No! I know. She's definitely not taking Seal clubbing, but I wrote the headline because I'd just finished reading some PETA propaganda about seal clubbing, and it'd stuck with me---at least the part where they talked about "seal clubbing"---because I had all intentions all day long to write this piece about Heidi Klum and Seal, and when I went to go write the headline, the seal-clubbing thing was like, "BAM! HERE I AM!" and it stayed.
But anyway, we all pretty much agree that Heidi Klum is...
No, really: what the hell happened to Lara Flynn Boyle's face? She used to be kind of cute, but now she just looks like some cheap Asian blowup doll you used to be able to buy at Spencer's before they stopped selling that kind of stuff. Somebody clearly missed that boat.
But anyway, as you can see, this is Lara Flynn Boyle (kind of), who was photographed leaving a liquor store outside of L.A. yesterday. I guess the liquor could explain away the puffy jowls that she's rocking like muttonchops, but the lips lip? Why ...
Oh! I'm sorry, did I say "maybe" worse off than before? Dammit. I meant "definitely" worse off than before. My bad!
Anyway. My God. Did you even look at these pictures? Not yet, because you're reading the commentary? Normally I'd be OK with that, obviously, but this time you need to stop - right now, seriously ... well, wait, no, not 'til I finish this thought - and look at the recent photos of Deena, because shit's definitely hit the fan. Thought you knew.
But hey, thanks. Thanks for ...
You wanna know who's charming? Mila Kunis. No, really - she is. She did a sit-down for Harper's Bazaar's April issue (where has this year gone already, seriously), where she talked about all of the starlets and their leaked photos, how she's totally OK with her "weight gain," and how she just adored being in a long-term relationship with the prisoner of war Macaulay Culkin (it was "fantastic").
How she prevents nude scandals: “Well, I don’t send naked photos.” Then she laughs. “Not th...
Wow, right? And let me tell you - it's not January Jones, and it's not Naomi Watts-or-Laura Linney (those two always look the same to me).
Want a second look? OK, here:
Got it yet? Here are a few hints to send you on your way:
- This girl spent so much money on plastic surgery that you think she'd look like some kind of preternatural goddess every waking minute of the day, makeup or not
- I *almost* didn't recognize her because she's actually wearing clothes in these photos, and not stumping around awk...
Amanda Seyfried just called Justin Timberlake gay? [The Superficial]
William and Catherine: name the baby! [Lainey Gossip]
Snooki shows off a lot of cleavage. [Starpulse]
Blake Lively is on the cover of Elle probably talking about Ryan Reynolds again. [ICYDK]
Did Daniel Radcliffe put down the US? [CDL]
The evolution of Dave Letterman. [Huff Po]
Did Brad Pitt get plastic surgery on his eye area? [INFDaily]
Scarlett Johansson's new boyfriend is annoying already. [Lainey Gossip]
Did Paris Hilton have a stroke or something? [Celebslam]
Octav...
I am so, so sorry, you guys. I know that on Thanksgiving day, you were just sitting around with your boring old family, eating pedestrian turkey and peasanty stuffing. You hemmed and hawed every time somebody mentioned that dumb parade, and when your stupid cousin asked you to pass the potatoes, you could have just about bitten his head off. And who could blame you? Your mind was completely occupied with wondering what your favorite family was doing for the holidays!
Thanks to Khloe Kardash...
I know, I know, it's a lot to take in. Feel free to give yourself a moment to breathe ...
BUT DOESN'T LINDSAY LOHAN ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD FOR ONCE?! I've gotten so used to the awful makeup and the plastic surgery and the meth that I forgot that she used to be a looker. But that's all about to change with these gorgeous photos! Sure, she has on a horrendous outfit and her eyes look kind of dead and her lips look way too inflated and damn it. She's still a mess, isn't she?
[gallery columns="5"]...
