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Here’s Kim Kardashian “Channeling Diana Ross”

A photo of Kim Kardashian

I just … I can’t even think of anything to say just yet about these photos that Kim posted on her blog. These are photos that were taken backstage at an actual photo shoot though. Someone made Kim look like this on purpose, for a real job. Ugh, I just can’t. Here’s another picture:

A photo of Kim Kardashian

It doesn’t even look real, you know? It looks like a parody of a Kim Kardashian modelling shoot. The ridiculous tan, that awful lipstick, and just all of the makeup, guys. The hair doesn’t bother me, but that makeup artist really needs to spend some time reflecting on his choices. This is horrible.

And I’m sure all the makeup doesn’t help things, but Kim needs to take a break with all the plastic surgery, too. Look at her lips. She can barely close her mouth, which may be a blessing right now, but you know what? It’s not going to be such a great thing when they bust open like a couple of oddly shaped Gushers now, is it?

Here are the rest of the photos. Let’s just hope that Diana Ross doesn’t decide to Google herself today, all right?

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