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In real life, Lindsay Lohan did not rescue 40 child workers.  It must have been a drug-induced hallucination or whatever, but as it stands, she might be banned from India.  You go, girl.  [Celebslam] Whitney Houston looks much better ... when she's airbrushed.  [popbytes] Rachel McAdams to star in The Orphanage reboot?  [Pajiba] Tom Cruise wants a son to pass along his poisoned gene pool.   [Celebitchy] Reese Witherspoon hooking up with a guy and without checking out a Wiki, I don't even know who he is. [Amy Grindhouse] Coco loves "boobies", likes taking home other women to please Ice-T. [cityrag] Jesse James' newest garden tool is bummed that she only received $30k for her side of the story.  [Pop on the Pop] Joslyn James is still ridick, still trying to gain another iota of fame.  [Zelda Lily] />In real life, Lindsay Lohan did not rescue 40 child workers.  It must have been a drug-induced hallucination or whatever, but as it stands, she might be banned from India.  You go, girl.  [Celebslam] Whitney Houston looks much better ... when she's airbrushed.  [popbytes] Rachel McAdams to star in The Orphanage reboot?  [Pajiba] Tom Cruise wants a son to pass along his poisoned gene pool.   [Celebitchy] Reese Witherspoon hooking up with a guy and without checking out a Wiki, I d...

So It Looks Like Sandra Bullock’s Husband Has Been Cheating on Her

Do the tabloid covers speak the truth? Sure sounds like it. After InTouch magazine hit stands yesterday morning screaming that Sandra Bullock's husband, Jesse James, had an 11-month affair with a a tattoo model, Sandra backed out of the UK premiere of The Blind Side. Warner Bros issued this statement: "Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support The Blind Side has been deemed impossible at this time. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continu...

Is Sandra Bullock The Most Down To Earth Person Of All Time?

Ever since Sandra Bullock won her Oscar, I have been having a whole love affair with her. Whether you think she deserved her win or not, you can't deny that she's refreshingly normal and down to earth seeming. Yes, she's a big movie star and super glamorous at times, but she's still schlepping her husband's three kids around in her car in her workout clothes. Just like us, you guys. Just like us. (And check out Jesse James' older two kids-- it's hilarious how much they look like their father.) ...

The Vanity Fair Oscars Party: Part I

In this edition: Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron (still together! Can you believe that shit???), a newly single Abbie Cornish, Katy Perry and Russell Brand, Jeff Bridges and wife Susan, Sandra Bullock and Jesse James, Cameron Diaz, Matthew Morrison, Taylor Lautner, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, the Jonas Brothers, Victoria Beckham, Hilary Swank, Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer, Amy Adams, Kate Bosworth, Natalie Portman, Patricia Clarkson, Heidi Klum and Bar Rafaeli. And we are only a fracti...

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Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish are dunzo, for the three of you that know who they are ... Or care.  [Celebslam] Jennifer Love Hewitt is still really annoying ... and now she's trying to emulate Lady Gaga.  Or Madonna.  I'm not sure but either way, it's a really poorly executed attempt at "look at my display of unwavering irrelevance." [Popbytes] Natalie Portman to star in female "stoner" flick.  [Pajiba] Elin Woods still not wearing her wedding jewelry, yet playing tennis and vacationing with Tiger regardless.  [Celebitchy] Rihanna gives up on trying to looking good.  [Amy Grindhouse] Sandra Bullock and Jesse James' dog Cinnabun has returned!  [Cityrag] Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi to make appearance at James Madison University this March ... for some reason or another.  [Pop on the Pop] Betty White to co-host Saturday Night Live?  Yes, please.  [Zelda Lily] />Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish are dunzo, for the three of you that know who they are ... Or care.  [Celebslam] Jennifer Love Hewitt is still really annoying ... and now she's trying to emulate Lady Gaga.  Or Madonna.  I'm not sure but either way, it's a really poorly executed attempt at "look at my display of unwavering irrelevance." [Popbytes] Natalie Portman to star in female "stoner" flick.  [Pajiba] Elin Woods still not wearing her wedding jewelry, yet playing tennis and vacatio...

