Janice Dickinson is kind of awful but mostly harmless. Any bad thing you've heard about Jancie Dickinson is probably true. So I get why people don't like her. However, I think people need to calm their tits regarding these photos of Ms. Dickinson in a bikini. She's "58" years old, I don't get what people think a "58" year-old woman, especially one with plastic surgery mishaps, apparent sun damage, and probably decades of smoking, is supposed to look like. Especially since I refuse to believe th...
Because from here, it looks quite like Olivia Munn did something to her face. Granted, I'm not quite sure what, but I think it has something to do with her nose, maybe, and I don't know, a brow lift? Something with her chin? I don't know. Here's a photo of Olivia before all of this plastic surgery maybe-ness---let me know your ideas:
And why, for the love of God, would Olivia do something like this to her face when her "old" face was fine just the way it was? Oh, what's that? She wasn't g...
What's her name again? HEIDI MONTAG. Right. I have Crystal Harris on the brain from the earlier post about Holly Madison, and I couldn't think of any other name than Crystal Harris. I mean, yeah, I guess Crystal and Heidi are about the same, really, and on the same level---the only difference is that Crystal's going to be one rich bitch while Heidi will never be a rich bitch ever again.
This is what Heidi Montag looks like, for any of you who were wondering what thirty grand worth of plastic...
Nope, because a board-certified plastic surgeon said so. Just like that time when Courtney was on some talk show and the ultrasound tech said that Courtney absolutely never had breast implants even though she had some kind of unacknowledged mass in both of her boobs (gosh, wonder if girlfriend ever got that checked out? Breast cancer is a lot more prevalent than some people think, you know?). Nope, Courtney's a thousand percent natural, and it's merely by the grace of God that girlfriend looks as angelic and beautiful and perfectly flawless as Courtney does. Just go ahead and recognize that f...
Because she looks different even from her hanging-out-with-Lady Gaga days, right? And that was, what, mere months ago? All I know is that we found a pretty flattering photo of Lana back in April, when she dyed her hair dark, but this Vogue Australia cover really tells a different story when it comes to flattery.
Here's a few choice excerpts from Lana's interview, and no, I don't know why she's in Vogue anyway, either.
Lana on breaking into film writing business:
"When I was starting, I had a vision of being a writer for film and that’s w...
I just ... I can't even think of anything to say just yet about these photos that Kim posted on her blog. These are photos that were taken backstage at an actual photo shoot though. Someone made Kim look like this on purpose, for a real job. Ugh, I just can't. Here's another picture:
It doesn't even look real, you know? It looks like a parody of a Kim Kardashian modelling shoot. The ridiculous tan, that awful lipstick, and just all of the makeup, guys. The hair doesn't bother me...
Matt Bomer is just too gay, guys. [The Superficial]
What the hell is happening to Jean Claude Van Damme? [Lainey Gossip]
Bitches be fighting on Twitter. Classy, classy "celebrities." [Bossip]
Jordin Sparks Photoshopped to oblivion. [Starpulse]
Jennifer Lawrence shows off the cleave. [Cele|bitchy]
50 Cent mocks Snoop. [Huff Po]
5 Reasons You're Going to Love 'Gallery Girls'. [The Frisky]
This is Kim Kardashian's not-at-all fake ass. [Yeeeah]
The worst (recent) celebrity pl...
So this is what Sharon Stone looks like when she's way busy not giving a f-ck, and honestly, I think it's kind of great. Sharon, if you didn't know, or thought otherwise when comparing her with her peers, whom 90% of have probably gone under some kind of big ugly knife, is fifty-four.
There were some rumors awhile back that Sharon had undergone some kind of facelift, but I can tell you one thing for true---if she did, she sure wasted her money on it, because she looks refreshingly normal (...
I told you this was going to be bad, guys. I mean, just look at Paris and Nicky Hilton there. You just know that they're going to be in the number one slot (that's a spoiler; they're definitely in the number one slot), what with the girls' surgically-enhanced patellas and Paris's ever-evolving wonk-eye. What's going on with that, anyway? Did she finally go blind from all of the shots---yeah, those shots---to the eye? Is it just bad plastic surgery? What the hell is it?
Others on the list inclu...
These are the photos taken during the aftermath of Justin Bieber's photographer freak-out where he sent a photographer to the hospital for treatment of minor injuries.
In the pictures, you can easily tell that Selena is upset, but what you can also tell is that Selena either got belted in the mouth by accident while Justin's mini-fists of fury were flying, or she went down the cliche route and got her lips did. Check out this photo:
Does that---or does that not---kind of look like what Lindsay Lohan looks l...
Janice Dickinson is kind of awful but mostly harmless. Any bad thing you've heard about Jancie Dickinson is probably true. So I get why people don't like her. However, I think people need to calm their tits regarding these photos of Ms. Dickinson in a bikini. She's "58" years old, I don't get what people think a "58" year-old woman, especially one with plastic surgery mishaps, apparent sun damage, and probably decades of smoking, is supposed to look like. Especially since I refuse to believe th...