You know, seeing these photos make me sad for Courtney Stodden. Really, really sad. She was this adorable (yes, sort of on the highway to Skanktown, but let's look beyond that for a minute) girl who had her entire life ahead of her. She had friends and went to school and liked taking pictures of herself. She was exploring her budding sexuality like a normal teenage girl, and now look.
She's married to a fifty-one year-old pervert, has left all of her age-appropriate friends behind, and will...
This is Sara Leal. And she's the one that Ashton Kutcher's about to lose his marriage over, supposedly, anyway. I think she's a cute girl, and she's probably got a lot to offer, but you know what the best thing about all of this is? She's pretty average. That says a lot about your everyday *regular* girls and what they have to offer. It apparently doesn't matter if you dropped a condo's-worth of money on plastic surgery, who your former boyfriends were, or how many pairs of shoes you'll wear ...
OK. Is it sad that Fergie's wax face looks better than her *real* wax face? I'm sorry, it's just that that almost NEVER HAPPENS.
This is girlfriend's new wax figure, which was unveiled at Madam Tussaud's earlier this week. Also, I've been sitting here for the better part of the hour trying to figure out exactly which face Fergie's wax face was modeled after. Definitely not the 2011 version, and probably not 2010's either. I'm wondering if maybe the artist chose to represent Fergie before she fugged he...
Sarah Palin likes cocaine, black men. [The Superficial]
Uh, how much plastic surgery did Beyonce's mom get, jeez. [Bossip]
More on the latest nude photo leak. [Starpulse]
Couples in Emmy-nominated shows. [theBERRY]
Christina Hendricks looked ... boob-ish at the Emmys. [Socialite Life]
Floyd Mayweather's got some serious problems. [TMZ]
Why Whitney Cummings isn't roasting Charlie Sheen. [The Frisky]
Jennifer Aniston's really pushing this Justin Theroux thing. [Cele|bitchy]
The best Whitney Houston quotes. [Socialite Life]
Nicki Minaj tries to start her own trend. [Popbytes]
Jada ...
No! I know. She's definitely not taking Seal clubbing, but I wrote the headline because I'd just finished reading some PETA propaganda about seal clubbing, and it'd stuck with me---at least the part where they talked about "seal clubbing"---because I had all intentions all day long to write this piece about Heidi Klum and Seal, and when I went to go write the headline, the seal-clubbing thing was like, "BAM! HERE I AM!" and it stayed.
But anyway, we all pretty much agree that Heidi Klum is...
No, really: what the hell happened to Lara Flynn Boyle's face? She used to be kind of cute, but now she just looks like some cheap Asian blowup doll you used to be able to buy at Spencer's before they stopped selling that kind of stuff. Somebody clearly missed that boat.
But anyway, as you can see, this is Lara Flynn Boyle (kind of), who was photographed leaving a liquor store outside of L.A. yesterday. I guess the liquor could explain away the puffy jowls that she's rocking like muttonchops, but the lips lip? Why ...
Oh! I'm sorry, did I say "maybe" worse off than before? Dammit. I meant "definitely" worse off than before. My bad!
Anyway. My God. Did you even look at these pictures? Not yet, because you're reading the commentary? Normally I'd be OK with that, obviously, but this time you need to stop - right now, seriously ... well, wait, no, not 'til I finish this thought - and look at the recent photos of Deena, because shit's definitely hit the fan. Thought you knew.
But hey, thanks. Thanks for ...
You wanna know who's charming? Mila Kunis. No, really - she is. She did a sit-down for Harper's Bazaar's April issue (where has this year gone already, seriously), where she talked about all of the starlets and their leaked photos, how she's totally OK with her "weight gain," and how she just adored being in a long-term relationship with the prisoner of war Macaulay Culkin (it was "fantastic").
How she prevents nude scandals: “Well, I don’t send naked photos.” Then she laughs. “Not th...
Wow, right? And let me tell you - it's not January Jones, and it's not Naomi Watts-or-Laura Linney (those two always look the same to me).
