6What happened to Mariah Carey’s head?

Look, I’m not here to shame anyone. Mariah Carey is a beautiful woman and a total legend, but SOMETHING has gone awry in her cranial region because in a new interview with Entertainment Tonight (which she turned up five hours late to, in true diva fashion), she looks… not really human.

I mean, leave it to ONTD to point this out, but what’s happening here?

I’m just so confused! Is it Botox gone awry? An allergic reaction? A bad angle? It’s all so bizarre.

Also, of COURSE she was supposed to show up at 7 pm and turned up at 12:30 am. WHO DOES THAT? And how is she even awake at that time of night? Lord, I’m tired just reading that time.

April 15, 2014 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

0Mariah Carey doesn’t know who Kim Kardashian is, apparently

Nick Cannon needed to shut up so long ago it’s not even funny, but for some reason, he just keeps flapping his gums about shit NO ONE cares about. Not you, not me, not the person listening to him. Maybe the only person who does care is his wife, Mariah Carey, since half the time he’s blabbing about their supposedly mind-blowing sex life.

His latest foray into TMI territory came in the form of an interview on The Howard Stern Show, in which he claims that Mariah gets sorta jealous when he talks about his past relationships, but definitely doesn’t care that he once slept with Kim Kardashian, because Mariah doesn’t even know who Kim Kardashian is. LOL, yeah, okay.

“She doesn’t care when I talk about our sex life, because our sex life is amazing. She’s one of the most beautiful women in the world,” he continued of his superstar spouse, with whom he has two kids, twins Monroe and Moroccan, 2. “But…when we bring up — I’m not gonna do it — other people’s names, she’s like, ‘Why would you even do that?’”

“Oh, the other people you’ve had sex with,” Stern replied. “That drives a woman nuts.”

“Absolutely, and I understand why, especially [for] a woman on the level of my wife,” the 33-year-old “Me Sexy” rapper said. “So I got in a lot of trouble, and I gotta stop talking about my past.”

Stern claimed that Carey was most upset that Cannon talked about sleeping with Kim Kardashian. (Back in 2012, he said he dumped the reality star because she lied about her sex tape.) However, Cannon said that wasn’t the case.

“You know, I don’t think so, no. ‘Cause honestly, my wife, she don’t even know who Kim Kardashian is,” the Drumline actor said. “She doesn’t pay attention to that. I think it was more about the fact…[that I spent] time on my past.”

Sorry, but while Mariah maybe doesn’t respect Kim or think she’s anything special, she OBVIOUSLY know who she is. COME ON! I don’t even know why he’d say something so stupid or unbelievable – in fact, it actually kinda makes her look bad.

That being said, I do love me some Mariah and her insane levels of shade. She just needs to drop this loser ASAP – he’s messing up the game.

April 4, 2014 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

0Mariah Carey Will Never Not Be Topless

I’ll just leave Mariah Carey’s latest video for ‘You’re Mine’ here for you. Sweet dreams, kittens.

February 14, 2014 at 6:30 pm by Jennifer

0Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week

Last week on Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week, we saw Camilla Belle wearing something diabolical. This week, Shia LaBeouf (above) clearly takes my WTF spot for the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week. But do you agree? See what others wore this week below (and ask yourself, “Did Laura Prepon do something to her face?”) and make your choices!

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February 14, 2014 at 12:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

10Presented Without Comment: Mariah Carey’s Boobs Went Jessica Rabbit On Us

The above photo was taken during an “intimate” performance Mariah Carey gave at the BET Honors in Washington DC on Saturday night. She clearly is going for the Jessica Rabbit vibe here, and she kinda pulls it off.

But damn, girl, #demboobs. Hope they’re secured in there, or she’ll have had a serious problem.

February 11, 2014 at 6:30 pm by Jennifer

1Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Are Breaking Into the World of Children’s Book Writing

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon may be constantly surrounded by rumours that they’re headed for divorce (once Mariah lets Nick out of his cage), but the fact is that their partnership as as strong as ever – and now it’s going to extend into the world of children’s literature! That’s right, the Careys are coming together to pen (or have ghostwritten for them) a children’s holiday book for Scholastic about their twins, Moroccan and Monroe.

Roc and Roe’s Twelve Days of Christmas is the title of the book, and apparently it’ll be out before Santa comes again, so place your Amazon pre-orders now, folks. Wouldn’t want to miss the tale of how 3-year-old twins spread the holiday spirit, now would we?

I’ll tell you one thing, this book had better be filled with opulence and a LOT of glitter. I won’t have it otherwise.

January 25, 2014 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer