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Sandra Bullock is Spending Christmas With Her Ex-Husband

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are 100% dunzo, but Sandy is keeping her promise to stay involved in the lives of his children, whom she was very close to during their marriage. According to an interview with Jesse's ex, Janine Lindemulder, Sandra is planning on spending her her Christmas with her ex and the kids: Sandra Bullock is planning to spend the Christmas holidays in Austin, Texas with [Jesse James]. And it’s all for the benefit of her adopted son, Louis, and Jesse’s three children, Chandler, 14, Jesse Jr., 12, and...

In Other News …

Hugh Grant (yes! Remember him?!) makes out with a mystery woman. [Celebslam] Katie Price iPods? Fucking shoot me now. [popbytes] The Switch is probably as bad as you've imagined. [Pajiba] Chelsea Handler's such a coog. [Celebitchy] Why yes, Miranda Kerr is pregnant, you sly goat, you. [Amy Grindhouse] Does Richard Simmons not age? [CityRag] I can never get enough photos of Drew Barrymore being wasted in public. It takes me back to a time when things were much simpler. [Pop on the Pop] Jennifer Aniston really is a kind of a wishy-washy jackass. [Zelda Lily] Rihanna and Mariah Carey on a duo? No. Thank you, but no. [OMGBlog] You know you wanna hear Kat Von D talk about Jesse James on the radio. Stop kidding yourself. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Hugh Grant (yes! Remember him?!) makes out with a mystery woman. [Celebslam] Katie Price iPods? Fucking shoot me now. [popbytes] The Switch is probably as bad as you've imagined. [Pajiba] Chelsea Handler's such a coog. [Celebitchy] Why yes, Miranda Kerr is pregnant, you sly goat, you. [Amy Grindhouse] Does Richard Simmons not age? [CityRag] I can never get enough photos of Drew Barrymore being wasted in public. It takes me back to a time when things were much simpler. [Po...

Well, That Was Quick

Sandy and Jesse's Divorce is Official Just as quickly as their marriage fell apart in front of our eyes, Jesse James and Sandra Bullock are officially divorced. That seems ridiculously quick. Normally divorces seem to drag on for years, but it's only been a few months since Sandy announced that she would be leaving Jesse as a result of his infidelity. The divorce paperwork cited "has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities," as the reason for the demise of their marriage. I feel like that's putting Jesse's be...

Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson Pulled a Madonna-Britney Last Night

So, did you watch last night's MTV Movie Awards? I flipped back and forth between that and staring at the wall, because the wall was often more entertaining than the show itself (we just had our house perimeter re-mulched and there's been an ant party in my house for the past few days, and I'll tell you: it's just been awesome), but I did catch the kiss between Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson. And though it was a bit contrived, I thought the gesture was cute. It was probably the best, cleanest action that Bullock's gotten in a few months. Sorry, did I say that? ... Yeah, I did. But it's true. I'm really glad for Sandra; not only did she receive the "Generation Award" award from the, uh, prestigious MTV Movie Awards committee, she's coming back out of the woodwork to reclaim her rightful place in the spotlight and trying to put this whole miserable situation behind her. She's totally a class act -- even if she did smooch on my number 2 girl crush, I can forgive her -- and I'm happy to see that nothing's going to knock this super lady down. I also hope, with equal fervor, that Jesse James was watching from his garage, eating cheap Rite-Aid brand chocolates and weeping into the coverall-clad shoulders of his many friends employees. That one was just for you, baby. The kiss is found at the 4:29 mark. Just about, anyway. /> So, did you watch last night's MTV Movie Awards? I flipped back and forth between that and staring at the wall, because the wall was often more entertaining than the show itself (we just had our house perimeter re-mulched and there's been an ant party in my house for the past few days, and I'll tell you: it's just been awesome), but I did catch the kiss between Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson. And though it was a bit contrived, I thought the gesture was cute. It was probably the bes...

