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The Many Faces of Dolly Parton

Dolly Parton is one of those celebrities that manages to look 20 years younger than her real age while also looking 20 years older than her real age. How come? It's cause the lady loves to get work done (of the 9-5 variety and the other kind, too.) Fake tatas, face lifts, botox and a possible nose job seem like what she's had done to me, but maybe you'll be able to spot some signs of surgery that I wasn't able to pick up on. There's no doubt that Dolly's a beautiful lady, but wouldn't it ...

Paris Hilton: “I can’t stand black guys.”

Neil Strauss has written a new book called Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead, in which he shares several anecdotes from his interactions with various celebrities over the years. I skimmed a piece about the book on my plane ride to SXSW and the whole thing sounds like a juicy read, but now that I've read about his completely awful and totally racist conversation with Paris Hilton, I am for sure picking up a copy of this book. LA Weekly spilled on Neil's 1999 encounter with Paris, who was...

Have The Olsen Twins Had Work Done?

So here's something I've been wondering for like, five years now: Have the Olsen Twins had something done to their faces? I know, I know, they grew up in the public eye, so obviously we've seen their faces morph quite a bit since their Full House days, but do the little girls in the left photo up top look like younger versions of the girls in the right photo? I'm thinkin' no. A couple of nose jobs? Maybe. Some veneers? Probably. And obviously their penchant for extensions and trying out new hair colors has had an overall effect on their look... but I can't be positive if any o...

Good Face Gone Bad: What Kind of Work Has Demi Moore Had Done?

Somewhere between the 80s and present day, Demi Moore has had work done to her face. What exactly that work is, I don't know, but I'm hoping you can help me figure it out by answering in the comments. If I had to take a guess, I'd say she's gotten some sort of partial face lift and now continues to seal the deal with occasional botox treatments. Normally celebrity plastic surgery turns out to be a total shitshow that completely ruins the face of the person we once knew, but Demi is a prett...

Good Face Gone Bad: Fergie’s Morphing Mug

It appears that Stacy Ferguson has undergone some ill-advised surgeries of the plastic variety. It looks as though she's gotten a new nose and had some of the fat taken out of her lady lumps and injected into her face since she first appeared on Kids Incorporated alongside another one of our favorites. I never understood the whole "Fergie's hot" thing. I think she's a fine singer who's in a popular band and that they collectively do an above-average job of producing radio hits, but something...

How Much Work Has Paris Hilton Had Done?

Fuck the State of the Union, let's talk about the state of Paris Hilton's face, shall we? As you can see in the time line above, ParPar's schnoz appears to have had some big changes over the years, but as you browse through the gallery below, you'll see that it actually hasn't changed all that much. I can't figure out if the changes to her face are an issue of make up, normal human growth or some doctor's magic wand AKA scalpel. Let me know what work you think by voting in the poll and leaving a list of possible surgeries in the comments.... {democracy:75} ...

Kylie Jenner is Pregnant

So with the shitty ratings of Kylie Jenner's show and the family's slow demise as people are finally losing interest, a new marketing strategy had to be taken to do whatever they can to generate some noise, some buzz, some scandal. They've done the sex tapes, the other nonsense over the years, so why not use the pawn who isn't really earning, who is ghetto as fuck, who is lost possibly due to the plastic surgery, "where did Kylie Go"...she's the obvious choice for unwanted / wanted / mar...

The Met Gala Brought Out Some Strange Fashion – PHOTOS

sarah jessica parker Last night was the annual event we all look forward to more than any other for its sheer ridiculousness: The Met Gala. This year's theme for the Costume Institute Benefit Gala was ‘China: Through The Looking Glass’, and the results were... mixed. Some people totally got into the obscene gaudiness of it all, as you can tell with our good old friend Sarah Jessica Parker above. She truly embraced the spirit of the Met Gala, so we have to applaud her for that... even if her ensemble is God awful. Wo...

What is Lady Gaga wearing today, you ask?

lady gaga 9 Lady Gaga has been taking some time off in New York City recently to, I dunno, relax, spend time with friends and family, get more plastic surgery... the normal things you do between touring and hitting the promo circuit. Since she's chilling in New York City, she never misses out on an opportunity to be papped as she's leaving her apartment, walking around, coming back to her apartment, etc. And sometimes, the "fashion" choices caught on camera are downright special. Check out the gallery ...

Robin Wright is really hot and really charming, too

robin wright 2 I've never really paid much attention to Robin Wright, but then I started watching House of Cards and I was like, damn, b. That's one sexy lady. I love her as Claire and can't imagine anyone else in the role, which requires so much cool self-assuredness and fire in a way that she embodies so perfect. Basically, she's amazing. Turns out, Robin was worried before taking on the role as Claire Underwood that she might be forced to undergo plastic surgery for the role - something she really, r...

Kim Kardashian’s ass had fun in Thailand

kim kardashian ass 7 God only knows what this photoshoot Kim Kardashian did in Thailand was for, but any excuse to get her ass out is a good thing, I suppose. Indeed, Kim stripped down to a gold bikini to show off her "completely natural" cheeks as she frolicked on the beach. I can't hate on Kimmycakes too much - she does indeed have the best body money can buy, so good for her. I just wish we could publicly celebrate the miracles of plastic surgery instead of trying to pretend homegirl was born this way. [gallery columns="5" link="post" ids="147781,147782,147783,147784,147785,147786,147787,147788,147789,...

Here’s The Hotel Room Amanda Bynes Trashed

amanda bynes hotel room 7 Amanda Bynes has had a bit of a whirlwind past year or two. What started as pretty stupid shit (calling everyone who would listen ugly) quickly escalated to more serious problems including DUIs and subsequent arrests, drug use, eating disorders, self-harm, plastic surgery obsessions, throwing bongs from windows and finally setting a fire in an old person's driveway, which landed her on a 5150 psychiatric hold for two weeks. Before she was taken in, however, she got into some shit by trashing...