud of me if I start a family. "Raising me and my sister Holly was his greatest joy in life and I know that's my next step." Well, go...

Kanye West Thinks Kim Kardashian Is Marilyn Monroe

kim kardashian kanye west I long ago ran out of words for both of these idiots, but Kim Kardashian and Kanye West continue to prove what major morons they are on a daily basis. Kanye's most recent foray into absolute fuckery was his claim that Kim is exactly like Marilyn Monroe because they're both controversial. Uh... say what? From his interview on Power 105's The Breakfast Club: "I have a love-hate relationship with the paparazzi, but actually I love them because they are empowering us. "They are empowering u...

‘Fast and Furious’ Actor Paul Walker Dies In Car Crash

paul walker Oh man, this is really sad. Paul Walker, who you probably know from the Fast & Furious franchise, has died at age 40 in a car crash. :( He was in Santa Clarita, California for a charity event for his Reach Out Worldwide organization when he went out for a spin in his friend's 2005 Porsche Carrera GT when the car crashed and burst into flames, killing both Walker and the driver. Damn. From CNN: Speed was a factor in the crash, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office said. The wreck took place abou...