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JWoww Is Pregnant; World Says, “Whatevs”


JWoww, someone who is so barely relevant it almost hurts, is pregnant with a child. She revealed the good news in a Christmas card. Here’s what she wrote, via E Online:

Merry Christmas from within! Roger and I couldn’t have asked for a better Christmas gift this year! We wanted to share this exciting news with you all first because you have been a part of our lives these past few years and seen the love between Roger and I develop and blossom.

We are so excited to share this new chapter of our lives with you as we become parents and create more memories with a new addition to our family!” she continued. “Thank you for all your love and support and for being there for us throughout the years! We are extremely happy and cannot wait for our bundle of joy to arrive!

“Merry Christmas from within” sounds creepy as F-CK. Like she’s hosting an alien parasite in her bod.

By the way, totally unrelated, but don’t look at her bum here. She wouldn’t like it, even though it’s the only thing she’s done in almost an entire year we’ve blogged about.

Just sayin’.

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