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Kris Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian are naked together – shield your eyes!

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Alright, so it’s not really what it seems… but it’s still going to give me nightmares! Kourtney Kardashian is currently pregnant with her third child, and she must’ve been feeling a little nostalgic for her first pregnancy yesterday, because her Instagram #TBT photo was one of her doing the naked pregnancy shoot… right next to a photo of her mother Kris Jenner doing the same. WHY, GOD, WHY?!

To add insult to injury, Kourtney kaptioned (yes, intentional) the photo with: “I got it from my mama.” Well, yes, and that’s unfortunate for all involved.

I must say, Kris had a pretty spectacular mullet going. Plus, you’ve got to hand it to her plastic surgeon(s) – she only looks about 10 years older than that pic these days, all thanks to the wonder that is cosmetic surgery!

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Justin Bieber wants to f*ck Kris Jenner, apparently

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It was a star-studded event in Ibiza the other night for Italian fashion designer Riccardo Tisci‘s birthday party. By “star-studded”, I mean a bunch of washed up supermodels and wannabes (nearly the entire Kardashian / Jenner family was there, for example) taking too many Instagram pictures to prove how awesome and special their lives are. Justin Bieber was there, too, and took a ton of pictures with the aforementioned Kardash/Jenner clan. The above photo, for instance, was posted along with the caption: “@kendalljenner @kyliejenner who’s your daddy”, which… no. Just no. I don’t even want to pretend or joke about Justin Bieber fucking Kris Jenner, thank you.

While it’s all fun and games to joke about sleeping with someone nearly 3 times your age, Justin might actually be having a relationship with the one member of the family who seems to hate the others: Kendall Jenner.  Word on the street (internet) is that they had a nice hook-up, but not for the first time, because I think they were linked several months ago, as well (or am I just confusing Justin with Harry Styles?).

From Page Six:

While Bloom was turned away from Tisci’s party, Bieber, 20, seemed to score with Kardashian’s sister, Kendall, 19.

Spies at the Beats by Dre-hosted bash said “they were flirting all night” and left together. “Bieber looked like he didn’t have a care in the world.”

Kendall, girl, you were just getting likeable. Don’t do it to yourself.

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Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian tried to stay relevant by posting endless amounts of photos of herself looking like an extra from Willy Wonka, leading her followers to ask why she doesn’t seem to spend a single minute with her infant child rather than traipsing around the world partying.

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Kris Jenner is releasing a cookbook because she totally cooks all the time

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Kris Jenner is so desperate for attention that she’ll try anything to get it. Besides being the ultimate pimp for her three daughters, she’s also tried her hand at hosting a talk show and now she’s trying to pretend she’s ever set foot in a kitchen and releasing her own cookbook this October, called In the Kitchen with Kris: A Kollection of Kardashian-Jenner Family Favorites. Please, try to roll your eyes back to the front of your head.

From The International Business Times:

Jenner states that the inspiration behind writing the cook book is the huge amount of requests that she gets from friends for her recipes. The Kardashans are frequently seen entertaining during episodes of their reality show. In fact, even Giuliana mentions during the interview that she had once been a guest in Kris Jenner’s home.

Jenner mentions her grandchildren and states that she makes a mean grilled cheese sandwich that has become a favourite among her young grandchildren.

Why do I not believe that anyone asks for her recipes (or that she even has any)? Also, making a grilled cheese sandwich does not qualify you to release a cookbook. Are you kidding me?

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If you do want to buy this piece of shit because you’re a masochist, it’s available for pre-order from Amazon for $19.25, which is a joke.

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