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There’s A New Marilyn Monroe Movie And Nobody Told Lindsay Lohan

A photo of Marilyn Monroe Poor Lindsay. Last year, Michelle Williams totally stole the role she was born for in My Week with Marilyn, and now there's another Marilyn movie, Blonde, in the works, but did Lindsay get the part? No, no, Naomi Watts had to steal that away from her too. The injustice of it all. But really, this new Marilyn movie sounds really good: As to the scope of “Blonde,” don’t expect a “Lincoln”-like sliver of the troubled star’s life. "It's about her whole life,” Andrew Dominik ...

Quotables: Jennie Garth Wants a Bad Boy

photo of jennie garth pictures "I only like guys that are not nice. ... It's not like I want somebody to treat me badly. I want somebody who looks like they could treat me badly, but then really treats me really good. [I want a man who's] tall, a bad boy, tattooed and financially secure...and has to like sex!" Isn't that kind of like what Sandra Bullock said about Jesse James all those years ago? Because I think it is. Also, Peter Facinelli allegedly cheated on Jennie Garth. How much "badder" does she want---does she w...

Love It or Leave It: Jason Segel is All Wrong

photo of jason segel gross pictures photos Our boy Jason was photographed today in New York City, where he was visiting for a spot on the Today show, and presumably to see girlfriend Michelle Williams, since I'm pretty sure she's still living there, at least part-time. He also filmed an interview last night with David Letterman, which means he's actually hoofing his way around the city in which Michelle actually resides. And this is what he looked like. You know, in public, on his way to the Today show. The part that made it even worse? H...

Shia LaBeouf! No!

photo of shia labeouf pictures hair pics 2012 photo This post was originally going to be a 'Love It or Leave It' post, because normally when there's something that I absolutely hate, I want to mock it as best as I know how. I saw these photos of boyfriend here, and I immediately went three levels past 'hate' and settled comfortably into things like malevolence, mordaciousness, shock, truculence, and virulence, just to name a few. A select few. I could go on, but there IS a post word-count that I try to maintain here, guys. Anyway. The grease-monkey hair reminds me of J...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot britney spears nudes pics Jennifer Love Hewitt in a blanket. [The Superficial] Scarlett Johansson says that marrying Ryan Reynolds was the best thing she ever did. I guess she's going to die now or something. [Bitten and Bound] Angelina Jolie steals things, but you already knew that. [Starpulse] More details about the chick that Robert Pattinson may be boning behind Kristen Stewart's back. [The Superficial] Rihanna is on the weed. [Bossip] Jesse James is DEFINITELY still a pig. [Socialite Life] Kirste...

Morning Wood

photo of bradley cooper hot gym pictures sexiest man alive photo Khloe Kardashian eats sunglasses. [The Superficial] Woman says Herman Cain was a lousy lay. [The Frisky] And Kim Kardashian's trying to bribe her sisters into liking her. [TMZ] American Country Awards: the fashion. [Starpulse] But why is Angelina Jolie schmoozing Brad Pitt's mom? [Lainey Gossip] Rosie O'Donnell's engaged (again)! [LA Times] Even Bradley Cooper thinks Ryan Gosling should have been "Sexiest Man Alive." [Socialite Life] What the f*ck did Nicki Minaj do to her face? [Yeeeah] Jesse James calls Sandra Bullock "some actress." [Amy Grindhouse] Porn...

