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Kim Kardashian wants to adopt Thai girl, but girl says ‘No, thanks!’

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Leave it to Kim Kardashian to head to Thailand to film Keeping Up with the Kardashians and fall in love with a teen girl she met at an orphanage because she was “pretty” and had a “nice personality”. The girl, called Pink, became the apple of Kim’s eye to the point where Kim wanted to adopt her… a tempting offer, but not one that Pink was really into. She very politely declined Kim’s offer. ICE COLD!

From The Daily Mail:

A teenager from a children’s home in a poverty-stricken region of Thailand made an astonishing decision to turn down an offer from reality TV star Kim Kardashian to adopt her into a life of wealth and glamour overseas.

The level-headed 13-year-old called Pink said she shook with excitement when she heard the multi-millionaire wanted to adopt her, but insisted she wanted to study in Thailand instead then help her impoverished homeland and the orphans she has grown up with.

The girl with a sunny smile stole Kim’s heart when she visited the ramshackle children’s home in Thailand’s Phang Nga province, a region where more than 4,000 people perished in the 2004 tsunami.

Pink, an outstanding scholar whose mother sent her to the home because she was too poor to care for her and fund her education, immediately bonded with Kim and gave her a bracelet in a visit in April filmed for her hit show Keeping Up with The Kardashians.

But after being told the reality TV star wanted to adopt her, Pink said: ‘Everyone wants to have a different or a better life, I suppose. But when I thought about it I realised it wouldn’t be good for me, because I would have to leave so much behind. I wasn’t ready for that.’

After the visit, Kim declared on camera: ‘When you meet someone that you really connect to like this, you can’t help but think like how you could change their life. And I think that looking into adoption would be amazing.

‘I literally cannot stop thinking about her. I told (husband) Kanye, I was like, honestly, this girl is so sweet and so cute, like, I would honestly adopt her.’

She then appeared to abandon the idea after being chided by her mother for treating adoption like a shopping trip and then told by her resort manager that adopting children from Thailand is ‘very, very difficult’.

But Mail Online found that Pink was taken aside and told by the home’s supervisors about Kim’s adoption wish in the show which went out in August and, although delighted at the offer, immediately said a polite but firm ‘no’.

Good for you, Pink! It would be one of the worst decisions in your life to move in with Kim Kardashian. Keep up the good school work and you’ll do just fine. Also, of course Kim Kardashian wants to adopt a kid because she’s “pretty”, and she thinks adopting someone is something you just do on a whim because it strikes your fancy that day. Christ almighty. Someone save North West before it’s too late.

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi’s Christmas Card is the best

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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are the best. They’re a great couple with seemingly amazing senses of humour and their Christmas cards are just amazing! Last year, they made this Kimye inspired gem:

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And they are not going to let that be their best effort. This year, they’ve continued to be inspired by Kim Kardashian but in a much different way, as you can see above. That infamous butt shot will live in even throughout the holidays!

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Anna Wintour pretty much called Kim Kardashian and Kanye West tasteless

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Everyone lost their shit when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West appeared on the cover of Vogue earlier this year. The internet wouldn’t stop talking about it, thousands of subscribers threatened to (or actually did) cancel their subscriptions to the fashion magazine and basically we gave Kimye and Vogue EIC Anna Wintour exactly what they wanted: more attention. But what did Anna Wintour REALLY think? How could a woman whose life is dedicated to haute couture allow such a travesty to happen? Well, there’s no accounting for taste, is there?

Here’s what Wintour told CNN journalist Alina Cho at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on Monday night (via Fashionista):

“I see the role of Vogue to reflect what’s going on in the culture. The first celebrity that I put on the cover of Vogue was Madonna, and that was considered completely controversial at the time, too. It’s such a long time ago probably no one remembers, but she was a very controversial figure. Now she’s part of the establishment. I think if we just remain deeply tasteful and just put deeply tasteful people on the cover, it would be a rather boring magazine! Nobody would talk about us. It’s very important that people do talk about us.”

LOL, well, that solves that, then. So, it’s basically okay to celebrate tasteless people because the public wants what it wants, so even if she doesn’t belong, we have to make her belong to sell copies. Nice! Love the standards Vogue has set there.

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Kim Kardashian is buying a private island to build North West a theme park

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Ah, how the rich live. So dumb, so pointless. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West apparently have so much money between them, that they want to buy a private island off the coast of Australia on which they can build a Neverland-like theme park for their daughter, North West.

From The Mirror:

She is known to shower her only child with lavish gifts while they jet-set around the world together, but Kim Kardashian’s daughter North now reportedly looks set to get own private theme park to play around in.

According to New Idea magazine, the curvaceous TV star is secretly looking into purchasing Turtle Island in Queensland, Australia, for the sum of $5 million AUD.

