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Two Minutes of Jon Gosselin’s Freshly Canned Responses

Nancy Grace is so awesome!  She had a little chit last night with Mr. Douchon Gosselin (as he continues his media tour of discussing how he's going to focus on his kids and their welfare), in which she really just asked what all of America wants to know:  "Why is everything about you?"  Watch until the end.  The look on Jon's face is priceless....

Jon Gosselin: Kate Lies! Wendie Tobin: I Don’t Care!

Jon Gosselin For the newest helping of bullshit served straight from the Gosselin family, Jon is back from his trip to the restaurant every fame whore goes to when they want to eat mediocre salads and be seen The Ivy and talking to The Insider about his (can't happen too) soon-to-be-ex's allegations that he emptied their bank account last week. Bottom line?  He denies it.  He claims that he withdrew $22,000 last Thursday and has withdrawn $177,000 -- his "paycheck" -- over the past year which represents ...

Jon Gosselin Decides to be a Man. I’m Tired.

Jon Gosselin was on Larry King Live last night.  I'm sorry guys, I don't think we're ever going to be free of these fuckwits. Now that Jon has been fired from his show, he feels that the show is not good for his kids and he doesn't want them involved with any filming.  Of course it isn't good for his kids to be in front of a camera if Daddy Goss isn't getting paid for it! Jon explained to Larry that he looked in the mirror one day and didn't like what he saw.  Thankfully his girlfriend's fa...

Jon Gosselin Does Have a Mother, After All!

90928m2_gosselin_b-gr_01 Now that he's been kicked off his own television show -- the show which basically never made reference to his own parents -- Jon Gosselin needs a little comforting. He spent some quality time shopping in Manhattan with his mother. I have several comments: 1) His mother looks EXACTLY like Hannah, and a lot like Leah, too. Now I see where those girls got their features, because their faces looked nothing like Kate or Jon, IMO. It's kind of odd that it was never mentioned that Hannah is basically a miniat...

Oh Snap! Jon Gosselin Got Fired From His Own Show!

90928m2_gosselin_b-gr_08 Oh wow! This is amazing! This morning TLC announced that Jon Gosselin will no longer be a part of the show Jon and Kate Plus 8 and the show will now just be titled Kate Plus 8. The reasons are clear: Jon's been acting like a straight fool all summer: picking up smoking, a barely legal girlfriend, gallivanting in the Hamptons with Michael Lohan and calling the cops on Kate for daring to show up at their shared home when Jon hired a babysitter that he was allegedly sleeping with. "Given Jon’s r...

Jon Gosselin Continues His Tour of Teenage Behavior

58201118jongosselin831200995920am The video isn't embeddable, but you must click this link to watch Jon Gosselin do an exclusive interview with ABC Wednesday night. About Hailey Glassman, he says "I love her more than I did Kate." He says Hailey gives him the respect and encouragement "that a man needs," which was obviously absent in his relationship with Kate, and then he harps on about how you can't choose who you love. I don't necessarily disagree with the statements he's making, but, in the way he delivers those statemen...

Jon Gosselin Says Kate Abused Him

We already discussed that Whitney was on GMA today, but one of our old EB faves was also on the show. Jon Gosselin took to the hot seat to answer some questions about his divorce from Kate and with his usual mouth full of marbles, he told Chris Cuomo that despite all of his hard work, Kate's busy book tour schedule and her "abuse" is what drove the two apart. He makes his ex out to be a control freak bitch who left him at home to watch after their children. Ah, such a victim. Let's get som...

This Is What Happens When I Get Sick of Michael Jackson, Jon Gosselin and Chris Brown

Soleil Moon Frye wanted to do something special for her massive-sized online audience in celebration for hitting a million Twitter followers.  What you are about to witness is what she determined was the best gift she could possibly give.  Clearly, she could use an Oprah-sized lesson on extravagant gift-giving.  I want a car, and after watching that video I kinda feel like I deserve one.  With heated seats. The surgery-free Demi Moore, best friend to Soleil and an obsessive Twitterer,...

Jon Gosselin Has Found The Pothead Skank Of His Dreams

FP_IMAGE_3295556/FP_SET_3294671 Oh, yay for Jon Gosselin! He's in love! Or that's what he's telling People Magazine, anyway. What we all thought was a fling with an easy lay turns out to be much more. According to Jon, not only are he and Hailey Glassman "boyfriend and girlfriend", but he's now in love with her. He said "I love Hailey. I'll always love Kate. I went through a whole bunch of pictures today, and it's sad to see something that was good turn bad but we moved in two different directions. We know that." And whi...

Jon Gosselin’s Other Kate Trash Talks Him To E!

90726w1_gosselin_b-gr_13 Tough day for ol' Jonny Goss. First his ex-wife dogs him on the Today show and now Kate Major, the blond Star reporter he briefly dated after returning home from France with girlfriend Hailey Glassman, hit up E! News today to tell all. The interview that follows does nothing but reinforce how pathetic this whole situation is. "We had plans to travel together, to live together and to be together," Major says of her whirlwind romance with the reality dad. "He made his decision in the Hamptons. He wanted to be with me." Just last weeek, Gosse...

Ahhhhhh HA HA HA HA You’re So Funny Jon Gosselin!

Jon Gosselin Look you guys! Jon Gosselin is FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE by TAKING PHOTOS OF THE PAPARAZZI. Oh my God they HATE it when you do that. It gets them SO RILED UP. I mean, the resultant photos are FUCKING GOLD to them, which is SO ANNOYING. Oh, Jon. You are such a witty man. I want to know more about the friend towering over Jon, making him look like the long-lost Little Rascal. I have such a weird thing for guys with shaved heads -- especially when they've obviously shaved their heads because ...

Jon Gosselin: She Started It!

picture-12 Jon Gosselin talked to In Touch magazine to set the record straight on how his marriage ended.  I thought they were taking a 45-day break from talking about each other to the media?  Oh, he's such a man of his word. I tried to parse the most important parts of the interview from this week's edition, but it's all truly so good.  He wanted to work on his relationship with Kate (the original Kate) and she wanted no part of it.  That's when he decided to start dating multiple women.  You k...
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