Sandra Bullock’s Dog Was Beaten While It Was Missing

Not too long ago the pitbull terrier belonging to Sandra Bullock and her husband Jesse James went missing. Luckily, Cinnabun (which is the most adorable name for a pitbulll, ever) was returned 3 weeks later after the couple put out several public pleas and enlisted the services of a pet detective. They still don't know what happened to the dog when she went missing, but disturbingly, the dog lost over 23 pounds during the 25 days she was missing, and "sustained severe injuries." James was on Ryan S...

Sandy’s Playing Mom Full-Time to Her Hubby’s Kid

There was a hearing today in the unfortunately drawn-out custody battle between Jesse James and his ex-wife, porn star Janine Lindemulder. Jesse and his wife Sandra Bullock will have full-custody Jesse's daughter Sunny, and Janine, who is currently married to a man she met in a post-prison halfway house, will be able to speak to Sunny on the phone. This is probably not an arrangement that either party is entirely happy with, but it does seem to be the most healthy option for Sunny. Jesse seemed...

Help Find CinnaBun/Look How Cute These Two Are

Sandra Bullock headed in to the Los Angeles rain (yes, it was raining again yesterday) to pick up some flowers with her step-daughter Sunny (Aw. Sunflowers for Sunny.) Although the two of them seemed to be making the best of the crappy weather, husbo/dad Jesse James was dealing with a drama much worse than the weather-- his pitbull, CinnaBun, is missing. Jesse suspects that she's somewhere in Long Beach (where his shop is located), and is asking everyone in the area to keep their eyes open. Let'...

Sandra Bullock is Taking On a Porn Star in Court Over This Little Girl

Sandra Bullock Battles Porn Star in Court Sandra Bullock is not commonly associated with porn stars, but America's Sweetheart is taking on one in court over a child custody battle! Sandy's husband, Jesse James, was married to 40 year old porn star Janine Lindenmulder and had a baby with her. The baby is now a little girl, Janine just finished up a prison stint for tax evasion and is spending time in a half way house, and Jesse is married to Sandra Bullock. It's important to note that Janine's ability to mother her daughter is not ...

Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper Get Cozy

58180050sandra_bullock_bradley_cooper827200923645am OK OK, it's not really like that. The twosome hit the red carpet -- along with co-star Thomas Hayden Church -- to promote their new movie, All About Steve. I know Sandra is "happily" married to Jesse James, and Bradley -- uh -- may or may not be having semi-regular sex with Jennifer Aniston, but these two sure do look a little too cozy to me. Like, if I were Jesse James and I saw these pics, I'd be all like, "I hate these pics." Actually Jesse James wouldn't say "these pics." He'd probably say "...

Sandra Bullock to Become a Full-Time Mommy!

sandra_jesse Nope, she's not preggers -- but Sandra Bullock will now be a full-time mom to the daughter of her husband, Jesse James. That's because the mom of the little girl -- a 5-year-old named Sunny -- is a porn star who is heading to federal prison. That's hot! On March 10, Sunny’s mother, former adult film star Janine Lindemulder, 40, will head for federal prison to serve a six-month sentence for income tax evasion. While Janine is behind bars, an Orange County, Calif., court awarded temporary...

Cast of “Celebrity” Apprentice Announced

Donald Trump at International Hotel and Tower in Las Vegas, Pictures, Photos Sigh. I am SO OVER Donald Trump and this stupid show of his. If it weren't the slowest news day in recent history (YES I KNOW THERE'S A WAR IN GAZA BUT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CELEBRITIES) I wouldn't even report on this. With NBC now issuing its cue Thursday to go public, the major media can take pride at having kept the lid on names like country music's Clint Black, TV personality Khloe Kardashian and former "Baywatch" babe Brande Roderick. Others risking the wrath of Donald Trump in the boardroom will i...