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JWoww dresses her baby in ridiculous clothes

For better or worse, Jersey Shore’s Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley is someone’s mother and her little girl must be dressed to the nines at all times. While she only gave birth to little Meilani about two months ago, already that child is primped like a beauty pageant queen. Take the following photo, for example: I personally believe...

JWoww had a baby and her name is…

Jenni “JWoww” Farley announced her pregnancy back in December and no one really cared. People do seem to care, however, that she’s just given birth last Sunday. JWoww and fiancé Roger Mathews welcomed a baby girl over the weekend and they named her Meilani Alexandra Mathews. Meilani? Not exactly Jersey Shore material, but I...

JWoww Is Pregnant; World Says, “Whatevs”

JWoww, someone who is so barely relevant it almost hurts, is pregnant with a child. She revealed the good news in a Christmas card. Here’s what she wrote, via E Online: Merry Christmas from within! Roger and I couldn’t have asked for a better Christmas gift this year! We wanted to share this exciting news with you all first because...

Q: Is There a Way to Class Up Trash?

A: In a word? NO. But the Jersey Shore bitches are trying really, really hard in their shoot for YRB, which stars like Paris Hilton and Khloe Kardashian have graced the cover of. Yes indeedy, they’re truly giving it the old college try, whatever the eff that means. Don’t get me wrong: they all look good. All of them, seriously...