The publication goes onto to state that Kim will most likely rename the idyllic location Isle Kardashian, which is said to boast views of the Great Barrier Reef.

Private Islands Online says the property in question is fit for a “movie star or recluse celebrity”, and includes a four-bedroom mansion, helipad, botanical gardens and a swimming pool.

Meanwhile, New Idea suggests Nori could soon be enjoying her own water slide and ferris wheel.

Huh. That seems like a colossal waste of money, but then, so’s everything else these idiots do, so…

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Naya Rivera is ‘Single White Female-ing’ Kim Kardashian

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The world hasn’t shut up about seeing Kim Kardashian‘s tits, ass and vagina (again) this past week in her latest magazine shoot, and one of those people who has an opinion is former Glee star and noted crazy person Naya Rivera. It’s pretty clear that Naya has modeled her entire image – especially during the past year – on Kim, but suddenly she’s sounding off on how Kim shouldn’t be stripped down because she’s a mother.

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Obviously Kim is too much in her own world to take any notice, but that doesn’t mean her BFF Jonathan Cheban won’t have his say. In fact, he wrote a pretty intense blog post in which he accused Naya of Single White Female-ing Kim and basically gave some serious burns out.

From his blog, The Dishh

Naya has always been a step BEHIND… And this time she has seriously fallen BEHIND like Daylight Savings Time!

After a year-long tour of impersonating Kim, she decided to come out of her shell and make a real statement about Kim’s Paper cover (which has to be one of the hottest, if not the hottest cover all year).

As expected, she’s getting some press and when all else fails, use Kim. I’m personally disgusted that after badgering Kim all year and trying to hang out and do business together, she goes and tries to make a statement like this. Yes, Kim is a mother, BUT WHO CARES… have you ever heard of a MILF?! The world wants to see her all day like 1010 Wins. Paper is one of the artsiest magazines and has a legendary reputation for being creative and edgy. Who the f*ck is Naya to throw in her meaningless comments??

We all know you want to be Kim, but you don’t got it boo, and the only cover you will be gracing is the Single White Female 2 straight to DVD box set.

DAAAAAMN. Got her! Jonathan also compared some side-by-side pictures of Naya and Kim to show just how similarly they’ve dressed. LOL at all of this. It’s all so petty… and hilarious.

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Kim Kardashian gives us full frontal nudity for ‘Paper’

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Yesterday, the Internet was apparently broken because Kim Kardashian decided to show us her very shiny bare ass. Well, things are getting a little more serious today, as it turns out the shoot actually included full frontal nudity for her feature in Paper Mag.

Pics are below the cut as they’re very NSFW, but it’s nothing you haven’t seen before if you’ve followed the trajectory of Kim Kardashian’s career up to this point. Everyone keeps talking about how good she looks, and how happy, but why wouldn’t she be happy? She made a name for herself naked, and she’s still naked and riding the wave of that success, so to speak.

I mean, look, you wanna get naked? Do your thing. The woman likes getting her bits out – so what? I just kinda wonder what the point is. Like, the point of this entire thing. We all know what Kim Kardashian’s various bits and bobs look like – we’ve all seen things going in and out of her various crevices and what she looks like with and without varying levels of clothing for yers – but how on earth does this have anything to do with anything? What’s it got to do with her the accompanying interview, which contains passages like the following?:

I ask her whether Kim Kardashian would exist without social media. “I don’t think so…” she says, slowly, then reconsiders. “I don’t think social media was that heavy when we started our show, but I think we really evolved with social media.” The next day, as I scroll through Instagram, I come across a photograph of her, taken the night of our interview, wearing the champagne getup at a restaurant in Venice. I also find two photos of North toddling around the pumpkin patch in a tiny fringed cape and Baby Vans. One of these pictures has more than a million likes. “I love sharing my world with people,” Kardashian tells me, and I detect no hint of falseness. “That’s just who I am.” No more, no less.

Sigh. Life.

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Kim Kardashian broke the internet with her giant ass

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I’m so sorry to have to do this to you so early in the day. I’m putting the cover photo of Kim Kardashian with her ENTIRE ass front and center on camera behind a cut, not just because it’s NSFW, but because it’s NSFL and I care too much about you all.

That’s right, Kim met up with photographer Jean-Paul Goude in Paris and they did this shoot for Paper Mag, which… I’m sorta dumbfounded. Kim has never been shy about getting out her ass, tits, or anything inbetween, but seeing it there, oiled up, right in the center of the frame is… I dunno. A bit off-putting? Completely unattractive?

Of course, a woman’s job is not to be attractive 24/7, and that’s fine – if this was done as some statement against the patriarchy or blah blah blah, I could maybe somewhat support it (even if I don’t like it). But the problem is, Kim DOES think this is sexy. This is the only version of sexy she knows… and that’s really, really sad.

Anyhow, pic behind the cut. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

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