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Kanye West Has Naked Amber Rose Pics On His Computer & Kim Kardashian’s Not Happy

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Let’s take a divorce break (for now) and keep up with the Kardashians (heh) by reporting on the fact that Kim Kardashian is apparently piiiiiissed at Kanye West over the fact that he still has naked pics of ex-girlfriend Amber Rose on his computer. You may remember Kanye’s slut-shaming bullshit in which he claimed that he had to “take 30 showers” after dating her, but apparently she’s still good enough to look at naked and jerk off over, if this news is true!

From Closer (via the Mirror):

The pregnant reality star discovered the pictures after she caught her partner looking at his ex girlfriend’s Instagram page, according to Closer magazine.

To make matters worse Kim, who is expecting baby number two, feels particularly threatened by Amber’s sexy pictures at the moment because of her extra baby weight.

A source told the magazine: “Kim found Kanye looking at Amber’s Instagram page and went ballistic. It’s really damaged her confidence. He told her she was being ridiculous.”

“She then went to his compute and found he still had old intimated pics and videos from their relationship. Kim was sobbing and confronted Kanye, telling him he had betrayed her, but her reassured her none of it was a big deal.”

They added: “She feels insecure about her changing body and hates seeing Amber parading her amazing figure. She has told friends she sometimes feels like Amber is the third woman in their marriage and just wants something to be done to erase her out of their lives.”

A representative for Kim Kardashian has now denied the report and claimed it was a “complete fabrication”.

I mean, this does kinda sound like bullshit, but then, it also doesn’t seem that crazy so as to be untrue. Kanye obviously saw something in Amber he liked quite a lot, and she’s sexy and owns that sexuality. Kim’s body type isn’t far off from Amber’s, really – save for the fact that Amber is 5’9″ and Kim isn’t tall enough to ride the big kids rides – so it’s whatever.

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Kim Kardashian Poses For Kanye West-Directed Photoshoot In A Cow Pasture

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You know, I truly feel that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s relationship might just make it in this world. After all, you’ll never find two greater egomaniacs on the planet, people who think more highly of themselves and each other, so there’s that. Then there’s the fact that neither one of them is capable of seeing how batshit insane the other is. In fact, they think the insanity is wonderful and in fact not insanity at all, but rather a sign of genius. In other words, they’re mutually delusional. A match made in heaven!

Their latest foray into WTF-ery comes in the form of a Kanye-directed photoshoot in which Kim posed in nude undergarments in what looks like a cow pasture. The poses are awkward, the “outfit” is hideous, none of it makes any sense… but here we are. The whole thing was for some weird “booklet” put out by System Magazine and shot by Juergen Teller, which I suppose is meant to be impressive since he’s pretty high profile, but it’s just too awful for me to enjoy it.

Anyway, uh… here ya go! Will throw them behind a cut for scrolling purposes!

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Kylie Jenner Is Desperate To Be Kim Kardashian 2.0

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Okay, here’s what I need to know: The world is already oversaturated with Kim Kardashian and is getting pretty sick of her. Why on earth does Kylie Jenner think we need a Kim 2.0, and why the hell does a 17-year-old girl think her sister’s, erm, legacy (???) is something to aspire to? I mean, honestly!

I mean, in a way I feel bad for the girl because she clearly has no identity of her own. Kendall‘s a model, Kim is a worldwide superstar, Kourtney has a family and is still raking in the $$$, Khloe is… doing whatever it is she does, and where does that leave Kylie? Nowhere but the plastic surgeon’s office, apparently. It’s really sad, and even sadder is the fact that the girl has zero guidance or anyone telling her to aspire to more in life, to use the money she has to learn something new, to be something better than what she’s resigned herself to. I’m not saying a woman shouldn’t be able to choose to live as a sex symbol to be ogled by men if that’s what she wants, but Christ almighty, doesn’t this family want anything more in life? Do they know there’s a whole world out there of real people living real lives?


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The desperation to be her big sister is real. And gross. Not feeling it at all.

