Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Vanessa Paradis Talks About Johnny Depp Split

photo of johnny depp and vanessa paradis pictures Even though she doesn't want to talk about him. Go figure. In a recent interview with Elle magazine, Vanessa was asked about her breakup with long-time partner, Johnny Depp, and after a little insistence, she obliged. To Elle, Vanessa said: "I don't want to talk about him. Who said that artists should sell their soul, expose everything about themselves? … It's my duty to promote this movie, and my albums, but can you imagine what it feels like to see people making a business out of yo...

Chad Ochocinco Head-Butted His Wife … in The Head

photo of chad ochocinco and evelyn lozada pictures From ESPN: Miami Dolphins receiver Chad Johnson has been released from a Florida jail on $2,500 bond, a day after he had been charged with domestic violence after his wife accused him of head-butting her during an argument. Jail officials say the 34-year-old Johnson was released Sunday afternoon. Chad Johnson has put his football future with the Dolphins in jeopardy following Saturday night's alleged domestic incident, James Walker writes. Blog Johnson's defense attorney, Adam Swi...

Quotables: Rihanna Talks Chris Brown, Says Beating Incident Was Humiliating

photo of rihanna pictures photos oprah interview pic "It was embarrassing, it was humiliating ... I lost my best friend. I was resentful, I had a grudge, I was dark." Here's Rihanna, talking to Oprah on Oprah's newest talk show, where her homeland of Barbados was discussed (and visited! Rihanna's childhood home, ooh, ooh!), emotions were dissected, and Chris Brown information was, inevitably, divulged. Here's the preview clips if you really want to see 'em: I'll admit, this could be an interesting interview. I'd be interested to ...

Oh Noes, Katy Perry Smokes

photo of katy perry smoking cigarettes pictures Did you guys know that Katy Perry smokes? Because she does. And here's the proof, if you didn't see the photos that we posted of Katy Perry at Coachella back in April. Whatever, though. It's Katy's business if she wants to do stuff like this, and it's also Katy's business if she, you know, should happen to put a gag order on Russell Brand, banning him from talking about her anymore. Because she did! From the UK's Daily Star: KATY Perry is seeking a gagging order to stop Russell Brand speaking about t...

Here’s the Breaking Dawn: Part 2 Trailer if You Read Japanese and Speak English!

Don't know, guys. Seeing this trailer irritates me all over again. The tenderness in Robert Pattinson's voice when he talks to Kristen Stewart and her stupid Bella character; it's true love. Robert is a decent actor, but he's not that good. No, his feelings for Kristen are genuine, and then ... well, you know how it ends up. This is the official Breaking Dawn: Part 2 trailer, and it's got Japanese subtitles. For, you know, those who speak Japanese. Now, in light of all of this stuff, I've got a couple of questions you should probably answer! Are you guys going to see this movie?
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Is it because you love this franchise?
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Or is it because you're fascinated by the Robert Pattinson-Kristen Stewart drama and you want to see what the big deal is?
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Is there going to be drama on the red carpet?
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Is Kristen still a bitch, or do you think otherwise now?
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/> Don't know, guys. Seeing this trailer irritates me all over again. The tenderness in Robert Pattinson's voice when he talks to Kristen Stewart and her stupid Bella character; it's true love. Robert is a decent actor, but he's not that good. No, his feelings for Kristen are genuine, and then ... well, you know how it ends up. This is the official Breaking Dawn: Part 2 trailer, and it's got Japanese subtitles. For, you know, those who speak Japanese. Now, in light of all of this stuff,...

Love It or Leave It: Lea Michele Goes Two-Toned

[Image removed on request] Look! It's Lea Michele, filming scenes for Glee! And guys, I'm really not all that sure how I feel about girlfriend and her ombre (?) hair, because I was just starting to get used to the fact that she's a sexual creature, and not this young, innocent, annoying girl who pines after her co-worker incessantly. She's got a pre-bed routine, guys, alright? From People:
“I’m very conscious of taking care of my hair and skin. I’m the girl who goes to bed at night with the face mask, the hair mask. I don’t care what I look like when I go to bed; I care about what I look like when I wake up in the morning.”
I mean, if that doesn't just scream, "Man! I feel like a woman!" then I don't know what does. How do you guys feel about Lea's hair?
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/>[Image removed on request] Look! It's Lea Michele, filming scenes for Glee! And guys, I'm really not all that sure how I feel about girlfriend and her ombre (?) hair, because I was just starting to get used to the fact that she's a sexual creature, and not this young, innocent, annoying girl who pines after her co-worker incessantly. She's got a pre-bed routine, guys, alright? From People: “I’m very conscious of taking care of my hair and skin. I’m the girl who goes to bed at night with the face ...

