Kenny Rogers used to be one fine ass dude. I can remember being five or six and hearing my mother and my sister go on for days about how handsome he was. And it was true - he's The Gambler, and there's no taking that away from him. But man, he went a little overboard with the plastic surgery.
Back in 2006, Kenny told People that he had his eyes done. Yeah, no kidding. He looks like he's got the same inability to show emotion as Nicole Kidman, which is such a tragedy when you have su...
So I don't know if you guys heard or not, but Heidi Montag is supposed to be starring in a new reality show alongside The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka, the social (but way hotter) equivalent to Spencer Pratt. It's supposed to be something about a bunch of tools opening a restaurant, but I have a feeling that it's going to be way more than something that simple. You'll all have to fill me in, because I'm certain I'm going to have better things to do - like re-oiling my dutch oven or something.
Check out Heidi in the g...
Halle Berry is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, but did you know that she had a nose job? I didn't even suspect it until I saw an old picture of her and thought to myself, "Hmmm.. something about her face in this photo looks more like, I dunno, a regular human being instead of a specimen."
Yup, if you browse through the gallery below, you'll see that, much like many naturally beautiful stars, Halle's had a little bit of work done. While a simple nose job isn't as offensive as some o...
These, man, are some good makeup-applying skills. These are the fucking NAPOLEON DYNAMITE of makeup-applying skills. MAD skills. And that lipstick, my word. There's just no logical explanation for that wavy, wobbly-assed lipstick application. Both my half-blind, shaky, arthritic grandmother AND Michael J. Fox could do a better job on their worst days with both hands tied behind their backs and a rabid dog biting relentlessly at their asses.
Above, you see Courtney Love, photographed d...
It seems like as soon as plastic surgery for cosmetic purposes became "a thing," comedian Joan Rivers started doing it. It's not like she'd been shy about it-- no one laughs harder about the state of her face than Joan herself-- but I don't think those of us who were born after her rise to fame truly understand the extent of work she's had done.
You'll probably be shocked to see the ways Joan's face morphs over the years as you click through the gallery below. The changes beg you to ask why...
Seriously, all this ridiculousness better be because everybody's going to go all out at the Oscars. I'm about over the mediocrity and the trashiness of this year's award season.
By the way, in case you care about the actual awards, Natalie Portman won Best Actress again, and James Franco won Best Actor for 127 Hours, which I hope is a good sign for the Oscars. I just love that stoner so much. You can check out the rest of the winners here, but let's go ahead and jump into the gallery.
This gallery includes photos of Natalie Portman continuing on ...
With some celebrity before-and-after plastic surgery photos, the question is less "what did she do to herself?" and more "what didn't she do to herself?"
As you can see from the photos above and in the gallery, that is definitely the case with actress Rose McGowan.
When I was growing up, Rose was one of the most naturally beautiful actresses out there. You couldn't help but worship her even despite her relationship with the uber creepy Marilyn Manson. It's a shame she felt she had to hack...
Awww, Meg Ryan, what did you do to that beautiful mug of yours? It's hard to believe that the lady on the right side of the above photo used the be the lady on the left side of the above photo, huh? But I guess that's what endless amounts of botox and other facial fillers will do to a gal. And look, she's got the same droopy lip as Nicole Kidman, another actress known for loving her non-surgical beauty enhancement procedures.
Click through to see how America's Sweetheart transformed into ...
So here's Lindsay photographed, technically, for the first time since her big break from rehab, and I'm happy and sad all at once - now I get to stare at her face to figure out what's different (did she get a rhinoplasty? A new, perky upturned nose? Or is that just from all the coke?) and get the warm fuzzies over what's the same, but sad because it won't be long that she'll be running people down with her car and headbutting those who oppose her and maybe even being arrested and sued for ...
Hugh Jackman's penis and balls in a manner of speaking. [The Superficial]
This made me fall in love with Ryan Gosling all over again. Le sigh. [Celebslam]
The best Christmas music parody EVER. [popbytes]
Paula Abdul presents Live to Dance: will you be watching? [Pajiba]
Queen Elizabeth bashed by PETA - is no one immune to the psychosis? [Celebitchy]
James Franco's grandmother thinks you're a pussy. And she'll say it to your face. [Amy Grindhouse]
Li'l Kim gets (more) plastic surgery, is now COMPLETELY unrecognizable. [CityRag]
Kim Kardashia...
You should be thankful for this gallery of celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. [Celebslam]
Everyone apparently thinks that you should see Burlesque, and this is why. [popbytes]
Anne Hathaway has much, much larger boobs than even I thought. [Pajiba]
Lindsay Lohan roasted her dad for Thanksgiving. No, she didn't, but she did eat with him. [Celebitchy]
Khloe Kardashian has been fucking for, like, longer than you've been alive. [Amy Grindhouse]
Did Beyonce get plastic surgery on her backside?! [CityRag]
J Woww is about one little ...
I don't think I've made it a secret that I love Kim Kardashian('s face and body and style), and though I'd rather slit my wrists than watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians or anything involving -- or pertaining to -- Scott Disick, I think that little Kimmy's got it going on. She doesn't seem dependent on the men she chooses to entertain, she's definitely a go-getter when it comes to promoting herself, her brand, and anything she's creatively involved with, and she seems like she'd be fun to ...
