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Caption This: Lindsay’s First Post-Rehab Photos

photo of lindsay lohan plastic surgery after rehab pictures

So here’s Lindsay photographed, technically, for the first time since her big break from rehab, and I’m happy and sad all at once – now I get to stare at her face to figure out what’s different (did she get a rhinoplasty? A new, perky upturned nose? Or is that just from all the coke?) and get the warm fuzzies over what’s the same, but sad because it won’t be long that she’ll be running people down with her car and headbutting those who oppose her and maybe even being arrested and sued for peering into Sam Ronson’s kitchen windows, ’cause that thing right there is called ‘harrassment,’ ladies and gentlemen.

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