Color me stupid, but I almost fell off my chair when I read that Heidi Montag is only twenty-five. She's only twenty-five. That means she was practically a CHILD when she had all this crazy plastic surgery. Man, what a shame. What an even-more-of a shame.
Wow. So yeah, Heidi Montag turned twenty-five and celebrated her quarter-century on earth in Las Vegas, where she pretended it wasn't difficult for her to stand up straight with those things while making eye contact with her "peers."
...
Women who waited 'til marriage for kids. [Bossip]
Scarlett Johansson in skin-tight leather. [The Superficial]
Soulja Boy gets his. [TMZ]
Rachel Weisz is deathly serious. [Starpulse]
Madonna's latest plastic surgery photos. [Lainey Gossip]
Shark Night 3D premiere photos - you'll be surprised at who showed up. [LA Times]
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Colin Firth, and so should you. [Socialite Life]
The best worst best Lindsay Lohan's looked in years. [Yeeeah]
Where vacationers go to vacation from their vacation. [theBERRY]
The most preposterous pairings...
Beyonce's growing baby bump! [Bossip]
Ryan Gosling lumberjacket. [Lainey Gossip]
Lindsay Lohan hates Mena Suvari. [The Superficial]
Adele says her weight has never been an issue. [Cele|bitchy]
Want to be an intern at the Berry? [theBERRY]
Nicole Scherzinger and Nelly? [Starpulse]
Sinead O'Connor's really hot you guys. [INFDaily]
Now Audrina Partridge's denying ever having plastic surgery. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kurt Cobain and RuPaul were friends? [The Frisky]
Who's proposing to Demi Lovato? [ICYDK]
It's just weird to see Victoria Beckham in flats. [Socialite Life]
...
J Woww should really do something about that nose of hers, jeez. It looks almost natural. [The Superficial]
Somebody cast Amber Rose in a movie? [Bossip]
"Someone" is trying to buy the rights to the Kim Kardashian sex tape. [TMZ]
Pregnancy made Kendra feel disgusting. [Starpulse]
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: officially back on? [Lainey Gossip]
Best and worst-dressed of the 2011 VMAs. [LA Times]
Gerard Butler's hooking up with WHO? [Socialite Life]
Lindsay Lohan refu...
Lipstick on a pig indeed. [The Superficial]
Olivia Wilde's boobs. Enough said. [Lainey Gossip]
Casey Anthony is the most hated person in America. [Bossip]
Have you heard the new super-group featuring Mick Jagger yet? [Starpulse]
Paula Abdul is sweet, but completely delusional. [Cele|bitchy]
Rose McGowan on being raised by drag queens. [Huff Po]
Hot celebrities flippin' the bird. [The Frisky]
Kanye falls down on stage. [Bossip]
Someone turned Kate Hudson into Jessica Simpson. [Yeeeah]
Did J Woww spend the summer getting tens of thousands of dollars' worth of plastic surgery? [Rumor Fix]
...
OK, so I absolutely hate the hair - it looks dirty and you can tell by the way it blows in the breeze that going this pink totally ruined most of her hair, but the dress? I am definitely kind of loving. Redeeming factor!
Also, since I'm being kind of picky on Dianna today, that new nose doesn't really do her a whole lot of justice. Seriously, I saw a picture of her a few days ago and I had a hard time figuring out who she was (not that I had an easy time pre-nose job separating her from the...
She just popped that baby out, what, two minutes ago? Jeez. Girlfriend must just be one of those lucky ladies that practically bounces right back to what they were even without the aid of diuretics, cigarettes, or post-natal plastic surgery. I know they're few and far between, but they apparently do exist.
Either that, you know, or that patterned maxi dress is doing its THING.
Regardless, looking good Kate!
[gallery]...
