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Kris Jenner officially files for divorce from Bruce

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Kris Jenner and Bruce split a little over a year ago, but there were rumours of a reconciliation somewhere in there. However, it looks like that’s not going to happen, since Kris officially filed for divorce from Bruce this week. I am unsure how to feel for Bruce – relieved because he got away from that She-Devil, or bad for how awfully he was treated throughout their marriage. I suppose really, I don’t feel either because I don’t know them and don’t really care. C’est la vie!

From TMZ:

Kris filed pro per — meaning NO LAWYER. Our sources say this was all orchestrated. Bruce Jenner‘s response is about to be filed at the L.A. County Courthouse.

She cites the standard “irreconcilable differences” as grounds for the divorce.

Everything has been worked out with their business managers … our sources say. There was NO PRENUP and they have already agreed to a property split.

Neither party will get spousal support. As for Kylie — who is 17 — they have joint custody.

Bruce, Kris and their managers worked out the deal over the last few months.

Well, that’s that, I suppose. Now Kris can desperately cling to her youth in peace and maybe even change her last name back to Kardashian, just like she’s wanted to do for the past 10 years, in an attempt to siphon off her kids’ fame. Bruce can grow old in peace and perhaps save what’s left of his hair after having lived with Kris for nearly three decades. Everyone’s happy! (The split is apparently “extremely amicable” – I bet!)

Kris Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian are naked together – shield your eyes!

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Alright, so it’s not really what it seems… but it’s still going to give me nightmares! Kourtney Kardashian is currently pregnant with her third child, and she must’ve been feeling a little nostalgic for her first pregnancy yesterday, because her Instagram #TBT photo was one of her doing the naked pregnancy shoot… right next to a photo of her mother Kris Jenner doing the same. WHY, GOD, WHY?!

To add insult to injury, Kourtney kaptioned (yes, intentional) the photo with: “I got it from my mama.” Well, yes, and that’s unfortunate for all involved.

I must say, Kris had a pretty spectacular mullet going. Plus, you’ve got to hand it to her plastic surgeon(s) – she only looks about 10 years older than that pic these days, all thanks to the wonder that is cosmetic surgery!

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Justin Bieber wants to f*ck Kris Jenner, apparently

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It was a star-studded event in Ibiza the other night for Italian fashion designer Riccardo Tisci‘s birthday party. By “star-studded”, I mean a bunch of washed up supermodels and wannabes (nearly the entire Kardashian / Jenner family was there, for example) taking too many Instagram pictures to prove how awesome and special their lives are. Justin Bieber was there, too, and took a ton of pictures with the aforementioned Kardash/Jenner clan. The above photo, for instance, was posted along with the caption: “@kendalljenner @kyliejenner who’s your daddy”, which… no. Just no. I don’t even want to pretend or joke about Justin Bieber fucking Kris Jenner, thank you.

While it’s all fun and games to joke about sleeping with someone nearly 3 times your age, Justin might actually be having a relationship with the one member of the family who seems to hate the others: Kendall Jenner.  Word on the street (internet) is that they had a nice hook-up, but not for the first time, because I think they were linked several months ago, as well (or am I just confusing Justin with Harry Styles?).

From Page Six:

While Bloom was turned away from Tisci’s party, Bieber, 20, seemed to score with Kardashian’s sister, Kendall, 19.

Spies at the Beats by Dre-hosted bash said “they were flirting all night” and left together. “Bieber looked like he didn’t have a care in the world.”

Kendall, girl, you were just getting likeable. Don’t do it to yourself.

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Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian tried to stay relevant by posting endless amounts of photos of herself looking like an extra from Willy Wonka, leading her followers to ask why she doesn’t seem to spend a single minute with her infant child rather than traipsing around the world partying.

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