Lara Flynn Boyle, of Twin Peaks and of wearing a tutu to the Golden Globes and dating Jack Nicholson and some other stuff that isn't nearly as interesting, was seen out and about smoking cigarettes and looking...a little off, as Eonline pointed out.
I'm not making fun of her. To me it looks like maybe she's not okay, like she's ill with something. So I'm not ready to go on the, "plastic surgery!!!" witch hunt. When it's bad, you can tell. When it's good, you're not even sure if anything has been d...
Helen Mirren is a film legend, so she could show up at an awards show in a paper bag with a mop end for a wig and old KFC buckets for shoes and no one could say shit because she's doing her and has earned the right to do so. She didn't quite go that far at last night's BAFTAs in London, but she did take a popular hair trend to the pensioner set by dyeing her hair a lovely shade of bubblegum pink, an idea she got from... an unlikely source, shall we say.
From People:
"I saw it on Americaâ€...
Because from here, it looks quite like Olivia Munn did something to her face. Granted, I'm not quite sure what, but I think it has something to do with her nose, maybe, and I don't know, a brow lift? Something with her chin? I don't know. Here's a photo of Olivia before all of this plastic surgery maybe-ness---let me know your ideas:
And why, for the love of God, would Olivia do something like this to her face when her "old" face was fine just the way it was? Oh, what's that? She wasn't g...
What's her name again? HEIDI MONTAG. Right. I have Crystal Harris on the brain from the earlier post about Holly Madison, and I couldn't think of any other name than Crystal Harris. I mean, yeah, I guess Crystal and Heidi are about the same, really, and on the same level---the only difference is that Crystal's going to be one rich bitch while Heidi will never be a rich bitch ever again.
This is what Heidi Montag looks like, for any of you who were wondering what thirty grand worth of plastic...
Nope, because a board-certified plastic surgeon said so. Just like that time when Courtney was on some talk show and the ultrasound tech said that Courtney absolutely never had breast implants even though she had some kind of unacknowledged mass in both of her boobs (gosh, wonder if girlfriend ever got that checked out? Breast cancer is a lot more prevalent than some people think, you know?). Nope, Courtney's a thousand percent natural, and it's merely by the grace of God that girlfriend looks as angelic and beautiful and perfectly flawless as Courtney does. Just go ahead and recognize that f...
Because she looks different even from her hanging-out-with-Lady Gaga days, right? And that was, what, mere months ago? All I know is that we found a pretty flattering photo of Lana back in April, when she dyed her hair dark, but this Vogue Australia cover really tells a different story when it comes to flattery.
Here's a few choice excerpts from Lana's interview, and no, I don't know why she's in Vogue anyway, either.
Lana on breaking into film writing business:
"When I was starting, I had a vision of being a writer for film and that’s w...
I just ... I can't even think of anything to say just yet about these photos that Kim posted on her blog. These are photos that were taken backstage at an actual photo shoot though. Someone made Kim look like this on purpose, for a real job. Ugh, I just can't. Here's another picture:
It doesn't even look real, you know? It looks like a parody of a Kim Kardashian modelling shoot. The ridiculous tan, that awful lipstick, and just all of the makeup, guys. The hair doesn't bother me...
Matt Bomer is just too gay, guys. [The Superficial]
What the hell is happening to Jean Claude Van Damme? [Lainey Gossip]
Bitches be fighting on Twitter. Classy, classy "celebrities." [Bossip]
Jordin Sparks Photoshopped to oblivion. [Starpulse]
Jennifer Lawrence shows off the cleave. [Cele|bitchy]
50 Cent mocks Snoop. [Huff Po]
5 Reasons You're Going to Love 'Gallery Girls'. [The Frisky]
This is Kim Kardashian's not-at-all fake ass. [Yeeeah]
The worst (recent) celebrity pl...
So this is what Sharon Stone looks like when she's way busy not giving a f-ck, and honestly, I think it's kind of great. Sharon, if you didn't know, or thought otherwise when comparing her with her peers, whom 90% of have probably gone under some kind of big ugly knife, is fifty-four.
There were some rumors awhile back that Sharon had undergone some kind of facelift, but I can tell you one thing for true---if she did, she sure wasted her money on it, because she looks refreshingly normal (...
I told you this was going to be bad, guys. I mean, just look at Paris and Nicky Hilton there. You just know that they're going to be in the number one slot (that's a spoiler; they're definitely in the number one slot), what with the girls' surgically-enhanced patellas and Paris's ever-evolving wonk-eye. What's going on with that, anyway? Did she finally go blind from all of the shots---yeah, those shots---to the eye? Is it just bad plastic surgery? What the hell is it?
Others on the list inclu...
These are the photos taken during the aftermath of Justin Bieber's photographer freak-out where he sent a photographer to the hospital for treatment of minor injuries.
In the pictures, you can easily tell that Selena is upset, but what you can also tell is that Selena either got belted in the mouth by accident while Justin's mini-fists of fury were flying, or she went down the cliche route and got her lips did. Check out this photo:
Does that---or does that not---kind of look like what Lindsay Lohan looks l...