Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jon Gosselin: Making Out with Chicks Left and Right

90726w1_gosselin_b-gr_11 I'm hearing this exclusively from one of my favoritest and most reliable New York party-scene sources: Jon was totally at a house party in the Hamptons this weekend making out with girls and in the middle of casual conversations was mentioning Kate cheating on him... And Ed Hardy...mentioning that in casual convos. Oh yes and the whole time he traveled with a bodyguard and a driver... Classy eh? Guess he is out there because of a developer friend... Not just Mr Lohan :) Wow, Jon Gosselin just gets aweso...

Jon Gosselin Overlooks The Obvious

Jon Gosselin, Kate Major Jon Gosselin has some tough lessons ahead and it appears that he's going to learn them the hard way.  Beet reported last night that he had a new date, Kate Major -- I call her "Kate Major-Ly Insane" -- who happens to be a writer for Star magazine.  Today, that situation is spiraling out of control. Jon maintains that he only had dinner with Kate (not his wife Kate, obvs) and she, in return, is claiming to be in love with Jon.  She said of their less-than-seven day involvement,  "I didn't mean it to happen, it just did.  I went to do a story on Jon and ended up falling for him."  Did I mention that ...

Jon Gosselin Is A Catch

Jon Gosselin Hailey Glassman has granted an interview to People, in which she shares how thrilled her family is that their 22-year-old daughter has hooked up with a decade-older father of eight.  "They love him.  They think of him as part of the family. They think things happen for a reason.  The most important thing is if someone fits in with my family ... This is perfect. It just fits." Glassman also raved about Jon's cooking.  "He's a great cook. He cooks roasted veggies with special seasoning and s...

Jon Gosselin, Whorin it Up

Jon Gosselin Goes on Dinner Date with Mystery Blonde Who Appears to be Having a Stroke Jon and an unknown blonde went out for dinner and a stroll last night in NYC, jut hours after Jon met up with Kate and the kids for a TLC photo shoot. I'm not usually of the opinion that a man and a woman  are crossing streams just because they've gone out to dinner together--I am neither The Huffington Post, nor the Ayatollah. However, this is Midlife Crisis Gosselin we're talking about here, and the blonde's body language speaks volumes-- approximately 750mL of liquid volume, the size ...

More Fun with Jon Gosselin’s New Girlfriend!

hailey_drunk It's a super-slow news day, but luckily for us, Hailey Glassman is here to redeem it. InTouch has a bunch more fun photos of Hailey getting stoned and drunk and sloppy. And The Superficial has a fantastic quote from one of her old college pals (wait, is she even done with college yet?): We lived in Bordner 200 in McNutt during freshmen year at IU. Over winter break the first year she lost 20 pounds.When girls on the floor asked for her secret she said two word..."coke diet!" I also talk...

Jon Gosselin: Naked Finger

Jon Gosselin See what happens when a major superstar (or two!) dies?  The media is completely flooded with Michael Jackson "Could It Have Been Drugs?" stories, that little else gets reported.  This is what I've been reduced to -- stalking the Gosselin's mail. So, the big story today is that Jon Gosselin got a package from Olive Kids (cuter, personalized things as seen before on J&K+8) delivered via UPS and he -- gasp! -- wasn't wearing his wedding band.  I guess this means it's officially over.  The al...

Jon Gosselin’s Apartment Hunting Trumps Impending Divorce Announcement

90615w9_gosselin_b-gr_01evilbeetgossip As Beet told you yesterday, the Gosselins have an important announcement to make.  It's a forgone conclusion that they're announcing their divorce despite the fact that Jon still wears his wedding band while sparking up his mysterious looking cigarettes.  God, they are really keeping this sham going right until the bitter end.  Oh, and I'm warning everyone right now, if their "important announcement" is that they've decided to separate, you can't even prepare yourself for the fit I'm going to pit...

Pics of Jon Gosselin Smoking … Weed?

