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Kim Kardashian pays assistant $100,000 to Photoshop her pics

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I feel like this is a day of completely obvious news, but whatever, here we are. Kim Kardashian has really upped her Photoshop game lately – no more warped backgrounds! This isn’t dumb luck, it’s business. Kim has apparently hired a professional Photoshop assistant that she pays $100k to make her look… well, the way she looks.

A source tells OKMagazine.com exclusively, “Kim used to ask a friend to fix up photos, but it would take hours. She finally decided to hire a pro who can be on call 24/7.”

And having your pictures edited does not come cheap! Kim “reportedly pays the pro $100,000 a year.” And the expert “has to keep a phone on all night, in case she’s traveling.”

But what about the original shots? In order to make sure the original photos never see the light of day, “She had the expert sign a nondisclosure agreement promising to destroy all the originals.”

I mean, I guess we can’t really shade Kim – after all, she’s never been a fan of “natural beauty” and doesn’t really get off on the whole “self-empowerment via acceptance of the way you actually look” thing, so of course she Photoshops the shit out of her selfies. Of course she finds it worthwhile to spend $100,000 on vanity instead of giving it to charities or any number of causes that are less narcissistic. Of course.

What do you think, guys? Worth the investment?

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Kardashian Family In Car Accident

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Bruce Jenner was just in a major car wreck that killed someone, and yesterday, on Saturday — two weeks to the day, in fact — Kim KardashianNorth WestKhloe Kardashian, and Kylie Jenner were in a car accident of their very own. Um, yikes. Khloe was driving and there was apparently no serious damage done to the car. Here’s the story, from TMZ:

Khloe Kardashian skidded on an ice-covered Montana road and dangerously crossed into oncoming traffic, eventually landing in a ditch with Kim, North West and Kylie on board.

We’re told the girls were driving in Bozeman, MT Saturday morning when a semi-truck drove by their car and kicked up a ton of snow, hitting their windshield and apparently blinding Khloe.

Apparently Khloe couldn’t see and began swerving, right into a patch of black ice. The car then spun out of control, crossing oncoming traffic and ending up in a ditch.

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Cops tell us there was no damage to the Kardashian’s vehicle — a black Yukon GMC — and a motor carrier service called the slide-off into police.

We’re told the incident was part of a number of similar accidents that happened today due to the icy roads … and the family was calm when cops arrived. No citations were issued.

Okay, so this sounds like a true accident, but what is with this family and the car problems?? Get it together, guys.

Of COURSE, Kim had to share a post-car-accident photo on Instagram:

 

Thank you God for watching over us and keeping us safe ????

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Bitch, please.

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Kanye West is absolutely bonkers: ‘Beyonce has pictures of Kim Kardashian on the wall’

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Sometimes things come out of Kanye West‘s mouth that I can’t believe are serious. Like, they have to be a joke because they’re so ridiculous that I don’t believe a human being is walking around saying such nonsense without being institutionalized. And yet here we are – another day, another interview, this time with Power 105.1 FM’s The Breakfast Club, wherein he a) confirms that Tyga is dating Kylie Jenner in the tackiest way possible, b) says he had to take “300 showers” after dating Amber Rose and c) claims that Beyonce is inspired by Kim Kardashian. Stop, please. You’re killing me here!

On dating Amber Rose:

“If Kim had wanted to date me when I first wanted to be with her, there wouldn’t be an Amber Rose. You know what I’m saying. I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim.”

On Tyga dating Kylie:
“I think that uh, I think [Tyga] got in early. I think he was smart. They closer in age than a lot of relationships that I know. I knew Tyga was smart.”

On rumours that Beyonce hates Kim:

“They love each other. They respect each other. [...] When Beyonce is working on her album she has pictures of Kim on the wall because Kim represents powerful women.”

First of all, does anyone else want to vomit when they hear the sentence “Tyga got in early”? Yes, he certainly did. He got with a girl who is just BARELY legal (and was likely having sex with her well before she turned 17, anyway). And Kanye is applauding this. He thinks it’s fantastic that a grown ass man is attracted to a girl who is essentially very much still a child. Fuck off.

