I've always been a fan of Meg Ryan and all of her cheesy, rom-com movies, so I'm most displeased to say that the purpose of this entire post is to make fun of her lazy nipples.
Girlfriend was photographed out and about in NYC this past weekend looking a little worse for the wear. Even though she was said to have undergone some really bad plastic surgery, she's not looking, say, as bad as Jocelyn Wildenstein or worse, Heidi Montag. She's an aging Hollywood actress that probably feels past he...
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"To be honest, I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything. I wear sunscreen, and I don’t smoke. I take care of myself. And I’m very proud to say that.”
Absorb this statement, really let it sink in. Then jump.
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Paris Hilton couldn't keep her eyes off of her prizes after dinner with her boyfriend Douglas Reinhardt last night. The normally flat-chested celebretard seemed to be packing much more up top than usual and while normally these things can be attributed to a really good push-up bra, I'm wondering if Paris even had enough to push up before. Unless she's just discovered the wonders of a good Wonderbra, homegirl most likely just bought herself a new pair of breasticles. It makes sense, too. Pari...
If you can believe it, Stephanie Pratt was arrested on suspicion of DUI early Sunday morning, after leaving a birthday party for Holly Montag.
Stephanie has a history of issues with drugs and alcohol abuse. When she first joined the cast of The Hills, it was after a stint in rehab, and she was, at the time, very vocal about how she'd been sober since she was 20 and she took her sobriety very seriously. And I thought to myself, "You know what would help her take her sobriety even more seriously? ...
Okay, okay, so it's probably not going to happen, BUT ...
Vivid Entertainment, one of the top adult film producers in the country, has officially offered Nadya Suleman $1M to get naked for them.
Do you think they'd make her have a shitload of plastic surgery first??? I mean, she is not exactly super fit right now, after carrying eight babies around inside her. Or are they just betting that people would buy it for the freak factor?
Or, more likely, they know she'll pass, they just want the publicity ...
BUT...
I don't even know who this person is, but she looks about 20 years older than little Kellie Pickler.
Kellie -- cut it out with the plastic surgery on the face!!!
That goes for ALL of you adorable Hollywood girls! Anna Faris? Audrina Patridge? ARE YOU LISTENING? It is NOT HOT to look like everybody else, and it is certainly not hot to look like a mangled plastic surgery experiment.
This is such a tragedy. Kellie was so adorable. This new face is horrific. Ew. Why do people do this to their faces when they're perfectly hot to begin with??? These girls a...
So, one of the plastic surgery websites recently ran a piece suggesting that Lady GaGa had a nose job recently. You can see their compare pic above.
To aid you guys in your diagnosis, I have posted in the thumbnails a bunch of pics of Lady GaGa before she had her signature look (well, she wasn't blonde yet, but she already had the slutty thing down pat) -- these pics are taken from Lollapalooza in 2007. The second set is of her commanding the DJ booth at some London club with Paris Hilton jus...
We haven't seen her photographed at an event in nearly a month, and now Audrina Patridge just sashays down the red carpet at the Waiting in Beijing premiere like she didn't have a shitload of plastic surgery done.
Who the fuck is this???
Did she fix her ceiling eyes? Is that even possible? What kind of surgery do you get for ceiling eyes?
And you know what? The ceiling eyes were kind of cute. I mean, we made fun of them, but it's what made her Audrina. It's what made her different ...
And that upside is not having to work comic book shows at Ramada Inns in New Jersey as a means of letting the public know you are still alive.
Donna Pescow, best known as the slut Annette who was after Tony Manero in Saturday Night Fever at the 2008 Super Megashow and (sigh) Comic Fest in (sigh) East Hanover, NJ.
Also there: Joyce DeWitt in need of a cosmetic sponge for blending (Three's Company), Dawn Wells (Gilligan's Island), Claudia Christian in need of some plastic surgery ad...
They wear Spanx!
Eva Longoria was totes busted flashing her Spanx as she got into the car after a party for her cover of Allure.
Okay, listen up ladies, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret: If you have any complaints about the shape of your legs or your stomach or your butt, and you're not wearing Spanx, the joke's on you. As someone with a lifelong Buddha belly, I swear by the things. It's like getting tummy lipo for 1/100th of the price and none of the messy surgery -- the only downside is you miss out on an opportunity to potentially meet ...
It's a slow celeb news day. To the point that one of the big items flying around today is that Rihanna drank water yesterday. The sports bottle would neither confirm or deny. So when it's quiet, there is only one person to talk about: Denise Richards.
Denise Richards looks hot. I know she's seventeen kinds of crazy (and feeling completely vindicated) but I think she looks great.  I've been reading some blogs lately that are calling her fat. She appeared to be mai...
Angelina Jolie made a rare public appearance last night to honor pal Clint Eastwood at the Hollywood Film Festival Awards.
You guys, is it just me, or does something look different about Angelina?
It's not even necessarily plastic surgery I'm talking about -- it's just that something about her seems to have fundamentally changed. She's beginning to look less like an ingenue and more like a -- well -- woman. I don't want to say "matronly," because that's such a negative term, and she's cer...