Want a second look? OK, here:
Got it yet? Here are a few hints to send you on your way:
- This girl spent so much money on plastic surgery that you think she'd look like some kind of preternatural goddess every waking minute of the day, makeup or not
- I *almost* didn't recognize her because she's actually wearing clothes in these photos, and not stumping around awk...
Amanda Seyfried just called Justin Timberlake gay? [The Superficial]
William and Catherine: name the baby! [Lainey Gossip]
Snooki shows off a lot of cleavage. [Starpulse]
Blake Lively is on the cover of Elle probably talking about Ryan Reynolds again. [ICYDK]
Did Daniel Radcliffe put down the US? [CDL]
The evolution of Dave Letterman. [Huff Po]
Did Brad Pitt get plastic surgery on his eye area? [INFDaily]
Scarlett Johansson's new boyfriend is annoying already. [Lainey Gossip]
Did Paris Hilton have a stroke or something? [Celebslam]
Octav...
I am so, so sorry, you guys. I know that on Thanksgiving day, you were just sitting around with your boring old family, eating pedestrian turkey and peasanty stuffing. You hemmed and hawed every time somebody mentioned that dumb parade, and when your stupid cousin asked you to pass the potatoes, you could have just about bitten his head off. And who could blame you? Your mind was completely occupied with wondering what your favorite family was doing for the holidays!
Thanks to Khloe Kardash...
I know, I know, it's a lot to take in. Feel free to give yourself a moment to breathe ...
BUT DOESN'T LINDSAY LOHAN ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD FOR ONCE?! I've gotten so used to the awful makeup and the plastic surgery and the meth that I forgot that she used to be a looker. But that's all about to change with these gorgeous photos! Sure, she has on a horrendous outfit and her eyes look kind of dead and her lips look way too inflated and damn it. She's still a mess, isn't she?
[gallery columns="5"]...
You know, seeing these photos make me sad for Courtney Stodden. Really, really sad. She was this adorable (yes, sort of on the highway to Skanktown, but let's look beyond that for a minute) girl who had her entire life ahead of her. She had friends and went to school and liked taking pictures of herself. She was exploring her budding sexuality like a normal teenage girl, and now look.
She's married to a fifty-one year-old pervert, has left all of her age-appropriate friends behind, and will...
This is Sara Leal. And she's the one that Ashton Kutcher's about to lose his marriage over, supposedly, anyway. I think she's a cute girl, and she's probably got a lot to offer, but you know what the best thing about all of this is? She's pretty average. That says a lot about your everyday *regular* girls and what they have to offer. It apparently doesn't matter if you dropped a condo's-worth of money on plastic surgery, who your former boyfriends were, or how many pairs of shoes you'll wear ...
OK. Is it sad that Fergie's wax face looks better than her *real* wax face? I'm sorry, it's just that that almost NEVER HAPPENS.
This is girlfriend's new wax figure, which was unveiled at Madam Tussaud's earlier this week. Also, I've been sitting here for the better part of the hour trying to figure out exactly which face Fergie's wax face was modeled after. Definitely not the 2011 version, and probably not 2010's either. I'm wondering if maybe the artist chose to represent Fergie before she fugged he...
Sarah Palin likes cocaine, black men. [The Superficial]
Uh, how much plastic surgery did Beyonce's mom get, jeez. [Bossip]
More on the latest nude photo leak. [Starpulse]
Couples in Emmy-nominated shows. [theBERRY]
Christina Hendricks looked ... boob-ish at the Emmys. [Socialite Life]
Floyd Mayweather's got some serious problems. [TMZ]
Why Whitney Cummings isn't roasting Charlie Sheen. [The Frisky]
Jennifer Aniston's really pushing this Justin Theroux thing. [Cele|bitchy]
The best Whitney Houston quotes. [Socialite Life]
Nicki Minaj tries to start her own trend. [Popbytes]
Jada ...