Really. We get it, Megs. You're pretty and almost practically perfect and everyone loves to look at pictures of pretty people. Truly. But don't go trying to pretend that you're all against plastic surgery or facial enhancements - EVERYBODY KNOWS you've gotten your lips done. Oh, and a nosejob, to boot. I wouldn't be all that worried about what people are thinking about your non-Botoxed face when those two little things are as glaring as those extra-shiny cheek fillers, either.
[gallery c...
You know what I think is nuts? People mocking Kirstie Alley for going out without makeup. Seriously. I know we snark out a lot here on Evil Beet, but this is straight talk right now - Kirstie Alley is sixty years old. And from what my non-expert eye can discern, she's never had a spot of plastic surgery. And for THAT, I commend her. She looks like a normal, sixty-year-old woman, and I'm going to one-up what I just said - she looks even BETTER than a lot of sixty-year-old women I know, and not...
Well hell. Look who went to the dentist only to emerge looking like a cheap, brunette Lindsay Lohan clone, just without the fired-up coke stare!
Bristol Palin is trying to save face by insisting her new look is the result of a necessary medical procedure—not cosmetic surgery.
... She told Us Weekly the procedure was necessary so her jaw and teeth could properly realign. “Yes, it improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons,” she told the magazine for ...
We need to talk about Bristol's face because she went and got a whole new one without telling anyone about it. Gawker pointed it out last night, and it's been haunting me ever since. What did she do? And don't tell me that she just lost weight, because that doesn't explain her whole new jawline. Also, do you think she just happens to be looking upwards in this photo, or does she have a bad case of ceiling eyes now? Can you develop Ceiling Eyes from botched plastic surgery?
I'm sorry to ...
This year's gala at the Metropolitan in New York City was in honor of Alexander McQueen, titled 'Savage Beauty,' and the female celebrities in attendance totally took the catch phrase to heart - girlfriends were BANGING. Like, everyone. Well, except for maybe Rihanna's braid. And Fergie's awful plastic surgery. And DEFINITELY the way that I just wanted to pick Beyonce up and use her to dust something ornate. I also think that Mary-Kate Olsen got her fashion advice from Beetlejuice's Lydia...
Color me stupid, but I almost fell off my chair when I read that Heidi Montag is only twenty-five. She's only twenty-five. That means she was practically a CHILD when she had all this crazy plastic surgery. Man, what a shame. What an even-more-of a shame.
Wow. So yeah, Heidi Montag turned twenty-five and celebrated her quarter-century on earth in Las Vegas, where she pretended it wasn't difficult for her to stand up straight with those things while making eye contact with her "peers."
...
Women who waited 'til marriage for kids. [Bossip]
Scarlett Johansson in skin-tight leather. [The Superficial]
Soulja Boy gets his. [TMZ]
Rachel Weisz is deathly serious. [Starpulse]
Madonna's latest plastic surgery photos. [Lainey Gossip]
Shark Night 3D premiere photos - you'll be surprised at who showed up. [LA Times]
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Colin Firth, and so should you. [Socialite Life]
The best worst best Lindsay Lohan's looked in years. [Yeeeah]
Where vacationers go to vacation from their vacation. [theBERRY]
The most preposterous pairings...
Beyonce's growing baby bump! [Bossip]
Ryan Gosling lumberjacket. [Lainey Gossip]
Lindsay Lohan hates Mena Suvari. [The Superficial]
Adele says her weight has never been an issue. [Cele|bitchy]
Want to be an intern at the Berry? [theBERRY]
Nicole Scherzinger and Nelly? [Starpulse]
Sinead O'Connor's really hot you guys. [INFDaily]
Now Audrina Partridge's denying ever having plastic surgery. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kurt Cobain and RuPaul were friends? [The Frisky]
Who's proposing to Demi Lovato? [ICYDK]
It's just weird to see Victoria Beckham in flats. [Socialite Life]
...