David Boreanaz is Shaping Up To Be a Regular Tiger Woods

David Boreanaz Cheated on Wife With a Porn Star Jeez Louise. You see that prize? This is Gina Rodriguez aka Demi Delia aka the third woman to step out and say she was getting it on with Bones star David Boreanaz. I'm starting to love this, by the way. I'm starting to really enjoy watching these cheating scandals unfold because it's essentially a clown car of retarded, pretty girls with all of these guys at this point. And it's a domino-effect of dumbness, too. It's as if Michelle "Bombshell" McGee would have never thought to rat out Jesse James f...

Sandra Bullock Must Be Thanking God That No One Listens To That Whore Her Husband Used To Be Married To

Sandra Bullock recently shocked the world by announcing that she had secretly adopted a baby boy from New Orleans, but if anyone listened to Jesse James' ex-wife Janine Lindemulder, it wouldn't have been much of a secret. According to a statement that Janine made to Life & Style shortly after Sandy and Jesse adopted their baby boy in December of 2009, Jesse's daughter Sunny accidentally told her mom about her father and step-mom's new bundle of joy... and then Janine repeated whatever...

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is Just as Stupid and Gross as You’d Think She’d Be

Jesse James #1 skank did an interview with Howard Stern yesterday and confirmed what everyone thought to begin with: James was not hooking up with this woman for her shining personality and witty intellect. And clearly, not for her stellar physique, either, so I don't know what the fuck to think. I'm just positively baffled. Anyway, McGee sat for the lurid talk radio host yesterday and answered all of the questions about sex with the Vanilla Gorilla that you were just dying to know: On Sandra Bullock: “I feel bad for her, I do… [...

I Guess Apologizing to Sandra Bullock For Screwing Her Husband is the New Black.

Sources at TMZ have exclusively received a pretty juicy piece of information regarding the doings during the Jesse James affairs and they've got a letter from a douchey mistress to prove it. Jesse James' second mistress, Melissa Smith, allegedly wrote a letter to Sandra apologizing for her part in the James affairs and Smith, not so unlike Bombshell McGee, offered to speak with Bullock to put her mind at ease. Smith recently reached out to the star and stated that she was "deeply sorry" for everything that she'd been through these past weeks.  She also claimed that the affairs went against the very core of her "beliefs" and furthe...

Brooke Mueller Moves Out On Account Of The Whores

OK, so Charlie Sheen went to rehab "as a preventative measure", wound up cheating on his also-rehabbing wife Brooke Mueller whom he held at knife-point around Christmastime with an "escort", and now his wife is moving out and Charlie's moving back in... with the whore. Oh my God, have we ever, ever had a better story than that? Tiger Woods and Jesse James are depressing, but this is just delicious. Drugs and whores! I love it! As of right now, Charlie and Brooke are shuttling back and forth to their joint...

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Wants to Have Girl-Talk Over Tea and Crumpets With Sandra Bullock

I'd love to see how this one would go down. McGee sat down for an interview with Life & Style magazine recently and opened up (kind of) about the Jesse James affairs. Bombshell stated that she'd like to meet with James' estranged wife, Bullock, to "set the record straight": "I would like to sit down with Sandra and speak one-on-one. I'd let her ask me questions, and I would be honest and open with her about the affair. If that would help her heal, I would do it." And Bombshell isn't the only one inadvertently poki...

Celebrity Mistresses Okayed For New Reality Show Called Celebrity Cheaters

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee and Jamie Jungers are the mistresses of Jesse James and Tiger Woods. Respectively. The dynamic duo (McGee and Jungers, that is; not James and Woods, although that would be some fucking funny shit) has received an offer to star in Celebrity Cheaters, which was created by Bobby Goldstein. Goldstein was also behind the creation of the original Cheaters. The show, obviously, is designed to set up celebrity cheaters and catch them in their throw-all-caution-to-the-wind womanizing ways. I think this is brilliant. I think there's actually a huge market for this, esp...