Jon Gosselin Well, that's sure not how I ever smoked a cigarette. I have seen people smoke pot that way. Just saying. We told you earlier in the day that Jon was spotted in Manhattan smoking a cigarette, but I'm getting the distinct feeling that's not the only thing he smokes. Check out these pics of Jon Gosselin puffing away at something outside the family's house in Reading, Pa. He also greets a woman with a hug outside their home. [gallery] Images via INF...

TLC Helps Jon Gosselin Apartment Shop

57110330jongosselin529200985903am-1 June 8th's print edition -- those still exist? -- of In Touch magazine tells the story of the Jon & Kate Plus 8producers helping Jon Gosselin find an apartment close to the $1.2M manse that is camera-friendly.  Personally, I'd like to know what apartment exists anywhere that is eight-kids-friendly.  Currently, Jon has been staying in Huntington, PA near his parents which is about three hours away from his wife and kids.  The Gosselins are reportedly worth $10M.  Jon can't afford a s...

Jon Gosselin’s Friend Has A Sex Tape

When I originally started typing the headline for this story, I typed "Sex Tap" by mistake.  Really, it would have been totally appropriate. Deanna Hummel, the twenty-three year-old school teacher who was photographed driving Jon Gosselin's car, has a sex tape.  This is so not surprising but it is disappointing that Jon Gosselin doesn't make an appearance in it.  I like to think TLC, you know-the Two Lying Cheaters channel, would be interested in getting the rights to that.   I am just so uncool about these things having never had a love-cam in my own bedroom. But this isn't about me.  It's about some scumbag ex-boyfriend of Deanna's that bought her name as the domain to post four extremely NSFW still shots from their homemade video.   He's taking offers.  He'll start out at some ridiculously huge and inflated asking price like a million bucks and eventually unload it for six thousand.  Mr. Flabby Abs alludes to a history of Deanna screwing married dudes.  However, don't we have to take everything this dude says with a grain of salt?
Hello world! This is a site owned by one of Deanna Hummel's ex-boyfriends.

When I read the news about her alleged affair with Jon Gosselin from the show Jon & Kate Plus 8, I have to say I wasn't surprised.

The Deanna I knew wasn't above cheating, even with married men, hence our eventual breakup. During our time together we made a secret amateur sex tape. It wasn't a hidden cam or anything, she was totally aware of the fact that I was taping. This has never been available to the public before. And it still isn't...yet! But I am shopping this tape and am currently in negotiations with sites like porn.com about selling it.
Can we take bids on how long it will take before Deanna Hummel gets fired from her teaching job for being too distracting of an influence? />When I originally started typing the headline for this story, I typed "Sex Tap" by mistake.  Really, it would have been totally appropriate. Deanna Hummel, the twenty-three year-old school teacher who was photographed driving Jon Gosselin's car, has a sex tape.  This is so not surprising but it is disappointing that Jon Gosselin doesn't make an appearance in it.  I like to think TLC, you know-the Two Lying Cheaters channel, would be interested in getting the rights to that.   I am just so u...

Jon Gosselin Still Denies Cheating; Kate Allows Him To Live

57110330katejongosselin552009122637pm1 In lieu of his favored email denials, Jon Gosselin has granted an interview to Entertainment Weekly to address the recent and now confirmed rumors that he is a cheater.  And in a move that certainly struck terror in my heart, his wife Kate also spoke. EW: What did you think of the story and photo? Jon: It's really upsetting. I may be guilty of choosing the wrong time and place to hang out with my friends, but I am not guilty of cheating on my wife. It hurts me to see what it's done to my family, and it's scary to know that these tabloids are in town constantly following us and even paying locals ...

Jon Gosselin’s Friend Called “Babe” Speaks Out

57110330katejongosselin552009122637pm Deanna Hummer Hummel, the twenty-three year-old that was seen out with Jon & Kate Plus 8's Jon Gosselin, spoke with People about that night and the misunderstandings regarding their friendship. "We're just friends," Deanna Hummel, 23, tells PEOPLE exclusively. "It's absurd that anyone would think otherwise." According to Hummel, she met Gosselin through a mutual pal a couple of months ago. Since then, the two have been hanging out – as part of a group of friends, not as couple. The social out...