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Kim Kardashian wants Kris Jenner to cut Rob off

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Kim Kardashian and her brother Rob haven’t gotten along in a long ass time. Whatever issues they have, they just can’t seem to bury the hatchet – that much is apparent. One of Kim’s big frustrations with Rob seems to be that he won’t help himself – everyone else in the family has a “job” and yet Rob is just coasting along, taking his family’s money and not even whoring himself out for it. Kim has a very strong work ethic, so she’s not happy about this and wants Momager Kris Jenner to cut him off… for good!

In the new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim calls Rob “pathetic” and even Kris admits she’s at wit’s end over what the hell is wrong with Rob. They’re one of the richest families on earth, and yet they’ve all found it impossible to light a fire under Rob’s ass to get him to do anything besides eat and sell shitty socks. What gives?

Kim claims that everyone “lick’s Rob’s ass” and does whatever he wants, which seems strange since everyone in that family only does what THEY want and what benefits themselves, so… but Kim doesn’t like attention being given to anyone but herself, so she thinks Kris needs to give him the boot.

Clip from the new episode of KUWTK is behind the cut – I threw it there because I care about you and E! Online has this shit on autoplay and I can’t turn it off. Don’t say I never did anything for you!

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Kris Jenner is single again after dumping her boy toy

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Kris Jenner got her groove back after ending her marriage to Bruce by taking up with Corey Gamble, a man 20+ years her senior who also happened to be part of Justin Bieber’s management team. It was fun while it lasted – because this was clearly a rebound relationship – and now it’s done and over with. That’s right: Kris used Corey for sex and now she’s dumped him since she’s had her fill.

The round up, courtesy of The Mirror:

An insider told Radar Online: “They haven’t been an item for a while. It was obvious to everyone that Corey was her rebound. Kris was using him for someone to hold and she was using him for sex. He gave her what she needed for that moment in time.”

The mother-of-five is believed to have raved about her sex life with Corey prior to the reported split.

Towards the end of last year an insider told Life and Style: “Kris has told friends that she’s having the best sex of her life with Corey.

“They are literally making out all the time like two teenagers in love. Her kids are constantly telling them to get a room.

“She’s gone so far as to buy a new NYC apartment just so she and Corey can have loud and crazy sex… Kris has swapped her comfy pajamas for loads of sexy lingerie.”

Don’t worry, though – it ain’t over yet. The tenth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians is already finished filming, and Kris and Corey’s whirlwind sexathon will be well documented throughout the season. Hurrah for us.

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Kris Jenner totally knew Bruce Jenner planned to transition

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Despite the fact that Kris Jenner has tried to pretend that she was completely blindsided by Bruce Jenner‘s plan to announce that he’s transgender and transition to being a woman, “sources” (read: anyone with a working brain) have called bullshit and said OBVIOUSLY she knew, she just didn’t want to hurt “the brand”. Because duh.

We’re told Jenner’s sons are finding it hard to stomach reports that Kris had no idea Bruce was becoming a woman. That’s exactly what Kardashian sources told TMZ, that Kris was in the dark.

But that has infuriated members of Bruce’s family, who say Kris has known since they got married that Bruce “had issues with his sexual identity.” And they say his desire to transition surfaced years ago.

Our Jenner sources say Kris wanted it under wraps because it would “hurt the brand.” So for the last few years they say she was ironfisted about keeping it all private.

We’re also told the Jenner boys are upset with Kim — although they will deny it publicly — because they are convinced she knew exactly what she was doing when she talked about Bruce’s journey and she jacked Bruce’s moment.

Welp, no surprises there. Kris Jenner is a monster and will continue to be, and she’s bred mini versions of herself that will destroy our world for years to come. Hurrah?

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Kris Jenner had no idea Bruce wanted to transition

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Bruce Jenner will apparently sit down later this year to talk about his transition to womanhood, but in the meantime, the press is having a field day talking about what it all means. How long has Bruce known he’s transgender? Why is he transitioning now? And perhaps most importantly, WHAT DO THE KARDASHIANS THINK???

For one thing, apparently Bruce’s ex-wife Kris Jenner had no idea that any of this was happening and feels blindsided by this – because, of course, Bruce coming to terms with his own gender identity is all about Kris, not about himself. Oh, and she plans to make as much money as she can off the whole thing.

Family sources tell TMZ … Kris heard all the buzz about Bruce but he never told her and she never asked. It sounds incredible, but we’re told there was “a serious lack of communication in the marriage.”

When they had their family sit down — which of course was recorded — we’re told Kris squarely challenged Bruce, disbelieving he truly wanted a sex change. Things got heated because Bruce insisted he was both comfortable and determined.

We’re also told Kris felt this was a shining example of the fundamental problem they had in their marriage — they hardly communicated with each other, and Bruce was especially shut down.

But Kris was not singled out. Bruce kept virtually everyone in his life — including his close male friends with whom he spent lots of time — in the dark.

Well, that’s certainly not a shocker. Even on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris and Bruce barely paid attention to each other. Kris had her head so far up her own ass (and when it wasn’t, it was up Kim’s) that she barely had the time of day for Bruce, and Bruce just sorta seemed to be there, getting by.

