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Kris Jenner officially files for divorce from Bruce

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Kris Jenner and Bruce split a little over a year ago, but there were rumours of a reconciliation somewhere in there. However, it looks like that’s not going to happen, since Kris officially filed for divorce from Bruce this week. I am unsure how to feel for Bruce – relieved because he got away from that She-Devil, or bad for how awfully he was treated throughout their marriage. I suppose really, I don’t feel either because I don’t know them and don’t really care. C’est la vie!

From TMZ:

Kris filed pro per — meaning NO LAWYER. Our sources say this was all orchestrated. Bruce Jenner‘s response is about to be filed at the L.A. County Courthouse.

She cites the standard “irreconcilable differences” as grounds for the divorce.

Everything has been worked out with their business managers … our sources say. There was NO PRENUP and they have already agreed to a property split.

Neither party will get spousal support. As for Kylie — who is 17 — they have joint custody.

Bruce, Kris and their managers worked out the deal over the last few months.

Well, that’s that, I suppose. Now Kris can desperately cling to her youth in peace and maybe even change her last name back to Kardashian, just like she’s wanted to do for the past 10 years, in an attempt to siphon off her kids’ fame. Bruce can grow old in peace and perhaps save what’s left of his hair after having lived with Kris for nearly three decades. Everyone’s happy! (The split is apparently “extremely amicable” – I bet!)

Kris Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian are naked together – shield your eyes!

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Alright, so it’s not really what it seems… but it’s still going to give me nightmares! Kourtney Kardashian is currently pregnant with her third child, and she must’ve been feeling a little nostalgic for her first pregnancy yesterday, because her Instagram #TBT photo was one of her doing the naked pregnancy shoot… right next to a photo of her mother Kris Jenner doing the same. WHY, GOD, WHY?!

To add insult to injury, Kourtney kaptioned (yes, intentional) the photo with: “I got it from my mama.” Well, yes, and that’s unfortunate for all involved.

I must say, Kris had a pretty spectacular mullet going. Plus, you’ve got to hand it to her plastic surgeon(s) – she only looks about 10 years older than that pic these days, all thanks to the wonder that is cosmetic surgery!

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Justin Bieber wants to f*ck Kris Jenner, apparently

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It was a star-studded event in Ibiza the other night for Italian fashion designer Riccardo Tisci‘s birthday party. By “star-studded”, I mean a bunch of washed up supermodels and wannabes (nearly the entire Kardashian / Jenner family was there, for example) taking too many Instagram pictures to prove how awesome and special their lives are. Justin Bieber was there, too, and took a ton of pictures with the aforementioned Kardash/Jenner clan. The above photo, for instance, was posted along with the caption: “@kendalljenner @kyliejenner who’s your daddy”, which… no. Just no. I don’t even want to pretend or joke about Justin Bieber fucking Kris Jenner, thank you.

While it’s all fun and games to joke about sleeping with someone nearly 3 times your age, Justin might actually be having a relationship with the one member of the family who seems to hate the others: Kendall Jenner.  Word on the street (internet) is that they had a nice hook-up, but not for the first time, because I think they were linked several months ago, as well (or am I just confusing Justin with Harry Styles?).

From Page Six:

While Bloom was turned away from Tisci’s party, Bieber, 20, seemed to score with Kardashian’s sister, Kendall, 19.

Spies at the Beats by Dre-hosted bash said “they were flirting all night” and left together. “Bieber looked like he didn’t have a care in the world.”

Kendall, girl, you were just getting likeable. Don’t do it to yourself.

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Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian tried to stay relevant by posting endless amounts of photos of herself looking like an extra from Willy Wonka, leading her followers to ask why she doesn’t seem to spend a single minute with her infant child rather than traipsing around the world partying.

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Kris Jenner is releasing a cookbook because she totally cooks all the time

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Kris Jenner is so desperate for attention that she’ll try anything to get it. Besides being the ultimate pimp for her three daughters, she’s also tried her hand at hosting a talk show and now she’s trying to pretend she’s ever set foot in a kitchen and releasing her own cookbook this October, called In the Kitchen with Kris: A Kollection of Kardashian-Jenner Family Favorites. Please, try to roll your eyes back to the front of your head.

