Why, you’re wondering? What grand gesture has Kanye come up with this time to showcase and highlight just how jealous we should be of Kim Kardashian, since she’s the one who’s lucky enough to be on the receiving end of such gracious love and admiration? Here, let Kanye’s Twitter tell you:
Sweet, right? I know that I’d just *love* to be the subject of a song called ‘Perfect Bitch’. TMZ says sources at the Daily Mail have even found out some of the skinny on it. The whole thing is allegedly about Kanye‘s “search for the perfect woman and how he has now found the ‘perfect bitch’.” Isn’t that nice!
God. I just don’t even know what’s with these people. I mean, seriously. When is that sad old Kanye going to just get hip to the fact that Kim‘s only riding his dong because his name starts with a ‘K’? Damn.