In the meantime, Bruce’s mom Esther, who is 88, recently opened up to The AP about Bruce, and said she’s more proud of him than she’s ever been for being brave through this transition:

“It was brief and I said I was proud of him and that I’ll always love him. I never thought I could be more proud of Bruce when he reached his goal in 1976, but I’m more proud of him now. It takes a lot of courage to do what he’s doing.”

“He said, ‘Mom, I’m still the same person.’ He said, ‘I’m still going to race cars, I’m still going to fly airplanes and I’m going to get my helicopter license.’”

“The family is close and very supportive of Bruce and we’re supportive of each other. He said, ‘I want to be honest about my identity and I know this is coming out in the press.’ He started by saying, ‘We need to have a long, serious talk.’ I am at peace with what he is and what he’s doing.”

Well, at least his mom sounds normal and lovely. Good for Bruce – coming out as transgender is difficult enough on his own, and doing it later in life can’t be any easier. Hopefully he is surrounded with people who will love and support him through this. And that does NOT include Kris Jenner.

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Kris Jenner is having a meltdown over that Bruce Jenner InTouch cover

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Last week, InTouch Weekly stooped to new lows (I know, you didn’t think it was possible) by superimposing Bruce Jenner‘s face onto Stephanie Beacham‘s body and adding a full face of makeup. This was an attempt to “out” him as transgender, which is not a new story by any means, but a fucked up one nonetheless given that a) Bruce has never spoken about this publicly and therefore, even if there is any truth to it, is a hot ass mess and b) There’s never been any proof that there is any truth to this and c) it’s InTouch and who even reads that bullshit?

In any case, because the world revolves around his ex-wife Kris Jenner, she is apparently so distraught over this cover that she’s having an absolute meltdown, acting out with her classic histrionics to the point that Khloe Kardashian felt the need to send her mom a huge bouquet of flowers, promising to always be there for her.

Now, sources close to the Jenner and Kardashian families tell Confidenti@l they sure hope In Touch got a good laugh out of the Photoshopped mockup, because it’ll cost them access to team Kardashian in the new year.

“Kris (Jenner) has cut off contact with In Touch, Life & Style and all Bauer publications,” says a source close to the reality TV royals.

“They won’t get any ‘real’ quotes from the family, and will be banned from Kardashian-Jenner red carpets, events, premieres and fashion events,” we’re told.

“Kris is a powerhouse — you’d better believe she’ll stick to it,” we’re assured.

Kris was so upset that Khloe Kardashian sent flowers to her momager, trying to lift her spirits about the way her ex-husband is treated in the press. She included a card reading, “Everything will fall into place, and until then we’ll have Belvedere (vodka). I love you mom.”

While a rep for Bauer declined to comment, a publishing insider says VIPs at the tabloid feel like their marriage to the Kardashians ended a long time ago.

“In Touch doesn’t care if the Kardashians don’t speak to them,” says our insider. “They felt betrayed anyway, that the family used them to get famous, then dumped them.”

Yeah, whoop-dee-doo that Kris won’t give quotes to InTouch Weekly. I mean, heaven forbid! Whatever will they do now? I dunno, maybe make the quotes up like they’ve always done? Photoshop pics just like they did on this very cover???

I think it shows the depths of Kris’ sheer delusional selfishness, however – and keep in mind, this isn’t surprising – that she’s more concerned about how this cover affects HER rather than how, you know, Bruce must feel to have something that’s very personal be speculated about so publicly AND to be made fun of to the point that a national trash magazine is Photoshopping makeup on his face. Good God.

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Kris Jenner strips with Kendall around the Christmas tree

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I don’t even really know where to begin (or end) with this one. You know that Love Magazine shoot/video with Kendall Jenner being all sultry and dancing around a Christmas tree in lingerie? Well, it just got a whole lot better (worse?) because Kris Jenner was there for her daughter’s big day and decided to get in on the naughty fun.

They smashed Christmas ornaments!

They wore reindeer antlers!

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They “danced”!

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Oh, man. I really need Kris to stop, like, yesterday. The whole “I’m a cool mom” routine has just gotten to be beyond creepy. Stay out of your daughter’s lingerie shoots and get your own life instead of pimping your daughters out so you can live vicariously. I mean, come on!

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Anyhow, if you really want to torture yourself with the full video, here you go!

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Kim Kardashian sent Kris Jenner a very special email

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I’m pretty sure Kris Jenner is some sort of evil mastermind, hell bent on controlling the lives of her daughters – each of whom she’s whored out to the highest bidder since they were able to make duck lips on Instagram – and everything about them: their money, their image, their business endorsements, etc. She also knows just how to put them in their places when they get a bit too cheeky for their own good. That has to be true, since I can’t think of another reason Kris felt the need to share an email sent to her by her most lucrative daughter (for the moment), Kim Kardashian:


I’m not quite sure what to make of the fact that Kim thinks Amish is spelled “omish”, though perhaps we can’t blame her for spelling phonetically. I suppose we should be lucky she can compose an email at all. Besides, maybe she’s right – maybe we do need more “chic, tights dresses” in our lives. What do I know?

Either way, I think Kris is an evil genius who thought, “Huh, you think you’re telling me something about fashion? I’ll humiliate you!”… though considering no one ever believed Kim was a Mensa scholar, I don’t know how effective that plan was.