Secondly, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I’m SURE Beyonce has pictures of Kim on her wall when she’s recording. I mean… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I can’t anymore. I’m sorry.

You can watch the full interview here, if you’re a masochist:

Oh, and PS, Kanye is apparently working on making a “sexier Ugg”. LOL!

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Kanye West’s friends abandoned him when he started dating Kim Kardashian

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Kanye West has always fancied himself a Very Serious Artist, so when he started dating Kim Kardashian a few years ago, all of his Very Serious Artist friends were not feelin’ it and apparently everyone left him in the cold and decided they were not down with that. Kanye opened up about how he was the first genius to realise that Kim could be a fashion muse and how he calls Kris Jenner “Mom” in a new interview with Style.com.

It’s learning. She was always my muse, now she’s become other designers’ muses. Or designers’ muses, because like I said, I don’t want to disrespect designers by calling myself a designer, I just think I have a vision of something that I want to do. But God has a special way to teach people through life. I guess I got a little more credit for my second collection than my first, for whatever that is worth. But soon as we started dating, fashion people were really opposed to the idea of reality stars. And all the relationships, the somewhat friends that I had somewhat built up, completely turned their backs on her and me. They already had their back to her, and now they turned it to me. The so-called traction that I was getting in the high-fashion world was completely thrown out the window and I was finally allowed to go to school, where every day I was in my mom [Kris Jenner]’s house, in my little brother’s old room, Rob’s old room, re-tailoring a Céline skirt, re-tailoring a Saint Laurent jacket, re-tailoring a Zara top, re-tailoring Wolford … And day by day by day, [Kim and I] learned, we got better. We looked at the photographs together and she improved my style, we improved each other.

It’s funny that Kanye thinks they’ve helped each other’s style when they both dress fucking atrociously – much worse than they ever did before they met. Kanye seems intent on stuffing Kim into every outfit like sausage meat and Kanye… well, I wouldn’t necessarily call his clothes “style”, but to each his own.

Also, I can’t decide if it’s cute or really desperate that he’s referring to Rob as his “little brother” and Kris as “Mom” – I suppose you do that when you’re married to someone and for better or worse, these two do seem perfect for each other because they’re the world’s biggest narcissists, but I just can’t picture it.

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Kanye West makes his debut at New York Fashion Week

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Kanye West considers himself a jack – er, a genius – of all trades, so it’s only natural that he would be part of New York Fashion Week, right? Yesterday, Yeezy put on his first runway show for his Yeezy x ADIDAS collaboration, which I think is all about footwear but I couldn’t really tell because I was so distracted by the whole Hunger Games chic situation he had going on.

I mean, look at this bullshit. I’m all about high fashion and I get that art is art, but seriously? Someone call Jennifer Lawrence and tell her to bring her Katniss outfit – she’ll fit right in. Oh, and Kylie Jenner got to be a model, too.

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Oh, and he dragged Kim Kardashian and his 18-month-old daughter North with them, and Nori wasn’t too pleased.

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Who brings an 18-month-old to a fashion show and sits them in the front row? Who does it? These idiots. Notice Bey and Jay left Blue Ivy with a sitter. Have some dignity – that child wants no part of this fuckery. Even Anna Wintour was moving away.

No thanks to this whole thing.

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Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner get naked (and Photoshopped) for LOVE mag

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Another day, another naked picture of a Kardashian/Jenner. This time around, it’s Kim (as usual) and Kendall (sorta as usual, but in a ~serious model~ way) who have stripped down and let Photoshop work its magic for the new issue of LOVE magazine. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think Kris was the CEO of LOVE, since this family is featured in like, every single issue.

The shots are, as per usual, NSFW, so I’ll throw them behind a cut. I only have 2 questions here:

1. What’s with the Photoshopping of Kendall’s boobs? Why add like, 3 cup sizes to the girl?

2. Isn’t everyone sick of seeing Kim’s tits/vag? I know I sure am.

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