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Kim Kardashian Is So Proud to Be The Perfect Bitch

A photo of Kim Kardashian

Understandably so, right? “The Perfect Bitch” is a beautiful title to have, something that would really make your resume pop. And the romance behind it is … it’s just staggering, honestly. And Kim, naturally, is just being so modest about about it all!

From TMZ:

Kim is telling friends, “I’m honored.  I love it,” adding, “I know he doesn’t mean it in a negative way when he says the word ‘bitch.’”

Yesterday, Kayne tweeted, “I wrote the song ‘Perfect Bitch’ about Kim.”  Interestingly, the tweet was later deleted.

But Kim feels great about it, saying, “The song talks about how he was with so many other girls but could never find the right one until he met me.”

Kim is also real pleased about the way Kanye describes her body in the song.

Do you think that when TMZ has a story about what Kim is “telling friends,” it’s really a story about what Kim is telling TMZ? Because all of that sounds exactly like the dumb shit that falls out of her mouth daily. Just imagine all of that in her awful, annoying voice. You can see it, right? I bet Kris Jenner dials TMZ’s number, and Kim is like “uuugh, Mom, stop it, I don’t even want to do it right now, I’m, like, tiiiired,” and Kris is like “earn your keep,” and then Kim holds her breath until Kris promises to land her another boring photo shoot in return for making the call. “Mama knows what’s best,” Kris would say. Because I seriously think that whenever any moderately well known person or site or anything makes a comment about a Kardashian, Kris hears about it and addresses it.

But really, I just want to hear Kanye’s latest declaration of love. I want to be able to delve deeper into the greatest romance of the 21st century.

3 CommentsLeave a comment

  • She needs to stop talking in that annoying voice and removing all doubt of her ignorance also I disagree with Mr. Ego about the Perfect part but he got the second part right.

  • Awww. How sweet!! I’m writing a song about Kanye. While the lyrics are still in the works, I’ve nailed down the title, it’s…”Defective Douchebag.”

    I just know he’ll be so touched and honored.

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