J Woww should really do something about that nose of hers, jeez. It looks almost natural. [The Superficial]
Somebody cast Amber Rose in a movie? [Bossip]
"Someone" is trying to buy the rights to the Kim Kardashian sex tape. [TMZ]
Pregnancy made Kendra feel disgusting. [Starpulse]
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: officially back on? [Lainey Gossip]
Best and worst-dressed of the 2011 VMAs. [LA Times]
Gerard Butler's hooking up with WHO? [Socialite Life]
Lindsay Lohan refu...
Lipstick on a pig indeed. [The Superficial]
Olivia Wilde's boobs. Enough said. [Lainey Gossip]
Casey Anthony is the most hated person in America. [Bossip]
Have you heard the new super-group featuring Mick Jagger yet? [Starpulse]
Paula Abdul is sweet, but completely delusional. [Cele|bitchy]
Rose McGowan on being raised by drag queens. [Huff Po]
Hot celebrities flippin' the bird. [The Frisky]
Kanye falls down on stage. [Bossip]
Someone turned Kate Hudson into Jessica Simpson. [Yeeeah]
Did J Woww spend the summer getting tens of thousands of dollars' worth of plastic surgery? [Rumor Fix]
...
OK, so I absolutely hate the hair - it looks dirty and you can tell by the way it blows in the breeze that going this pink totally ruined most of her hair, but the dress? I am definitely kind of loving. Redeeming factor!
Also, since I'm being kind of picky on Dianna today, that new nose doesn't really do her a whole lot of justice. Seriously, I saw a picture of her a few days ago and I had a hard time figuring out who she was (not that I had an easy time pre-nose job separating her from the...
She just popped that baby out, what, two minutes ago? Jeez. Girlfriend must just be one of those lucky ladies that practically bounces right back to what they were even without the aid of diuretics, cigarettes, or post-natal plastic surgery. I know they're few and far between, but they apparently do exist.
Either that, you know, or that patterned maxi dress is doing its THING.
Regardless, looking good Kate!
[gallery]...
Really. We get it, Megs. You're pretty and almost practically perfect and everyone loves to look at pictures of pretty people. Truly. But don't go trying to pretend that you're all against plastic surgery or facial enhancements - EVERYBODY KNOWS you've gotten your lips done. Oh, and a nosejob, to boot. I wouldn't be all that worried about what people are thinking about your non-Botoxed face when those two little things are as glaring as those extra-shiny cheek fillers, either.
[gallery c...
You know what I think is nuts? People mocking Kirstie Alley for going out without makeup. Seriously. I know we snark out a lot here on Evil Beet, but this is straight talk right now - Kirstie Alley is sixty years old. And from what my non-expert eye can discern, she's never had a spot of plastic surgery. And for THAT, I commend her. She looks like a normal, sixty-year-old woman, and I'm going to one-up what I just said - she looks even BETTER than a lot of sixty-year-old women I know, and not...
Well hell. Look who went to the dentist only to emerge looking like a cheap, brunette Lindsay Lohan clone, just without the fired-up coke stare!
Bristol Palin is trying to save face by insisting her new look is the result of a necessary medical procedure—not cosmetic surgery.
... She told Us Weekly the procedure was necessary so her jaw and teeth could properly realign. “Yes, it improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons,” she told the magazine for ...
We need to talk about Bristol's face because she went and got a whole new one without telling anyone about it. Gawker pointed it out last night, and it's been haunting me ever since. What did she do? And don't tell me that she just lost weight, because that doesn't explain her whole new jawline. Also, do you think she just happens to be looking upwards in this photo, or does she have a bad case of ceiling eyes now? Can you develop Ceiling Eyes from botched plastic surgery?
I'm sorry to ...
This year's gala at the Metropolitan in New York City was in honor of Alexander McQueen, titled 'Savage Beauty,' and the female celebrities in attendance totally took the catch phrase to heart - girlfriends were BANGING. Like, everyone. Well, except for maybe Rihanna's braid. And Fergie's awful plastic surgery. And DEFINITELY the way that I just wanted to pick Beyonce up and use her to dust something ornate. I also think that Mary-Kate Olsen got her fashion advice from Beetlejuice's Lydia...