Jonah Hill Took Photos of Some Lady’s Placenta

Gross. From TMZ:
So there we were ... walking around NYC today when we saw a woman giving birth in the middle of a park. And get this, Jonah Hill was there too ... taking pictures. The whole situation was pretty crazy ... our photog stumbled upon the scene by pure happenstance ... where emergency workers had just loaded the woman into an ambulance. But after the dust settled ... we randomly noticed Jonah snapping a cell phone pic of the birthy aftermath near the bench where the woman was sitting when she went into labor. We tried to ask Hill about the situation ... but he seemed a little too embarrassed to talk and beat a hasty exit with his pretty lady friend.
No, but seriously, that's bizarre. And gross. What, was he going to put it on his Facebook with some kind of status like, "Ugh, common women are so f-cking nasty." Is this the kind of thing that celebrities look down on us meager folks for? Because I can't imagine him photographing or videoing this moment for any other reason than that. I'm sure that's what it is. Jonah Hill thinks we're all pedestrian. />Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Jonah Hill Witnesses Bloody Street Birth in NYC - Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe Gross. From TMZ: So there we were ... walking around NYC today when we saw a woman giving birth in the middle of a park. And get this, Jonah Hill was there too ... taking pictures. The whole situation was pretty crazy ... our photog stumbled upon the scene by pure happenstance ... where emergency workers had just loaded the woman into an ambulance....

Quotables: 50 Cent Thinks Kim Kardashian’s a Piece of Trash

photo of 50 cent and kanye west pictures "I mean … if that man feel like she perfect, then she’s perfect. He could mean it and you’ll end up singing the words to it because he’s Kanye. You know how it is? One man’s trash is another man’s treasure." This was 50 Cent, talking to XXL Magazine about Kanye West and his perfect bitch, Kim Kardashian. And all I can say is BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, and BWAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAH! I'm sorry. Pretty much just what Fitty said, because there's just no way of saying it any better. BW...

Remember We Were Talking About Francesca Eastwood, Like, Just Yesterday?

photo of francesca eastwood and lindsay lohan fight pictures Well she's back in the news again! And for an even better reason than just being Clint Eastwood's daughter who also happens to date Tyler Shields! You're probably wondering what in the world could be more important than those two things (aside from, you know, a lot), and boy am I here to tell you just what---it's for getting into an argument with Lindsay Lohan! Apparently, Lindsay thought Francesca would be keen on partying with her for Francesca's birthday, but the truth couldn't be further ...

Here’s Some New Stills from Breaking Dawn Part 2!

photo of breaking dawn pictures photos stills Does anyone really care about these stupid stills? I mean, come on. There's much bigger things going on here, what with Kristen Stewart's love (and vagina) being led astray by a manipulative director who only has one thing on his mind---vampire sex. The new photos are released today, and depict the vampires and their friends in an array of vampire-themed settings. Because go figure. Breaking Dawn. It's about vampires. Also, who's the heavy girl (see gallery photos)? Don't get me wrong, she's absolutely beautiful---but correct me i...

… And Doug Pitt is Back!

I think I'm officially in love with this guy, and should probably engage in bigamy and marry him. And so as long as I don't have to endure any tedious, awkward dinners with his archaic mother in tow, then I'll consider myself a lucky girl (but really, I'd be lucky one way or the other, because come on. DOUG PITT). "Doug Pitt, Doug Doug Pitt. Doug Pitt, Doug Doug Pitt." Indeed. /> I think I'm officially in love with this guy, and should probably engage in bigamy and marry him. And so as long as I don't have to endure any tedious, awkward dinners with his archaic mother in tow, then I'll consider myself a lucky girl (but really, I'd be lucky one way or the other, because come on. DOUG PITT). "Doug Pitt, Doug Doug Pitt. Doug Pitt, Doug Doug Pitt." Indeed. ...

Blake Fielder-Civil Might Die, Maybe? Don’t Worry—Mitch Winehouse Has All the Answers

photo of blake fielder civil and the late amy winehouse pictures So, earlier in the month, Blake Fielder-Civil was apparently rushed to the hospital after choking on his own vomit (and with a swallowed tongue, ew and how awful is that), and after contracting some kind of weird infection, sources are saying that he's currently on life support and may die. Here's the original report from the Sun: Blake, 30, was found choking in bed after a booze session. The junkie — said to have also taken heroin — was rushed to hospital in Dewsbury, West Yorks, ...