This marriage is totally done for. I called it like a year ago. Someone better hurry up and option the rights to Jon Minus Nine, because it's happening any day now.
After Jon Gosselin was spotted leaving a night club drunk, wedding ring-less and calling a non-Kate woman "babe," National Enquirer is running a story about yet another cheating scandal:
In what could be the kiss of death for his family show, Jon & Kate Plus 8 star Jon Gosselin was caught kissing a beautiful young brunette ...
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Did you hear? These two asshats were going at one another through Twitter like crazy yesterday, and there are a couple screen shots to prove it:
That was Kate's doing right there, when one of her followers accused her of being unprofessional because Kate's an asshole and has a really hard time keeping her mouth shut about her ex-husband, Jon Gosselin. And, you know, has a hard time keeping her mouth shut about anything, really. So naturally, when Kate heard that people were tripping over her backhanded jibes about how Jon's always be...
Are we all excited for Kate Gosselin's upcoming TLC special, Kate Plus 8: Sextuplets Turn 10? No, me neither, but we'll just have to pretend, at least for the duration of this article. You see, so much has happened since we last saw Kate and her brood of children. They've gotten bigger! Mady and Cara are bratty teenagers! Kate's turned into a complete famewhore instead of just a kinda famewhore! Jon'412 is nowhere to be seen because he's become a reclusive, gun-toting woodsman! It's all happening!
The specia...
Kate Gosselin's Kate Plus 8 show tanked after her marriage to Jon fell apart and the twins Maddie and Cara got too old for their bratty ass attitudes to be cute anymore, and so we all said goodbye to the family and hoped the kids would grow up with some sense of normalcy.
That was not to be, of course, since Kate became obsessed with turning herself into a walking Barbie and trying to exploit every chance for fame she could get, and Jon went off the rails and became a gun-toting woodsman. ...
Kate Gosselin isn't the most beloved reality celeb, but her ex husband, Jon, might be even more hated. It was the post-divorce head-to-toe Ed Hardy wardrobe that gave him that special "ugh" edge. And no one hates him more than Kate. She's suing him for millions. It sounds like she's basically accusing him of being a supervillian. From Radar:
The one-time face of television network TLC launched her legal action in the United States District Court of Pennsylvania on Monday, alleging Jon consp...
Kate Gosselin is getting a mild dose of the Paula Deen effect. Someone posted this private photo of her in a plastic sumo wrestler-style wig, pulling the corners of her eyes back.
It made a lot of people uncomfortable, so Kate came forward and released a statement. Here it is, from E Online:
It was a happy time for me and Jon, smiling and 'goofing off' together. Jon and I were opening fan mail together one afternoon—which often filled the garage of our Elizabethtown home—and when we ope...
Sarcasm is so, so great you guys. I love it so dearly. See, I said that Kate Gosselin is still a great mom, but if you know anything about Kate Gosselin, you know that she's shown some signs of being kind of a shitty mom sometimes. So what I actually meant was that Kate Gosselin has done something else to show that she is not a great mom, but I used sarcasm in the headline, just 'cause. Isn't that great?
Ok, but listen: Kate Gosselin left her kids with Kendra Wilkinson, some teenage girl, and some camera crew this one time. And no, I don't get it either.
Kate Gosselin has once a...
Hey, so we have this weird LeAnn Rimes-Brandi Glanville passive-aggressive thing going on between Kate Gosselin and Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend! And if that's not enough ridiculousness for you, this ridiculousness is all over Jon's new girlfriend allowing Jon and Kate's kids around their pitbull dog. ... Yeah, I know.
From Radar Online:
Jon Gosselin's girlfriend caused a wave of fury when she posted photos of he and Kate Gosselin's children nuzzling with a pit bull dog, RadarOnline.com ...
I'm just going to come right out and say what we're all thinking, all right? F-ck Kate Gosselin, and f-ck everything Kate Gosselin stands for. This woman (allegedly) beats her children with wooden spoons and then gladly pimps them out for fame. Oh, and now we're hearing that she abused her dogs as well:
Robert Hoffman, the journalist who became close to Kate’s ex, Jon Gosselin tells the new issue of Star magazine that he allegedly witnessed Kate’s appalling behavior to the German shepherds, Nala and Shoka, that the family kept as pets but eventually gave away.
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If you want to go ahead and believe a new book being written about Kate Gosselin, which pretty much eviscerates her for being a piss-poor parent (which we already knew, but apparently some random author thought it was high time to bring out those demons again and profit from them). The book is called 'Kate Gosselin: How She Fooled the World', and it's all about what a fake bitch Kate Gosselin is---oh, and what a bad parent she is, too. What it covers extensively, however, is the fact that she used...
I know many of you share my obsession with Jon & Kate Plus Eight, and I know many of you agree with me that the show has become nearly unwatchable lately as a result of Kate being increasingly awful to Jon. She treats him like a five-year-old, even though he is a very smart and competent man, and it's embarrassing to watch. It's such a tricky situation, because you know Jon loves those kids and would never want to be away from them, but I do not understand how he lives day in and day out with...
Poor, unfortunate soul Kate Gosselin. It seems that all the hair extensions, Botox and Lumineer-fitting in the world can't shield you from the cruel world outside, because the reality star turned whatever the hell she is now has been bullied relentlessly by the big bad Internet. Let's all give her a collective "awww!" and tell her it'll be okay.
From Bullyville:
I've been bullied. A lot. Sadly, I'm not unlike many people in today's society. When people think of 'bullies', they likely think ...