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Kim Kardashian wants Kris Jenner to cut Rob off

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Kim Kardashian and her brother Rob haven’t gotten along in a long ass time. Whatever issues they have, they just can’t seem to bury the hatchet – that much is apparent. One of Kim’s big frustrations with Rob seems to be that he won’t help himself – everyone else in the family has a “job” and yet Rob is just coasting along, taking his family’s money and not even whoring himself out for it. Kim has a very strong work ethic, so she’s not happy about this and wants Momager Kris Jenner to cut him off… for good!

In the new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim calls Rob “pathetic” and even Kris admits she’s at wit’s end over what the hell is wrong with Rob. They’re one of the richest families on earth, and yet they’ve all found it impossible to light a fire under Rob’s ass to get him to do anything besides eat and sell shitty socks. What gives?

Kim claims that everyone “lick’s Rob’s ass” and does whatever he wants, which seems strange since everyone in that family only does what THEY want and what benefits themselves, so… but Kim doesn’t like attention being given to anyone but herself, so she thinks Kris needs to give him the boot.

Clip from the new episode of KUWTK is behind the cut – I threw it there because I care about you and E! Online has this shit on autoplay and I can’t turn it off. Don’t say I never did anything for you!

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Kanye West is not happy with Kim Kardashian’s personal trainer

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Kim Kardashian hasn’t been shy in admitting that she’s struggled to lose weight ever since giving birth to North West a couple of years ago, but that probably just means that her body is where it’s meant to be, size wise. Her husband, however, doesn’t think so – Kanye West hired her a personal trainer and he’s none too pleased that the trainer also agrees that Kim is probably fine where she’s at.

On Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, he lashed out at wife Kim’s trainer for saying she “couldn’t imagine” seeing Kim at her goal weight of 120 lbs.

“She’s like, ‘There’s no way. I can’t even imagine you 15 lbs. lighter,’ ” Kim, 34, told sister Khloé Kardashian of her trip to the gym. “Kanye’s like, ‘Wait a minute. You are the trainer and you’re telling me you can’t imagine her 15 lbs. lighter? We need to get another trainer, then, because if I tell you she needs to lose weight in between her toe, you would have figured out a f—ing toe weight.”

Wow. If Kim wasn’t… you know, Kim, I’d probably feel really bad for her since she’s married to such a controlling egomaniac. If Kim wants to lose weight for herself, that’s fair enough – we’re all our own harshest critics, but she needs to be realistic in terms of results. Her frame is her frame and she’s never going to be Kate Moss, and that’s worked out just fine for her. But for her husband to become enraged because her trainer can’t maker her skinnier, i.e. his idea of ideal? Dear God.

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Kim Kardashian’s doctors told her she’s having too much sex

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been trying for a while now to get Kim pregnant with their second child, but to no avail. Clearly, God is trying to spare yet another child from being raised with these two as parents, but Kim’s not taking the hint. Instead, she and Kanye are having sex at least 10 times a day, and a doctor has finally told her she’s a hot ass mess (in so many words).

From Life & Style:

“The doctor said he thinks I’m having sex too much,” Kim revealed. “He said one time is more powerful .. so we’ve tried everything. The doctor said when I have sex, I have to lay down for like 10 to 20 minutes .. He said it takes 10 minutes for a sperm to swim up there.”

Kim is frustrated that pregnancy isn’t coming along as easy as she’d like. “Literally teenagers on meth get pregnant in two seconds. It’s crazy. When you don’t want to be pregnant, it happens,” Sighing, she added, “I’ve done everything so perfect to try and get pregnant. There’s a list of things you shouldn’t be doing and I was perfect for 8 to 10 months and now I don’t understand.” Now, she says, she’ll try a different method. “I’m going to do everything that I want to do and that includes going platinum. Hopefully I will get pregnant doing all the wrong things.”

Once again, I love that she doesn’t at all consider that she’s not meant to have any more children. Enjoy the one you’ve got – you’re barely raising her, as it is. What the hell do you want another one for? Frankly, I hope, for the sake of any potential future child, that she can’t get pregnant again. Sure, she has the money to take care of them, but that entire family is toxic and being raised by nannies is NOT giving a child a proper upbringing, regardless of how much you spoil them with material shit.