From The International Business Times:

Jenner states that the inspiration behind writing the cook book is the huge amount of requests that she gets from friends for her recipes. The Kardashans are frequently seen entertaining during episodes of their reality show. In fact, even Giuliana mentions during the interview that she had once been a guest in Kris Jenner’s home.

Jenner mentions her grandchildren and states that she makes a mean grilled cheese sandwich that has become a favourite among her young grandchildren.

Why do I not believe that anyone asks for her recipes (or that she even has any)? Also, making a grilled cheese sandwich does not qualify you to release a cookbook. Are you kidding me?

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If you do want to buy this piece of shit because you’re a masochist, it’s available for pre-order from Amazon for $19.25, which is a joke.

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Even Fox execs thought Kris Jenner’s talk show sucked

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Kris Jenner‘s talk show bombed – not even Kanye showing off pictures of a then-newborn North West could save it. But since the Kardashian family had such a stronghold over TV, everyone was sorta left wondering why Momager Kris’s show just couldn’t get any ratings. Well, as a Fox exec put it, she’s just not all that interesting.

DAMNNNNNNNNNN.

From The Hollywood Reporter:

On Thursday, in a discussion with The Hollywood Reporter about three new shows Fox will test this summer, Frank Cicha, senior vp and president of programming for the Fox Television Stations, admitted he knew by the time the test ended that Kris wasn’t going to work. “I think she was pretty uninteresting [on camera],” Cicha said. “That was one where [sister company] 20th Television tried to capitalize on a name. … When the camera was on she looked not just like a deer in the headlights, but like a deer that already got hit.”

“It wasn’t a disaster in the ratings,” said Cicha, adding that it would have been an expensive show to produce and wasn’t a good fit for the rest of his station group’s schedule. “When you added it up, it wasn’t a show that made sense for us.”

Damn, that’s cold, Cicha, but so, so true. She’s NOT interesting. No one in that family is interesting and I’m not sure why we have ever acted like any of them are. So glad someone finally had the balls to say it, though.

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Kris Jenner’s Instagram got hacked, claimed to hate Kanye West

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Someone apparently felt like Kris Jenner‘s Instagram account was worth hacking, as s/he did so yesterday and began posting messages that aren’t even halfway believable as being from the industry’s most neurotic momager. The first message claimed that she was only pretending to like her new son-in-law Kanye West so that Kim could continue to profit. The second was a diss on Khloe‘s new boyfriend French Montana (and a reference to his ex-girlfriend Trina) and the third was her claiming that her PR people would deny that she really wrote that message to begin with.

Have a look…

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I mean, I guess if that’s how you wanna spend your time, it’s whatever, but… I dunno, just seems a little over-the-top to me. As if anyone is seriously going to think Kris Jenner is going to publicly admit how fucked up her family is? I don’t think so.

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Kris Jenner thinks Kendall looks good topless

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In today’s edition of “Why Won’t Kris Jenner Just Shut Up?”, everyone’s (least) favourite momager did an interview with the Huffington Post in which she discussed her glee over 18-year-old daughter Kendall‘s numerous topless shoots and encouraged others to appreciate how “great” she looks with no clothes on. Classic Kris!

“She’s a model and that’s really her profession. And she’s really good at what she does, and she’s just come off of a great fashion week.”

Kendall had no problem with the shoot either, Kris said, as topless shoots “come with the territory” of modeling and the 18-year-old “just wants to do a good job.”

The proud mom thinks her daughter’s model-esque proportions made the shoot particularly refined.

“She has like, the perfect body, especially one that wants to be in the modeling business,” she said. “I don’t know, I got a lot of curves and I couldn’t pull that off. But she always looks remarkable.”

But it’s Kendall’s character for which she’s most grateful.

“She’s got such a good heart, and she’s such a good kid,” she affirmed. “And she’s really so happy in her own skin. She’s not shy — it doesn’t bother her.”

Yeah, and it doesn’t bother you either because you’re used to getting attention for your daughters via them getting naked, right? First Kim’s sex tape, now this? I’ve got no problem with anyone getting naked, doing naked photo shoots, doing sex tapes, whatever – but the way this family relies on it as the ONLY interesting thing about themselves is just sad. Also, sure, your parents can be fine about you doing topless shoots or whatever because it IS part of the job – but to be publicly so ecstatic about it? Ay carumba.

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