Kenny Rogers used to be one fine ass dude. I can remember being five or six and hearing my mother and my sister go on for days about how handsome he was. And it was true - he's The Gambler, and there's no taking that away from him. But man, he went a little overboard with the plastic surgery.
Back in 2006, Kenny told People that he had his eyes done. Yeah, no kidding. He looks like he's got the same inability to show emotion as Nicole Kidman, which is such a tragedy when you have su...
So I don't know if you guys heard or not, but Heidi Montag is supposed to be starring in a new reality show alongside The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka, the social (but way hotter) equivalent to Spencer Pratt. It's supposed to be something about a bunch of tools opening a restaurant, but I have a feeling that it's going to be way more than something that simple. You'll all have to fill me in, because I'm certain I'm going to have better things to do - like re-oiling my dutch oven or something.
Check out Heidi in the g...
Halle Berry is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, but did you know that she had a nose job? I didn't even suspect it until I saw an old picture of her and thought to myself, "Hmmm.. something about her face in this photo looks more like, I dunno, a regular human being instead of a specimen."
Yup, if you browse through the gallery below, you'll see that, much like many naturally beautiful stars, Halle's had a little bit of work done. While a simple nose job isn't as offensive as some o...
These, man, are some good makeup-applying skills. These are the fucking NAPOLEON DYNAMITE of makeup-applying skills. MAD skills. And that lipstick, my word. There's just no logical explanation for that wavy, wobbly-assed lipstick application. Both my half-blind, shaky, arthritic grandmother AND Michael J. Fox could do a better job on their worst days with both hands tied behind their backs and a rabid dog biting relentlessly at their asses.
Above, you see Courtney Love, photographed d...
It seems like as soon as plastic surgery for cosmetic purposes became "a thing," comedian Joan Rivers started doing it. It's not like she'd been shy about it-- no one laughs harder about the state of her face than Joan herself-- but I don't think those of us who were born after her rise to fame truly understand the extent of work she's had done.
You'll probably be shocked to see the ways Joan's face morphs over the years as you click through the gallery below. The changes beg you to ask why...
Seriously, all this ridiculousness better be because everybody's going to go all out at the Oscars. I'm about over the mediocrity and the trashiness of this year's award season.
By the way, in case you care about the actual awards, Natalie Portman won Best Actress again, and James Franco won Best Actor for 127 Hours, which I hope is a good sign for the Oscars. I just love that stoner so much. You can check out the rest of the winners here, but let's go ahead and jump into the gallery.
This gallery includes photos of Natalie Portman continuing on ...
With some celebrity before-and-after plastic surgery photos, the question is less "what did she do to herself?" and more "what didn't she do to herself?"
As you can see from the photos above and in the gallery, that is definitely the case with actress Rose McGowan.
When I was growing up, Rose was one of the most naturally beautiful actresses out there. You couldn't help but worship her even despite her relationship with the uber creepy Marilyn Manson. It's a shame she felt she had to hack...
Awww, Meg Ryan, what did you do to that beautiful mug of yours? It's hard to believe that the lady on the right side of the above photo used the be the lady on the left side of the above photo, huh? But I guess that's what endless amounts of botox and other facial fillers will do to a gal. And look, she's got the same droopy lip as Nicole Kidman, another actress known for loving her non-surgical beauty enhancement procedures.
Click through to see how America's Sweetheart transformed into ...
So here's Lindsay photographed, technically, for the first time since her big break from rehab, and I'm happy and sad all at once - now I get to stare at her face to figure out what's different (did she get a rhinoplasty? A new, perky upturned nose? Or is that just from all the coke?) and get the warm fuzzies over what's the same, but sad because it won't be long that she'll be running people down with her car and headbutting those who oppose her and maybe even being arrested and sued for ...
Hugh Jackman's penis and balls in a manner of speaking. [The Superficial]
This made me fall in love with Ryan Gosling all over again. Le sigh. [Celebslam]
The best Christmas music parody EVER. [popbytes]
Paula Abdul presents Live to Dance: will you be watching? [Pajiba]
Queen Elizabeth bashed by PETA - is no one immune to the psychosis? [Celebitchy]
James Franco's grandmother thinks you're a pussy. And she'll say it to your face. [Amy Grindhouse]
Li'l Kim gets (more) plastic surgery, is now COMPLETELY unrecognizable. [CityRag]
Kim Kardashia...
You should be thankful for this gallery of celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. [Celebslam]
Everyone apparently thinks that you should see Burlesque, and this is why. [popbytes]
Anne Hathaway has much, much larger boobs than even I thought. [Pajiba]
Lindsay Lohan roasted her dad for Thanksgiving. No, she didn't, but she did eat with him. [Celebitchy]
Khloe Kardashian has been fucking for, like, longer than you've been alive. [Amy Grindhouse]
Did Beyonce get plastic surgery on her backside?! [CityRag]
J Woww is about one little ...
I don't think I've made it a secret that I love Kim Kardashian('s face and body and style), and though I'd rather slit my wrists than watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians or anything involving -- or pertaining to -- Scott Disick, I think that little Kimmy's got it going on. She doesn't seem dependent on the men she chooses to entertain, she's definitely a go-getter when it comes to promoting herself, her brand, and anything she's creatively involved with, and she seems like she'd be fun to ...