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Oh, Snap – Rob Kardashian goes for Kim Kardashian on Instagram

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Rob Kardashian has been the fat black sheep of the Kardashian family for a while now (which is a shame b/c he’s probably the only vaguely decent one), and it seems relations have not improved in recent months, particularly between Rob and big sister Kim Kardashian. While Rob has been absent from Instagram for a long ass time now, he made his comeback by basically comparing Kim to the psycho from Gone Girl. Oh shit.

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OMG, I love it. He’s already deleted the picture (thank god for screencaps), of course, and he’ll probably come out and say he was hacked, if he addresses it at all, but this is a wig snatch and a half coming from Rob. The last big public drama they had, of course, was when Rob flew back to LA before Kim & Kanye’s wedding. Looks like things have only gone from bad to worse since then. Damn.

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Kanye West won’t stop posting naked pics of Kim Kardashian on Twitter

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No matter how rich she is and how many expensive outfits she can afford, Kim Kardashian just can’t seem to keep her clothes on. I think I can speak for us all when I say that we’ve seen her naked far, far too many times. It’s too much. It’s over-the-top. I just want the woman to WEAR SOME FRIGGIN’ CLOTHES. Is that too much to ask? Apparently so.

Kanye West is like a kid in a candy shop when it comes to the fact that he gets to have sex with a perfect surgical specimen, it seems, as he took to Twitter yesterday to unveil a whole slew of naked photos of his wife and simultaneously try to make “SWISH!” a thing. Not gonna happen.

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No. Just no.

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Is Kim Kardashian jealous of Kylie Jenner?

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Kylie Jenner is well on her way to becoming her older sister’s Jr. She’s virtually transforming into Kim Kardashian and she’s only 17 – imagine where she’ll be in five years! This thought is apparently what’s been bothering Kim, and she’s seriously worried about Kylie becoming a better looking version of herself!

From XPosé Entertainment (whatever!):

A source shared: ”Kim’s been moaning to her mom for months now that Kylie’s slowly morphing into a better-looking version of her – and she’s not happy about it.”

She was so upset she even confronted the 17-year-old television personality about stealing her style but Kylie completely ”denied” it.

The source added to US’ OK! magazine: ”She fronted up Kylie and tore into her for copying her style and her look. Kylie denied it, of course, but she really does look more like Kim every day…

”Kim’s got a huge ego and thinks Kylie’s a threat to her brand… It’s because Kylie’s a much better looking version of her – and she knows it.”

This comes just days after it was reported that Kylie is looking to outshine her older half-sister by going into the music business.

The insider shared: ”If Kylie feels competitive with anyone it’s Kim. She feels they have similar body types and looks. Kim is doing modelling, fashion, television and much more which is exactly what Kylie wants. She doesn’t want to be put in a box and only do one thing.

”She wants to be like Kim, but even bigger and more diverse – getting into music and producing as well.”

Oh, dear. Obviously this whole quote is bullshit, but I actually can see this being true. Kylie is hot on Kim’s heels, and Kim’s desperate to stay relevant (much like her husband), so I can see why she’s feeling a bit concerned. The entire family is a hot mess, but bless ‘em.

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Kim Kardashian Gets Naked Again

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Kim Kardashian is like, super fashion conscious you guys, and yet, for someone so into fashion, she doesn’t actually wear clothes a whole lot. She got naked for LOVE magazine, and “broke the Internet” with her shoot for Paper. You’d think that would be enough for now (or, you know, forever), but nay; that is not enough for our dear Kim. She’s gotta get naked again, this time for Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Why? Why do this again? Kim explains, via E!,

If I get pregnant again soon, my body is going to totally transform. So, I’m doing this photo shoot today naked.

I just want to capture my body and have these photos to last forever.

Uh, okay, cannot you not just refer to the bazillions of other photo shoots you’ve done in which you are naked/nearly naked? Do you really need to do this again? Can you not just be honest and say, “It’s for the publicity, I crave the publicity, here’s my naked bod.” I would respect you a million times more if you actually said that. Why am I referring to her as though she’s reading this?

You guys get what I’m saying, right? Like I have no problem with nudity and with women showing off their bods, but I think I’ve just about had it with this woman. I’ve seen it, we’ve all seen it, why do you keep showing us? I just don’t get it.

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