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Kim Kardashian Denies Getting Botox While Pregnant

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Kim Kardashian is probably known best for her staggering vanity, and now that she’s pregnant again, the rumors are running rampant: that she used IVF, and that she’s used Botox. This isn’t the first time a pregnant Kim has been accused of getting a nip of that sweet, sweet ‘tox. But this time, she’s facing the rumors head on, by way of a topless selfie she posted on Instagram (above), with a long-winded explanation of her changing face. Spoiler alert: it’s mostly just makeup, you guys!

Can’t wait to show u this contouring make up tutorial for my changing pregnant face! No I don’t do fillers or botox when pregnant like some tabloids are reporting, you would have to be really sick to endanger your child like that! Anyone who has been pregnant or gained weight knows your face totally changes! My nose gets bigger, cheeks fuller & my lips swell up. The challenge is trying to adjust the make up to make me feel normal & we will share our tricks on KimKardashianWest.com

I have actually heard of women’s noses getting bigger while pregnant, but I don’t think anyone is really focused on Kim’s nose here. I think they’re more focused on her uncanny valley-like face. It’s just so…smooth. It’s a little unnerving.

Do I believe her? What I’ve realized is, I don’t actually care that much anymore.

But what do you guys think?

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Kim Kardashian Thought Her Career Was Over After Divorcing Kris Humphries

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Kim Kardashian‘s marriage to Kris Humphries was blissfully short for all of us, but it’s clear that Kim always viewed the whole arrangement as more of a business transaction than an affair of the heart. In fact, after E! paid her buku bucks to televise the bogus ceremony, she was shitting herself about losing her entire career over the divorce, and she started telling her sisters to save their money since the whole family was going to go down.

From an interview with The Drum:

“At the time when I was going through the divorce I did say to everyone, ‘You guys I think our careers are over. I hope you’ve saved your money. And now we’ll just continue to do our clothing stores and continue to do what we started off doing before the show.’ I totally thought it was over.”

“I was being very paranoid. I just took some time off and the time was really good for me. I cancelled everything. I had a book tour, I had a fragrance launch, I had everything that you could possibly imagine and I just cancelled it all and I took time for me.”

Well, I love that it’s clear Kim thinks she’s the most valuable member of the family. I mean, she pretty much is, monetarily speaking, but like… really? Actually, Kendall and Kylie are likely more worthwhile now; Kim is becoming old news. And this is just arrogant as shit, anyway.

Also, I love that she needed “time for me” when the whole thing was a set-up anyway. Ugh, this family.

You can watch the full interview below, if that’s your thing. She talks a lot of shit in it:

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Kim Kardashian Is Having A Boy

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After raising so much hell about all the gossip going around online about her second pregnancy, Kim Kardashian decided enough was enough and that we’d all gone long enough without knowing every last detail of her life. With this in mind, she took to Instagram on Father’s Day to share the above photo of Kanye and North and casually slip in that their second child is going to be a boy.

Here’s how she captioned the picture:

“Precious moments like this when we were traveling on tour with you are what I live for. You’re such a good daddy to North & you will be the best daddy to our new son too!”

Well, that’s cute – they’ll have one of each. But what will she call him? Certainly not South, since that’s clearly the stupidest thing ever.

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Kim Kardashian On Baby Names: ‘South West Is The Stupidest Thing Ever’

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When Kim Kardashian gave birth to her first child a few years ago, no one thought she would actually be ridiculous enough to name her North West, but she did it. She went there, and she owned it, and now we don’t think twice about it. But since “KiKi” is pregnant again, people have been wondering if she might have be inspired once more by cardinal directions and name the next child South. But uh, you guys? That’s so dumb!

From NPR:

PESCA: What are some of the things that people have suggested to you about the name?

KARDASHIAN: I mean, everyone keeps on saying South, and I think it’s so stupid.

(LAUGHTER)

PESCA: So…

KARDASHIAN: Stupidest thing ever and just ridiculous.

Yes, because South is “so stupid”, but North makes perfect sense and is not at all ridiculous? What idiot logic does this woman live by? Do I even want to know?

Kim also promised that she won’t be going with another direction, so I guess East West and West West are out the door, too. Damn. So sad.

Also, for the record, please read that entire NPR interview. Your brain will melt.

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