Today's Evil Beet Gossip

In Other News …

In real life, Lindsay Lohan did not rescue 40 child workers.  It must have been a drug-induced hallucination or whatever, but as it stands, she might be banned from India.  You go, girl.  [Celebslam]

Whitney Houston looks much better … when she’s airbrushed.  [popbytes]

Rachel McAdams to star in The Orphanage reboot?  [Pajiba]

Tom Cruise wants a son to pass along his poisoned gene pool.   [Celebitchy]

Reese Witherspoon hooking up with a guy and without checking out a Wiki, I don’t even know who he is. [Amy Grindhouse]

Coco loves “boobies”, likes taking home other women to please Ice-T. [cityrag]

Jesse James’ newest garden tool is bummed that she only received $30k for her side of the story.  [Pop on the Pop]

Joslyn James is still ridick, still trying to gain another iota of fame.  [Zelda Lily]