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Morning Wood

photo of hot selena gomez nudes pictures photos pics I CANNOT UNSEE THIS. Click at your own risk. [The Superficial] Annette Bening and Kristen Wiig? [Lainey Gossip] Hot, leather-clad celebrities. [Bossip] A history of Kim Kardashian's ex-boyfriends. [Starpulse] What new-ish celebrity couple is house-shopping together? [Cele|bitchy] Does Anne Hathaway have some sort of weird eating disorder? [Huff Po] Apparently there's a commemorative 9/11 handbag. WTF. [The Frisky] Al-Qaeda targets David Letterman (no, seriously). [Bossip] Tyra Banks has a full-on mustache. [Yeeeah] Is Sex and the City coming back on air? [theBERRY] ...

Morning Wood

photo of kat von d pictures photos pics Kat Von D thinks she's as special as Paris Hilton. [The Superficial] The dude that was kicked out of Comic Con for masturbating over Slave Leias. [Lainey Gossip] This idiot thought it'd be cool to try and break a four-month-old baby's arm off and eat it in front of a group of people. [Bossip] Macaroni and cheese candle? [theBerry] The Ides of March trailer. [Celebuzz] Nicolette Sheridan picks her pubes in Beverly Hills. [Starpulse] Kellan Lutz designs clothes, grinds up on a ...

2011 MTV Movie Awards: The LIVEBLOG

photo of jason sudeikis at the 2011 mtv movie awards pictures 10:56 PM ET: Taylor Lautner looks all surprised that this movie won. Seriously. What fucking planet does he live on? When EVER there is a Twilight movie in production or development, said Twilight movie WILL ALWAYS WIN. END OF STORY. And also, end of the show. Stay tuned - we'll be running a shit-ton of photos from tonight's show if you happened to miss it. 10:54 PM ET: Um, Gary Busey? Presenting the award for Best Movie? Nominees: Inception, Twilight: Eclipse, Black Swan, Harry Potte...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

picture of hot lindsay lohan ankle bracelet bikini underwear photos Apparently THIS is what sweat in latex smells like. [The Superficial] Wait, Tila Tequila has a MUSIC video now? [Popbytes] What A-list celebrity has lesbian rumors going around? [Cele|Bitchy] And this is where Charlie Sheen admits that he's losing his mind. [Amy Grindhouse] Guess what celebrity thinks he's too cool to play into celebrity. [Lainey Gossip] Justin Bieber causes a riot in Liverpool, gets trapped in his hotel room. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry] Oh so I guess this u...

Caption This: The Ever Classy Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Licks Sandra Bullock

A photo of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Are you taking notes, guys? This is the picture of elegance and grace.  The face tattoos, the hot new "I'm about to have surgery on my eye" look, the licking of the photo of the woman whose husband you slept with.  Bombshell's got the hot tip, everybody, so get ready, because 2011 is definitely going to be the year of trashy. Photo via TMZ...

Sandra Bullock Files For Divorce, Adopts Baby Boy

Well, I totally saw her divorce coming, but the newborn baby adoption has definitely got me kind of thrown, for real. According to an exclusive interview with People, Sandra claims that she adopted her new baby boy, Louis, a New Orleans native, about three months ago. The process was started over four years ago and Bullock was finally able to bring him home this past January. Sandra states that the child was named after the other Louis that happened to be a New Orleans native -- Louis Armstrong. This is the first interview Bullock has sat for since news broke about her husband's wa...

Heidi Montag is More Desirable Than Lindsay Lohan

Although it occasionally seems as though things might be improving for Lindsay Lohan, all you have to do is ask around Hollywood and you'll still find out that she's very much persona non grata. Rob Shuter from PopEater experienced this first hand while gossiping with a casting director this week. According to Rob, the CD said the following about LL: "Lindsay hasn't worked for a long time, and I don't see that changing anytime soon. It's very hard to get her insurance and no studio or director is going to hire her without it. ...

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George Clooney has a girlfriend, and she was on Fear Factor. [Cele|bitchy]

Brad Pitt does the cover of V magazine. [popbytes]

More pics of Paris Hilton partying on Emmy night. [Drunken Stepfather]

Sienna Miller gets naked on the set of her new movie. [Yeeeah!]

Rosie O'Donnell explains (kinda) why she's not doing Oprah. [SOW]

Only Kanye West can manage to complain about the fact that Pam Anderson publicly stated she loved making out with him. [Celebrity Smack]

Is Perez Hilton's new VH1 show really "the death of television"? [Pajiba]

Promo pics for Alicia Keys' new album. [POTP]

More Christina Aguilera pregnant pics. [Derek Hail]

/>George Clooney has a girlfriend, and she was on Fear Factor. [Cele|bitchy] Brad Pitt does the cover of V magazine. [popbytes] More pics of Paris Hilton partying on Emmy night. [Drunken Stepfather] Sienna Miller gets naked on the set of her new movie. [Yeeeah!] Rosie O'Donnell explains (kinda) why she's not doing Oprah. [SOW] Only Kanye West can manage to complain about the fact that Pam Anderson publicly stated she loved making out with him. [Celebrity Smack] Is Perez Hilton's new VH1 show really "the death of television"? [Pajiba] Promo...

Late-Night Links

Shanna Moakler continues her image rehabilitation tour by dating Jenna Jameson's soon-to-be ex-husband, porn producer (and sometime star) Jay Grdina. It's neat how both Shanna and her ex-husband, Travis Barker, have managed to find new love in porn stars. [Celebslam]

Check out the video for J-Lo's new song, "Que Hiciste." [popbytes]

Smashing Pumpkins rocker Billy Corgan is hooking up with Certifiably Insane Recovering Heroin Addict Courtney Love. [Agent Bedhead]

Paris Hilton runs out of gas in Beverly Hills, hangs out and flips through a scrapbook while the paparazzi run to get her gas. Rough life. [NYP]

Former SNL star Chris Kattan gets engaged to some hot chick he would totally never have landed had he not found some measure of fame playing Mango and Mr. Peepers. [Pop on the Pop]

Awww...this is really cute! Total hotties Jennifer Morrison and Jesse Spencer, who both play doctors on House M.D., are engaged. Congratulations! [Cele|bitchy]

/>Shanna Moakler continues her image rehabilitation tour by dating Jenna Jameson's soon-to-be ex-husband, porn producer (and sometime star) Jay Grdina. It's neat how both Shanna and her ex-husband, Travis Barker, have managed to find new love in porn stars. [Celebslam]Check out the video for J-Lo's new song, "Que Hiciste." [popbytes]Smashing Pumpkins rocker Billy Corgan is hooking up with Certifiably Insane Recovering Heroin Addict Courtney Love. [Agent Bedhead]Paris Hilton runs out of gas in Beverly Hills, hangs out an...