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Quotables: Kat Von D Makes Me Saddish

photo of jesse james and kat von d pictures photos "He had a rough childhood, so to see what he's become from there, it's amazing. That's why I wanted the picture of him as a child, to capture that certain innocence. It was good having him beside me while we finished. The tattoo is a way of him recognizing somebody loves him." Kat Von D, on the topic of her most recent tattoo - a rendering of her ex-boyfriend's face as a child. I mean, I'm not going to touch the "[amazing] to see what he's become from there part," because I don't want to tu...

So This is Jennifer Aniston’s New Boyfriend

photo of justin theroux dating jennifer aniston pictures photos And supposedly, it's for real: X17 broke the story last week that the two were dating, but you know how Jennifer Aniston rolls - if she's not linked with every hot male co-star at least once, she calls the day a wash. They have various photos of the new couple doing stuff together all weekend long, including breakfasts, dinners, motorcycle rides and then, of course, the obligatory go-home-with-Jen for the night. The dude, if you don't recognize him, is Justin Theroux, and on the surface, jud...

Morning Wood

photo of hot paula patton pictures photos J. Woww tried to kill herself? [The Superficial] The hotness: Beyonce and Christina Ricci IN THE SAME ROOM. [Lainey Gossip] Paula Patton has an upskirt moment in NYC. [Bossip] Casey Abrams wants everyone to vote for Haley. Of course he'd say that. She's got his DICK in a BOX. [TMZ] Guess that whole 'SoulEye' thing paid off, huh? [ICYDK] Jennifer Lopez is trying to lack the smack down on her ex-husband Ojani Noa. [Socialite Life] Are Kate and William going to Hollywood for their honeymoon? [LA Times] The hottest Emma Stone has probably ever looked. [Celebuzz] Cinema's most charmin...

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

picture of britney spears and jason trawick on vacation in bathing suits photos Well done, Justin Bieber. This isn't a total waste of unearned cash or anything. [Celebrity VIP Lounge] The FIRST exclusive photos of the Twilight cast returning to Vancouver for filming! [Lainey Gossip] Here's two more Britney Spears songs if you're into that sort of thing these days. [TooFab] You'll never believe who Rihanna has been sexting! [The Blemish] Will you read Jesse James' new memoir? [Right Celebrity] Britney Spears comes into a lot of cash. [The Superficial]...

Marry, Kill, F*ck: The Troubled Men Edition

A photo of Charlie Sheen You guys have played that wonderful classic, "Marry, Kill, Fuck," right?  If not, it's pretty easy:  someone names three people (or things or places, but that's more for advanced and/or drunk players), and you decide which one you'd marry, which one you'd kill, and which one you'd fuck.  It's one of my very favorites, so I thought I'd play with you guys, you know, in order to enhance our relationship and learn more about one another. Here are your choices: 1. Charlie Sheen.  This guy...

The Snark Sagas: Cutting Comments From the Congregation

photo of lindsay lohan laughing in a car with samantha ronson pictures AC on Kim Kardashian Got Fully Nude for W Magazine and We've Got the Pics: "That said: I’m pretty sure if her areolae weren’t plated in silver here they’d be TERRIFYING." Sammy on So Apparently Charlie Sheen Isn't in Rehab: "Charlie, I’m begging you. Put down the little gold spoon and the pussy forever! I love you too much to see you go to an early grave!! What’s that? Ok, you can keep the pussy but the coke HAS GOT TO GO." evilbeetdouche on Is Lady Gaga Pregnant?: "Gah Gah...

News You Can Use

photo of hot penelope cruz boobs pictures Samantha Ronson and Nicole Ritchie doing lines of coke off one another's snatch? [The Superficial] Oh look, more Jesse James Nazi pictures. How marriage appropriate. [Celebitchy] Jimmy Buffet hospitalized! [TMZ] Justin Bieber is a woman this week. [Amy Grindhouse] Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem have a new baby! [TooFab]...

News You Can Use

photo of kat von d pictures Lindsay's paying people off to shut up about her addictions now. [The Superficial] Kat Von D and Jesse James are wasting no time getting married. [Celebitchy] Antoine Dodson has his own reality show. [TMZ] Jim Carrey's got himself a new Top Model girlfriend. [TooFab] Kim Kardashian in another photo-in-bed scandal? OK! [Amy Grindhouse]...

Don’t You Have to Have Blood Tests to Do Stuff Like This in Certain States?

photo of kat von d and jesse james engaged pictures Or rabies shots or something? Because I don't know if I'm all that comfortable with Kat Von D and Jesse James getting married without them. I know, it's none of my business, love is blind, and for fuck's sake, at least James isn't marrying Bombshell McGee, but I'm still pretty shaken up nevertheless. But hey - congratulations to the couple on your upcoming nuptials, and may you have many years of marital bliss. I know how important those vows are to the both of you, so get at it, crazy kids...

News You Can Use

photo of sandra bullock ryan reynolds dating pictures Enjoy your last look at red Chewbacca. [The Superficial] Charlie Sheen is probably having sex with Drew Carey now. [TMZ] Kat Von D and Jesse James are still sucking face and there's photographic evidence to prove it. [Amy Grindhouse] Sandra Bullock denies banging Ryan Reynolds, but we'll wait to see what happens. [Celebitchy] Golden Globes after-party pics start here! [TooFab]...

Oh S***! Are Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds Dating?

Right after New Year's I posted that the co-stars of The Proposal, Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds, spent their New Years Eve together. At the time I thought the recently divorced duo was just palling around to cover up their hurt feelings over their failed marriages, but two weeks later, it's starting to look like something more. From RadarOnline: The Proposal co-stars were very publicly spotted on New Year's Eve at the restaurant Sandra owns in Austin, Texas. They've denied they're dating, but a source with knowledge of the situation tells us exclusively that the two "are very much dati...

2010’s Top 10 Most Shocking Breakups – And Your Votes for 2011!

photo of brad pitt and jennifer aniston affair photos pictures Or, you know, just breakups that sucked. We here at Evil Beet take celebrity breakups and makeups pretty seriously, and when something big breaks like these ten relationship bust-ups, it really gives us a lift. Because we're celebrity gossip bloggers. It might sound insensitive, but come on - we live for this shit, no doubt. And you do, too, otherwise you wouldn't be here. Without further ado, the Top 10 Most Shocking Celebrity Breakups of 2010: 10: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens I to...