Afternoon Delight

Snooki turns 24, has more tattoos. [Starpulse] A weekend in Kate. [Lainey Gossip] More details about the women Jesse James cheated on Kat Von D with. [The Superficial] Kim Kardashian's kareer is over - now she's being sued. [TMZ] Lady Gaga does decapitation now. [Socialite Life] Very retro photos of Mila Kunis. [theBERRY] Stuff yourself (sexily, of course) for Thanksgiving. [The Frisky] Justin Theroux is picking out Jennifer Aniston's lingerie now. [Cele|bitchy] The Walking Dead recap. [Socialite Life] Bring It On: the musical? [Popbytes] Batman legend thinks you're a scumbag if you're protesting on Wall Street. [Huff Po] Kendall Jenner's ridiculous birthday present from Mommy. [Bitten and Bound] Why Emma Stone is ridiculously amazing. [Lainey Gossip] A trailer not to miss: The Iron Lady. [OMGBlog] Guess the celebrity ass. [The Superficial] Pippa Middleton's social life is over. [Us Magazine] Remember Rammestein? LOL [ONTD] /> Snooki turns 24, has more tattoos. [Starpulse] A weekend in Kate. [Lainey Gossip] More details about the women Jesse James cheated on Kat Von D with. [The Superficial] Kim Kardashian's kareer is over - now she's being sued. [TMZ] Lady Gaga does decapitation now. [Socialite Life] Very retro photos of Mila Kunis. [theBERRY] Stuff yourself (sexily, of course) for Thanksgiving. [The Frisky] Justin Theroux is picking out Jennifer Aniston's lingerie now. [Cele|bitchy] The Walking Dead recap...

Morning Wood

photo of katy perry sticking her tongue out pics Sasha Grey will never stop touching your kids. [The Superficial] The Harry Potter scene that arouses everyone. [Lainey Gossip] Whitney Houston thinks Aaliyah is still alive and acting. [Bossip] Maria Menounos joins the Pussycat Dolls. Cute. [Starpulse] Katy Perry's newest video. [theBERRY] Jesse James cheated on Kat Von D with 19 women. [Cele|bitchy] Jay Z claims he wasn't trying to take advantage of the people on Wall Street. [The Superficial] Fergie loves being broke. [Amy Grindhouse] ...

Somebody’s Moving Out of Ashton and Demi’s House

photo of moving truck outside of ashton kutcher and demi moore house pictures cheating scandal pics From People: A moving truck parked outside the Santa Monica home of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore is adding fuel to the "split" fire surrounding the couple's relationship status. When contacted by PEOPLE, the moving company, Wetzel & Sons, could not comment due to confidentiality. So, a moving truck, huh? Isn't this, like, the same exact thing that happened with Sandra Bullock and Jesse James? The affair allegations surfaced and no one heard anything for weeks on what Sandy was goin...

Ryan Gosling Needs Your Help

photo of hot ryan gosling pictures photos pics According to Mr. Maybe-Hottest-Man-Alive, he doesn't think he's all that attractive. In fact, he'd probably go as far as to say that he's funny-looking. And I say that with some certainty, because he said something similar: "I'm not that good looking. I think I’m a pretty weird-looking guy. Every role I got up until The Notebook was the weirdo, freak, psychopath, nerd, outsider character guy. I think things have changed." Well, Ryan, as if you didn't know, you are the hotness. And even when you ...

Kat Von D’s ‘LA Ink’ Canceled

  A photo of Kat Von D on May 12    Step out of the limelight, Kate Plus 8: reality show LA Ink has also been canceled, TLC announced today. But Kat Von D tells a different story: Soon after the above tweet, she issued a statement to People in explanation of her decision to quit the show. "In an effort to capitalize on my recent breakup, the network has decided to focus their energy on re-editing events that didn't happen while filming," she said, adding that "any attempt to compromise the honesty" of her reality show "would be an insult" to her viewers. And while I don't necessarily look to reality television for, you know, in...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot kathy griffin pictures photos Justin and Selena: getting MARRIED! [The Superficial] Sean Kingston is looking amazing since his recovery. [Bossip] Dianna Agron doesn't even look the same anymore. [Starpulse] Exclusive photos of a young Marilyn Monroe. [theBERRY] Charlie Sheen is saying that Ashton Kutcher saved his "career." [TMZ] How cute is Tobey Maguire's family? [I'm Not Obsessed] Is Blake Shelton an alcoholic? [Cele|bitchy] OHMIGOD Frances Bean Cobain is HOT HOT HOT. [The Frisky] Details on Charlie Sheen's death. [Huff Po] Outkast rapper arrested for felony drug possession. [Bitten and Bound] Is Jesse James trying to hook up wi...